girl at my work looks like meghan roche

[Deleted member 19548]

but with darker curlier hair. she is very tall too, legit fashion model tier stacy

should jim shoot his shot @turkproducer @Toth's thot @Leonardo DiCaprio

 

[Toth's thot]

do it
send pics in pms

 

[Deleted member 4430]

indeed, she looks like roach

 

[Deleted member 19548]

do it
send pics in pms

idk how to go about it i'm khhv

 

[Toth's thot]

idk how to go about it i'm khhv

just act confident
fake it till you make it

 

[Deleted member 19548]

just act confident
fake it till you make it

@looksmaxxer234 moment

 

[Lygodactylus]

but with darker curlier hair. she is very tall too, legit fashion model tier stacy

should jim shoot his shot @turkproducer @Toth's thot @Leonardo DiCaprio

Say " hi, where are you from"

 

[Deleted member 19548]

Say " hi, where are you from"

then what nigga

 

[Toth's thot]

then what nigga

use the crowbar nigga

 

[Erik-Jón]

but with darker curlier hair. she is very tall too, legit fashion model tier stacy

should jim shoot his shot @turkproducer @Toth's thot @Leonardo DiCaprio

Yes do it

 

[Deleted member 19548]

use the crowbar nigga

I think she is taller than me she could stomp my ass

 

[Deleted member 19548]

Yes do it

 

[Erik-Jón]

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Nah boyo this is the shit I’m trying to pull off when I move away for uni I’ll love to a big city(Toronto) abs I’ll alien max my way into modelling and warm approach girls like that

 

[Erik-Jón]

It’s my best chance at locking down a model stacy

 

[Erik-Jón]

@jim what are your stats?

 

[Deleted member 19548]

@jim what are your stats?

psl3 6 inch cocklossus 23 years khhv don't know height

 

[Erik-Jón]

psl3 6 inch cocklossus 23 years khhv don't know height

I know your kidding lmao

 

[Lygodactylus]

then what nigga

The convo will roll by itself.
She'll say "I'm from __ and ___",
You reply, "oh I've been there once at the shopping mall"
She'll be like "oh haha, there's zero good brands to buy from in that shopping mall"
You'll nod your head like a cuck,
Then say: "yo, I think I'll be around there on the weekend cuz I'm visiting an old high school friend. Wanna hang out?"
She's like "yeah, maybe( fucking flaky bitches I hate them)
Then you say "ok, I know a good place"
Invite her to the park (important that she doesn't invite her friends! If she offers to invite them it's over)
Once you meet( you'll bring some beers/ energy drinks) start talking to her about School life, hobbies, then about her diet.
Once she starts talking about her schizo anorexia is when you say " I think skinny girls are the hottest JFL ( don't use PSL lingo like an autist though)
She'll smirk like * tee hee* then fucking come into smooch her, if she reciprocates then good for you you've made it, start fingering her in public and grab her hand to make out near the oak trees where nobody can see you guys

If she pushes your face away before you manage to steal a smooch then it's not over, just hide the body in a dustbin near the park's opening entrance

 

[Deleted member 19548]

I know your kidding lmao

nope ask @turkproducer and @looksmaxxer234

 

[Erik-Jón]

nope ask @turkproducer and @looksmaxxer234

Rip

 

[Erik-Jón]

nope ask @turkproducer and @looksmaxxer234

My only hope at a stacy is model maxxing I think it’s my last hope tbh

 

[Deleted member 19548]

The convo will roll by itself.
She'll say "I'm from __ and ___",
You reply, "oh I've been there once at the shopping mall"
She'll be like "oh haha, there's zero good brands to buy from in that shopping mall"
You'll nod your head like a cuck,
Then say: yo, "I think I'll be around there on the weekend cuz I'm visiting an old high school friend. Wanna hang out?"
She's like "yeah, maybe( fucking flaky bitches I hate them)
Then you say "ok, I know a good place"
Invite her to the park (important that she doesn't invite her friends! If she offers to invite them it's over)
Once you meet( you'll bring some beers/ energy drinks) start talking to her about School life, hobbies, then about her diet.
Once she starts talking about her schizo anorexia is when you say " I think skinny girls are the hottest JFL ( don't use PSL lingo like an autist though)
She'll smirk like * tee hee* then fucking come into smooch her, if she reciprocates then good for you you've made it, start fingering her in public and grab her hand to make out near the oak trees where nobody can see you guys

If she pushes your face away before you manage to steal a smooch then it's not over, just hide the body in a dustbin near the park's opening entrance

nigga she is from my town and we work in the shopping mall

 

[Lygodactylus]

nigga she is from my town and we work in the shopping mall

So ask her this: "if you went on a local murdering spree, where in the town would be the best place to hide the bodies?"

 

[Deleted member 19548]

So ask her this: "if you'd go on a local murdering spree, where in the town would be the best place to hide the bodies?"

ok I will do this instead. thx

 

[Deleted member 19548]

@Danish_Retard do u like meghan rocher

 

[ALP]

I think she is taller than me

Brutal

 

[Deleted member 19548]

Brutal

short king spring

 

[Danish_Retard]

should jim shoot his shot

jim should slip some benzos into her drinking bottle

 

[Deleted member 19548]

jim should slip some benzos into her drinking bottle

no either she wants this jimlossus or she doesn't

 

[Danish_Retard]

no either she wants this jimlossus or she doesn't

the beauty of the aforementioned method is that what she wants doesn't matter

 

[Deleted member 19548]

the beauty of the aforementioned method is that what she wants doesn't matter

bro fbi wtf

 

[Danish_Retard]

bro fbi wtf

but fr, it isn't worth it to get rejected by a girl at work, it will just sour your future interactions with her and your colleagues.

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

psl3 6 inch cocklossus 23 years khhv don't know height

Jim you never ascended? I thought you left the forum to lose weight and ascend. You are back with an alt now... forever?

Seems like you will never meet the standards of British women. Time to call it a day.

 

[Deleted member 19548]

but fr, it isn't worth it to get rejected by a girl at work, it will just sour your future interactions with her and your colleagues.

didn't think of that

Jim you never ascended? I thought you left the forum to lose weight and ascend. You are back with an alt now... forever?

Seems like you will never meet the standards of British women. Time to call it a day.

I am losing weight but you cannot ascend as 23 khhv it is too late

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

didn't think of that

I am losing weight but you cannot ascend as 23 khhv it is too late

Yes it's too late. Are you going to escort-maxx or become a wizard?

 

[Deleted member 19548]

Yes it's too late. Are you going to escort-maxx or become a wizard?

escortmax maybe drug max to forget how lonely I am

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

escortmax maybe drug max to forget how lonely I am

I'm tempted to order an escort rn... but it's all backpage until I go back to London. I already been catfished by a gypsy before, so I am still KHHV as well.