ShawarmaFilth
“The average is 5.1 bro!! I swear!!”
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So theres this girl who fucking is obsessed with me and she approached me yeah and i used my cutecel NT powers and it worked
anyway she texts me “good morning pretty boy ” and calls me love and everything it’s so sweet
anyway
2 days ago she being super dry and I literally stopped talking to her completely
We’re co workers and we i saw her i gave her a head nod, Literally didnt talk to her the whole time
she would side eye me everytime i walk past her and try to hide it
so i wanted to get back and i talked to LITERALLY every person at work infront of her EXCEPT for her to rub it in her face
after a bit she said “can u watch the register rq” and she went to the bathroom teary eyed and i knew exactly what she was doing
she came back like 4 mins later with puffy ish eyes and she needed help with the register so i helped her in a nice voice and gave her a straight faced semi death stare and disnt talk to her agaib
She went and cried again
she didnt tell me until on text later that night and we made up
but idk man, i felt so good making her cry, i’m not a sociopath or nothing but it felt like i was getting back at her, for nothing, i dont know what it is but it just felt so exhilarating, i felt on top pf the world
Jfl i had to go to the back cause i couldnt hold back my laughter, it just felt like i was getting revenge but i didnt know what
ANYWAY MAIN PART
Today we were talking and she was like “yknow i’m so surprised i have no compitition against other girls” and i responded
“bro thinks i’m david gandy”
And she was like
“HES SO HOT”
I responded “ok” and got pissed and stopped responding for a bit
Then i came back and said “what do u think of celebrityy crushes” and she was like “ngl i have a couple”
I consulted her and told her she only has to have eyes for me
@ChadL1te @greycel @Suns9999 @sickdawgie @cromagnon
BTW THIS IS A DIFF GIRL FROM THE FIRST ONE, the first one lost interest cause i was too non Nt
anyway she texts me “good morning pretty boy ” and calls me love and everything it’s so sweet
anyway
2 days ago she being super dry and I literally stopped talking to her completely
We’re co workers and we i saw her i gave her a head nod, Literally didnt talk to her the whole time
she would side eye me everytime i walk past her and try to hide it
so i wanted to get back and i talked to LITERALLY every person at work infront of her EXCEPT for her to rub it in her face
after a bit she said “can u watch the register rq” and she went to the bathroom teary eyed and i knew exactly what she was doing
she came back like 4 mins later with puffy ish eyes and she needed help with the register so i helped her in a nice voice and gave her a straight faced semi death stare and disnt talk to her agaib
She went and cried again
she didnt tell me until on text later that night and we made up
but idk man, i felt so good making her cry, i’m not a sociopath or nothing but it felt like i was getting back at her, for nothing, i dont know what it is but it just felt so exhilarating, i felt on top pf the world
Jfl i had to go to the back cause i couldnt hold back my laughter, it just felt like i was getting revenge but i didnt know what
ANYWAY MAIN PART
Today we were talking and she was like “yknow i’m so surprised i have no compitition against other girls” and i responded
“bro thinks i’m david gandy”
And she was like
“HES SO HOT”
I responded “ok” and got pissed and stopped responding for a bit
Then i came back and said “what do u think of celebrityy crushes” and she was like “ngl i have a couple”
I consulted her and told her she only has to have eyes for me
@ChadL1te @greycel @Suns9999 @sickdawgie @cromagnon
BTW THIS IS A DIFF GIRL FROM THE FIRST ONE, the first one lost interest cause i was too non Nt