Gf wants to breakup after blackout drunk (PLS HELP)

[MacBurger]

Ok so I got so fucking drunk yesterday literally blackout drunk level I can’t remember shit, apparently I kissed and hugged another girl who had a bf, she and her bf was playing games with us and when the bf went up apparently I like went out with her for a smoke then kissed her
Apparently I went into the toilet with her and took my clothes off?
My gf saw and wants to breakup, and the girl also told her.
HOW DO I AVOID MY GF WANTING TO BREAKUP

 

[MacBurger]

Bump

 

[MacBurger]

B

 

[nobodylovesme]

She deserves some1 better

 

[cooIguy]

if you cant be loyal let it go

 

[Lamskiiii]

Who gives a shit let her leave

 

[MacBurger]

if you cant be loyal let it go

Dude I was blackout drunk tho

 

[MacBurger]

Who gives a shit let her leave

Can’t she ordered AirPod maxes 2 for me and Im still waiting for them to come

 

[MacBurger]

She deserves better

Dude I was blackout drunk she’s also asian

 

[yyk117]

either you're a asshole or she's making up shit to break up with you because shes already cheating on you, i think its the second option king

 

[foidkiller762]

Ok so I got so fucking drunk yesterday literally blackout drunk level I can’t remember shit, apparently I kissed and hugged another girl who had a bf, she and her bf was playing games with us and when the bf went up apparently I like went out with her for a smoke then kissed her
Apparently I went into the toilet with her and took my clothes off?
My gf saw and wants to breakup, and the girl also told her.
HOW DO I AVOID MY GF WANTING TO BREAKUP

let go lmao its over

 

[Hess]

Well yea obviously if you get with another girl drunk they are gonna wanna break up

 

[MacBurger]

either you're a asshole or she's making up shit to break up with you because shes already cheating on you, i think its the second option king

No really I sort of remember a bit

 

[MacBurger]

let go lmao its over

I recovered believe it or noy

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

Ok so I got so fucking drunk yesterday literally blackout drunk level I can’t remember shit, apparently I kissed and hugged another girl who had a bf, she and her bf was playing games with us and when the bf went up apparently I like went out with her for a smoke then kissed her
Apparently I went into the toilet with her and took my clothes off?
My gf saw and wants to breakup, and the girl also told her.
HOW DO I AVOID MY GF WANTING TO BREAKUP

Good. She should leave you.

 

[MacBurger]

Good. She should leave you.

Hell nah I was drunk dawg like blackout drunk (I acc did blackout)

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

Hell nah I was drunk dawg like blackout drunk (I acc did blackout)

You had a choice when you drank. I say this as a balkan heavy drinker. Time to take responsibility.

 

[MacBurger]

You had a choice when you drank. I say this as a balkan heavy drinker. Time to take responsibility.

Yeah when I was sober, and it was a stupid decision, I’m not acc a cheater, it’s just I got so drunk and paired with the steroids it made me do some stupid shit

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Let it go and learn your lesson to not behave like a retard next time you drink

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

Yeah when I was sober, and it was a stupid decision, I’m not acc a cheater, it’s just I got so drunk and paired with the steroids it made me do some stupid shit

Even better reason to leave. Hop off the roids, stop drinking.

 

[MacBurger]

Even better reason to leave. Hop off the roids, stop drinking.

Uhhh not gonna hop off the roids g

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

Uhhh not gonna hop off the roids g

Why is that? What do those hormone disruptors do?

 

[Hurly saint]

Ok so I got so fucking drunk yesterday literally blackout drunk level I can’t remember shit, apparently I kissed and hugged another girl who had a bf, she and her bf was playing games with us and when the bf went up apparently I like went out with her for a smoke then kissed her
Apparently I went into the toilet with her and took my clothes off?
My gf saw and wants to breakup, and the girl also told her.
HOW DO I AVOID MY GF WANTING TO BREAKUP

Just say “I am a good person I swear I would never “cheat” in the right state of mind” and then say some bs that boosts her ego works everytime

 

[MacBurger]

Just say “I am a good person I swear I would never “cheat” in the right state of mind” and then say some bs that boosts her ego works everytime

Good shit

 

[AustrianMogger]

Ok so I got so fucking drunk yesterday literally blackout drunk level I can’t remember shit, apparently I kissed and hugged another girl who had a bf, she and her bf was playing games with us and when the bf went up apparently I like went out with her for a smoke then kissed her
Apparently I went into the toilet with her and took my clothes off?
My gf saw and wants to breakup, and the girl also told her.
HOW DO I AVOID MY GF WANTING TO BREAKUP

over for normies

 

[MacBurger]

over for normies

Jfl I fucking recovered it

 

[MacBurger]

Why is that? What do those hormone disruptors do?

Make me feel strong

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

Make me feel strong

At the cost of your balls and your future efforts in beds?

 

[MacBurger]

At the cost of your balls and your future efforts in beds?

It quite literally increases libido and sexual drive, and the balls is temporary and hcg exists

 

[MacBurger]

At the cost of your balls and your future efforts in beds?

DUDE apparently I took this girl into a toilet and pulled my pants down and she saw my dick holy shit hearing ts is so embarrassing