Girl asked what I was doing tonight, made up some extravagant social get together

[CupOfCoffee]

What a disaster

 

[Deleted member 13332]

I'm margaritas only

what a coincidence... me too bro

 

[Deleted member 275]

should have told here you were going to get drunk by yourself and browse looksmax

Considering she was already interested, this probably would've worked.

You could've even hit her with the 'Not much, gonna make some margaritas and go hot tubbing' line and she would've said the same thing. 'oh can i come?'

 

[metagross]

Going at it from a completely different angle: After lying about the event, why didn't you say: "No, sorry it's a private event. - But we can hang out some other time."

I think this situation was salvageable.

 

[Lars]

@larsanova69

he can join us

 

[Amnesia]

Going at it from a completely different angle: After lying about the event, why didn't you say: "No, sorry it's a private event. - But we can hang out some other time."

I think this situation was salvageable.

cause she caught me so off guard by just asking to come I spazzed out. Couldnt think that quick

 

[Deleted member 8856]

Idk about where u live but Target is always this spot for prime foids jfl. If you cold approached in Target a few days outta the week youd be fucking a new Stacy every week bro

 

[Amnesia]

Idk about where u live but Target is always this spot for prime foids jfl. If you cold approached in Target a few days outta the week youd be fucking a new Stacy every week bro

its actually true, like every young woman shops at target, all the time too

 

[cvzvvc]

Idk about where u live but Target is always this spot for prime foids jfl. If you cold approached in Target a few days outta the week youd be fucking a new Stacy every week bro

 

[Deleted member 14166]

then she asked cool, can I come? She just asked straight out totally caught me off guard . I had to say no since it was all make believe. Then it was awkward and I just said well g-g-oodbye see ya.


This happened at Target last night. We were in the alcohol isle and she saw me loading up on tons of booze so she figured it was for a typical NT reason like a party, but it was for me to rot and be alone.


Brutal, she was cute too but the situation was unrecoverable.

the fact that you haven't gotten a giga Stacy baffles me to this day

 

[Bewusst]

If there was a more accurate word for mental illness, it'd be @Amnesia

 

[Deleted member 13332]

If there was a more accurate word for mental illness, it'd be @Amnesia

Rudolf hess jawline

 

[TITUS]

It's getting obvious you need a PUA coach and doing some cold approaches to get your game going, just care with hitting on underage girls.

 

[Deleted member 8244]

“Hey girl, want to take this to the Walmart alchohol section?”

 

[crosshold]

If you need people for a spontaneous party, us looksmax rotters are probably free for the night

yeah and no bitches?

 

[Delusion]

You should’ve told her to come at 12:00 am sharp, and once she arrives to your apartment with decors ripped straight out of an ikea brochure - inevitably she will ask why the vibe here is so eerie, you will reassure her and tell her everything is fine and that all the recipients to the social gathering is down stairs in the basement, and “everyone is eager to meet you.”

As she descends into the stairway to your basement, making it to the end where she is greeted by your “friends”

You will introduce her to every one of your dearest companions, “the one on the left is Teddy B, the beautiful gentlemen is ellie R, and the one on the right is Richy R - they don’t talk much as they are quite shy, but when you get to know them, they can really open you up”

Spoiler

“Thank you for coming”



“I can make margaritas”



“We can go hot tubbing”



“we can binge ink masters”