Girl I slayed last night almost caught me penis pumping

[Clavicular]

Was slaying this bitch and she saw my leluv pump and asked if thats what she thinks it is…

Thank fucking god i was telling @NorwoodAscender how to larp his way out of this situation last week.

The key is to larp it as one of those cupping things for muscle recovery… perfect playoff.

Not writing a whole slay story for this one, just a boring whore off tinder.

 

[Clavicular]

Holy miring @ this username color @NumbThePain

Imagine not having this name color

 

[GabachoCopium]

my friends mom caught him jelqing in the shower once

 

[War_In_Chiraq]

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

i have a similar story, but because i cant lie on the spot, i resort to telling the truth.
my mother found my penimaster pro, my pump and my penis hanger under my bed, asking 'is that what i think it is'
i said yes, and she said i need to see a therapist.
i responded saying 'it isnt my fault woman demand 7'' penises these days'.
'but you haven't even had a gf yet' she retorted, before asserting that she was 'concerned and worried' for me.

 

[Clavicular]

my friends mom caught him jelqing in the shower once

Jelqing is cope and makes your dick borderline unusable and subhuman.

Was probably for the best LOL, only pump

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Jelqing is cope and makes your dick borderline unusable and subhuman.

Was probably for the best LOL, only pump

 

[Chadeep]

 

[Clavicular]

my mother found my penimaster pro, my pump and my penis hanger under my bed and she said i need to see a therapist.

Lol being based and having cuck parents is so fucking comical. My parents arent even libtards but literally try to send me to therapy for wanting to surgerymax.

 

[Cuervo]

how do u gather the energy to constantly slay

 

[ohslash]

Imagine admitting to using a penis pump

Over for this Dicklet

 

[War_In_Chiraq]

Imagine admitting to using a penis pump

Over for this Dicklet

it's not cope easy 1.5 inches gained no effort stfu

 

[Cuervo]

Imagine admitting to using a penis pump

yea i find it weird that people love sex but can't get an erection, especially if you actually can get it (the sex)

 

[Klasik616]

i have a similar story, but because i cant lie on the spot, i resort to telling the truth.
my mother found my penimaster pro, my pump and my penis hanger under my bed, asking 'is that what i think it is'
i said yes, and she said i need to see a therapist.
i responded saying 'it isnt my fault woman demand 7'' penises these days'.
'but you haven't even had a gf yet' she retorted, before asserting that she was 'concerned and worried' for me.

Lol my mom also found out the penis extensor but she didn't said nothing. I never had a girlfriend also.

 

[Klasik616]

Lol being based and having cuck parents is so fucking comical. My parents arent even libtards but literally try to send me to therapy for wanting to surgerymax.

In some years most men will be surgerymaxxing to increase their sex appeal.

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

Lol being based and having cuck parents is so fucking comical. My parents arent even libtards but literally try to send me to therapy for wanting to surgerymax.

i found that being persistent and honest is the best way to explain these maxxes.
i told my mother that i have impeded air flow and feel ugly, and that unless i fix my looks and my function, i would lead an unfulfilling life (which is the truth). over time she has accepted that i will be getting my deviated septum and bulbous tip refinement next year.
finally, i convinced her that, the objectives of my weekly weight lifting are the same as penis enlargement: improving self esteem.

 

[Clavicular]

how do u gather the energy to constantly slay

It takes alot ngl, i dont even slay most chicks out of being horny. I just want to know I mog and can get multiple slays per week.

 

[lurking truecel]

Lol being based and having cuck parents is so fucking comical. My parents arent even libtards but literally try to send me to therapy for wanting to surgerymax.

I mean considering your looks level it's understandable

 

[Klasik616]

i found that being persistent and honest is the best way to explain these maxxes.
i told my mother that i have impeded air flow and feel ugly, and that unless i fix my looks and my function, i would lead an unfulfilling life (which is the truth). over time she has accepted that i will be getting my deviated septum and bulbous tip refinement next year.
finally, i convinced her that, the objectives of my weekly weight lifting are the same as penis enlargement: improving self esteem.

How old are you?

 

[whiro]

What are your results with the pump?? Previous inches and now

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

How old are you?

27 yo kissless virgin ugly subhuman with vertical orbital dystopia and a negative orbital vector.

 

[raabla]

it's not cope easy 1.5 inches gained no effort stfu

1.5??

 

[War_In_Chiraq]

1.5??

Realistically an inch in a year with consistent pumping however people have pumped for years and gained a lot.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Was slaying this bitch and she saw my leluv pump and asked if thats what she thinks it is…

Thank fucking god i was telling @NorwoodAscender how to larp his way out of this situation last week.

The key is to larp it as one of those cupping things for muscle recovery… perfect playoff.

Not writing a whole slay story for this one, just a boring whore off tinder.

I don't believe you. What was his name then Clavicular? What was your slay's name?

 

[Willmogulater]

Waiting for John Porks call rn

 

[DepigmentedBrownoid]

I think even the fags here who used to worship you have gotten bored of your cringy ass "slay" stories

 

[Timmy.]

Was slaying this bitch and she saw my leluv pump and asked if thats what she thinks it is…

Thank fucking god i was telling @NorwoodAscender how to larp his way out of this situation last week.

The key is to larp it as one of those cupping things for muscle recovery… perfect playoff.

Not writing a whole slay story for this one, just a boring whore off tinder.

Tbh, I will need a gf/wife that knows I do PE. Or else I cant date them

 

[ferbite666]

Realistically an inch in a year with consistent pumping however people have pumped for years and gained a lot.

Yup. Combine this with cialis + BPC 157 & Tb500 + GH and you’ll be gold

 

[mogtivism]

Was slaying this bitch and she saw my leluv pump and asked if thats what she thinks it is…

Thank fucking god i was telling @NorwoodAscender how to larp his way out of this situation last week.

The key is to larp it as one of those cupping things for muscle recovery… perfect playoff.

Not writing a whole slay story for this one, just a boring whore off tinder.

What I would give for one boring whore off tinder rn

 

[Daddy's Home]

Holy miring @ this username color @NumbThePain

Imagine not having this name color

I also told him before that she looks sick

 

[cucklek]

anyone gets good girth gains from pumping? i could use half an inch girth for ideal dick

 

[iblamericky]

should I start penis pumping

 

[LKSMAXPerson]

penis pump thread when