gf just told me she wishes her fictional character was her husband

[Vitruvian]

She texted me "I wish phil was my husband" . we watch this show together before.

im literally shaking with cortisol i almost smashed my phone on my bed.

I've been disrespected so fucking hard i cant contain it so i made this thread. We were literally talking about kids this morning. HOLY FK WHY IS MY GF THE BIGGEST FUCKING RETARD ON PLANET EARTH. WHY COULDNT I HAVE GOTTEN A USED UP SLUT WITH HALF A FUCKING BRAIN.

 

[Deleted member 6538]

She's testing you and will continue to do so because you're clearly not the best option for her. Cuck if you don't leave her