girl friend posted a thirst trap of me on tiktok and it got 70k likes

[CelestialEmpire]

some bop in my girlfriend's friend group (all rich white insta famous "influencers"/models) posted some bullshit 30 sec vlog on tiktok about bieberchella a couple days ago and the main clip was like a candid vid of me looking to the side and smiling when i recognized my friend in the moshpit, i had like a pashmina around my neck and a sick fit so it was aura

anyways i looked almost chad tier in that clip cuz my ramus and mandible was super prominent from that angle and i also happened to tower over the crowd (mostly female in the background) so i had extra aura

ts boosted my ego a lot and a good amount of the comments were like "omg whos that man"

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[AppealGod123]

some bop in my girlfriend's friend group (all rich white insta famous "influencers"/models) posted some bullshit 30 sec vlog on tiktok about bieberchella a couple days ago and the main clip was like a candid vid of me looking to the side and smiling when i recognized my friend in the moshpit, i had like a pashmina around my neck and a sick fit so it was aura

anyways i looked almost chad tier in that clip cuz my ramus and mandible was super prominent from that angle and i also happened to tower over the crowd (mostly female in the background) so i had extra aura

ts boosted my ego a lot and a good amount of the comments were like "omg whos that man"

no video??

 

[zakachiti]

Fuck you, respectfully, but fuck you nigga

 

[crazyguy]

some bop in my girlfriend's friend group (all rich white insta famous "influencers"/models) posted some bullshit 30 sec vlog on tiktok about bieberchella a couple days ago and the main clip was like a candid vid of me looking to the side and smiling when i recognized my friend in the moshpit, i had like a pashmina around my neck and a sick fit so it was aura

anyways i looked almost chad tier in that clip cuz my ramus and mandible was super prominent from that angle and i also happened to tower over the crowd (mostly female in the background) so i had extra aura

ts boosted my ego a lot and a good amount of the comments were like "omg whos that man"

and everyone clapped

 

[Banned User]

 

[yyk117]

tales until link of video is posted

 

[lurker14]

 

[Clqs]

 

[GoyLite]

this guy has never had a bad day b4

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[CelestialEmpire]

tales until link of video is posted

not doxxing myself retard i have a finance career with like $700MM PV in future pre-tax income streams

 

[Paul.jnxy]

not doxxing myself retard i have a finance career with like $700MM PV in future pre-tax income streams

Bro thinks he deadass Oliver but he a goon LTN larping.

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Bro thinks he deadass Oliver but he a goon LTN larping.

year 1: $210k (analyst 1)
year 2: $250k (analyst 2)
year 3: $400k (join father's PE fund)
year 4: $450k
year 5: $500k
year 6: $550k + $6MM carry DAW (make VP)
year 7-9: $600-700k annual
year 10: $800k + $20MM carry DAW (make principal/director)
year 11-15: $1-1.2mm annual
year 16: $1.5mm annual + $80MM carry DAW (make partner)
year 17 and beyond: $1.5mm annual cash comp + $20MM annualized carried interest underwritten at 2.5x MOIC / 20% IRR

 

[Tenres]

I knew u were indian

 

[CelestialEmpire]

I knew u were indian
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caught me bud

 

[Former Shortcel]

Fuck you, respectfully, but fuck you chink

Fixed @Skitsuna @Mogs Me

 

[negative]

some bop in my girlfriend's friend group (all rich white insta famous "influencers"/models) posted some bullshit 30 sec vlog on tiktok about bieberchella a couple days ago and the main clip was like a candid vid of me looking to the side and smiling when i recognized my friend in the moshpit, i had like a pashmina around my neck and a sick fit so it was aura

anyways i looked almost chad tier in that clip cuz my ramus and mandible was super prominent from that angle and i also happened to tower over the crowd (mostly female in the background) so i had extra aura

ts boosted my ego a lot and a good amount of the comments were like "omg whos that man"

proof.

also mirin

 

[pfl]

tales faggot

 

[yyk117]

not doxxing myself retard i have a finance career with like $700MM PV in future pre-tax income streams

then dont expect anyone to believe your bullshit thread

 

[HtnceI]

then dont expect anyone to believe your bullshit thread

he wasnt, and I dont think anyone believes this

 

[Deleted member 337609]

some bop in my girlfriend's friend group (all rich white insta famous "influencers"/models) posted some bullshit 30 sec vlog on tiktok about bieberchella a couple days ago and the main clip was like a candid vid of me looking to the side and smiling when i recognized my friend in the moshpit, i had like a pashmina around my neck and a sick fit so it was aura

anyways i looked almost chad tier in that clip cuz my ramus and mandible was super prominent from that angle and i also happened to tower over the crowd (mostly female in the background) so i had extra aura

ts boosted my ego a lot and a good amount of the comments were like "omg whos that man"

 

[Eren]

Lies va sure he would be working at 7pm instead of larping on org if he had that job title

 

[слон]

some bop in my girlfriend's friend group (all rich white insta famous "influencers"/models) posted some bullshit 30 sec vlog on tiktok about bieberchella a couple days ago and the main clip was like a candid vid of me looking to the side and smiling when i recognized my friend in the moshpit, i had like a pashmina around my neck and a sick fit so it was aura

anyways i looked almost chad tier in that clip cuz my ramus and mandible was super prominent from that angle and i also happened to tower over the crowd (mostly female in the background) so i had extra aura

ts boosted my ego a lot and a good amount of the comments were like "omg whos that man"

most torturous and grueling day in the life of a tall htn

 

[january]

you will go down as the biggest tale writer in history

 

[Swarthy Knight]

PM the vid. Curious to see if ts real or not

 

[Glorious King]

PM the vid. Curious to see if ts real or not

HE'S THE UPGRADE OF CRISICK BRAH

NIGGA LARPS LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

 

[Swarthy Knight]

HE'S THE UPGRADE OF CRISICK BRAH

NIGGA LARPS LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

I rly gotta stop believing these capping dalits

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Lies va sure he would be working at 7pm instead of larping on org if he had that job title

nigga never heard of a break

 

[CelestialEmpire]

PM the vid. Curious to see if ts real or not

i cant dozx myself i have a finance career

 

[lnceIs]

I've seen it, good work.

 

[Mrinfinityx]

i cant dozx myself i have a finance career

Imagine having Oliver in ur social circle, how do u cope ?

 

[vampireㅤㅤㅤ]

i cant dozx myself i have a finance career

tales

 

[lnceIs]

tales

Not tales, can't dox myself but my brother (WASP 6'3 3:1 chin to philtrum 2.1 fwhr tall skulled nw1 29 yo 7" wrists) works two floors below me and his girlfriend (WASP 6' curvy but lean nordid green eyes 152 MENSA) is literally the guy's secretary. Small world.