girl gave me a handjob and i couldn’t stop laughing ⬇️ here’s why

[ascensionneeeded]

so i’m with this girl who i’m in a talking stage with. it’s my second time at her house in the summer and there’s some tension. after we watched a movie we went upstairs. one thing led to another and i got my dick out for the first time. she started beating it for me but she was wearing like 8 gold and silver bracelets. we were still a little awkward so it was quiet but i couldn’t help but notice the noise. it genuinely sounded like santa was beating my dick. it was like a jingle bell noise making the rhythm and i could not take it seriously

 

[Deleted member 194457]

They all shi at it

 

[ascensionneeeded]

They all shi at it

yeah she was kinda like stretching my foreskin and going way too hard on the way down to the point that my dick was like compressing in on itself

 

[tyquese]

so i’m with this girl who i’m in a talking stage with. it’s my second time at her house in the summer and there’s some tension. after we watched a movie we went upstairs. one thing led to another and i got my dick out for the first time. she started beating it for me but she was wearing like 8 gold and silver bracelets. we were still a little awkward so it was quiet but i couldn’t help but notice the noise. it genuinely sounded like santa was beating my dick. it was like a jingle bell noise making the rhythm and i could not take it seriously

u better at it or is she

 

[Vermilioncore]

let it snow let it snow let it snow

 

[itsoverforyoubro]

Girls are so fucking shit at it I let my ex do it a couple times but she lowkey almost snapped my banjo string and I never let her do it again

 

[Aox Ofwar]

I thought you were retarded when I read the title but this one's funny

 

[jagg/]

so i’m with this girl who i’m in a talking stage with. it’s my second time at her house in the summer and there’s some tension. after we watched a movie we went upstairs. one thing led to another and i got my dick out for the first time. she started beating it for me but she was wearing like 8 gold and silver bracelets. we were still a little awkward so it was quiet but i couldn’t help but notice the noise. it genuinely sounded like santa was beating my dick. it was like a jingle bell noise making the rhythm and i could not take it seriously

 

[symmetrymax]

nigga why let her beat ur shi js fuck her