Girl said I text like a robot

[Amnesia]

She said I must be a catfish cause I text like a robot and hot guys don't text the way I do

When I asked wtf she said the first redflag was you said "Hello" instead of hi or hey or something


jfl


EDIT UPDATE

I just Facetimed her for like 30 seconds to say hi I am not a cf, she was like omg ur so hot etc

But now shes asking if that was just my friend cause I text so weird.


It's like bitch I just have good grammar? Shes 19, how do teenagers text? NTs plz help

 

[Sceptical]

Hello

 

[snowbunnypolice]

Ngl u do feel like a psl chatgbt automated response sometimes

 

[manletmachinestream]

Rate niamharina. Is she Stacy?

 

[Sceptical]

Rate niamharina. Is she Stacy?


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no but she looks like a whore

 

[vanillaicecream]

Bro you're 35 years old

 

[Vincent Freeman]

Bro you're 35 years old

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[manletmachinestream]

Rate niamharina. Is she Stacy?


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@Vincent Freeman

 

[Amnesia]

Bro you're 35 years old

38

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[Deleted member 107430]

Rate niamharina. Is she Stacy?


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mtb whore

 

[Nick.Harte]

She said I must be a catfish

Bot
Not catfish

 

[Reciprocated]

Rate niamharina. Is she Stacy?


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TFW she cuts into your life like a kitchen knife

 

[cavy]

over for oldcels

 

[lestoa]

Rate niamharina. Is she Stacy?


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BRO LET GO

 

[TsarTsar444]

Nervous zoomer "hi" vs collected aryan millennial "hello"

 

[Deleted member 74849]

Same

 

[Deleted member 97378]

Lol I text "Hello" often as well

 

[first snow]

greetings m'lady

 

[Amnesia]

Nervous zoomer "hi" vs collected aryan millennial "hello"

Same

Lol I text "Hello" often as well

TBH when I say Hello it's almost ironic because it IS a little more formal. I thought zoomers picked up on the ironic Hello


TBH zoomers aren't as good with sarcasm like millennials. Has anyone else noticed this as well?

 

[Deleted member 97378]

TBH when I say Hello it's almost ironic because it IS a little more formal. I thought zoomers picked up on the ironic Hello


TBH zoomers aren't as good with sarcasm like millennials. Has anyone else noticed this as well?

yup i do it in a trolly way, but apparently they take it at face value. That being said it's harder to pick up on sarcasm through text...

 

[manletmachinestream]

BRO LET GO

New song coming soon

 

[cytoplasm]

Show the texts

 

[manletmachinestream]

mtb whore

Why?

 

[Vincent Freeman]

Why?

recessed
no lateral cheekbones
a kilo of makeup and lipstick

 

[manletmachinestream]

recessed
no lateral cheekbones
a kilo of makeup and lipstick

What are u talking about man her cheekbones are good

 

[STAMPEDE]

You’re too high IQ to text young girls, their IQ is in the negatives

 

[Deleted member 115294]

TBH when I say Hello it's almost ironic because it IS a little more formal. I thought zoomers picked up on the ironic Hello


TBH zoomers aren't as good with sarcasm like millennials. Has anyone else noticed this as well?

fucking hell i just realized i start the convo with Hello every single time, can someone tell me if this a universal aspie trait or am i tripping

 

[Deleted member 88758]

I imagine you act like Sean o pry irl

 

[DarkAscender]

recessed
no lateral cheekbones
a kilo of makeup and lipstick

ur becoming gay bro

 

[Enfant terrible]

just greet them with a good old hail

 

[Deleted member 106986]

TBH when I say Hello it's almost ironic because it IS a little more formal. I thought zoomers picked up on the ironic Hello


TBH zoomers aren't as good with sarcasm like millennials. Has anyone else noticed this as well?

Outsource your girl texting to GPT immediately
JFL at texting girls in 2025
There are free GPT’s for this, or just make one etc

 

[lurking truecel]

Chad is diff

 

[Deleted member 13158]

No surgery for ur incel brain

 

[Deleted member 13158]

Wait actually wtf, get a lobotomy

 

[IHeartVanillaCoke]

She said I must be a catfish cause I text like a robot and hot guys don't text the way I do

When I asked wtf she said the first redflag was you said "Hello" instead of hi or hey or something


jfl


EDIT UPDATE

I just Facetimed her for like 30 seconds to say hi I am not a cf, she was like omg ur so hot etc

But now shes asking if that was just my friend cause I text so weird.


It's like bitch I just have good grammar? Shes 19, how do teenagers text? NTs plz help

dont use grammar, learn tiktok slang and use it often

 

[fukmylyf]

Nervous zoomer "hi" vs collected aryan millennial "hello"

tser tser where tf have u been?

 

[fukmylyf]

TBH when I say Hello it's almost ironic because it IS a little more formal. I thought zoomers picked up on the ironic Hello


TBH zoomers aren't as good with sarcasm like millennials. Has anyone else noticed this as well?

They're weird af ngl. NT on the outside but lack a lot of basic social skills

 

[hypernormie]

41

Inspirational

 

[TechnoBoss]

I think it’s because it’s so uncommon to hear someone in their 20s type with such formal writing. How do these women think “hot guys” are supposed to type? I hate using slang for the most part.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

I thought you had a 20yo girlfriend

 

[FutureSlayer]

Wait actually wtf, get a lobotomy View attachment 3512781

fun fact about this one, I heard he was no longer able to close his mouth, hence the resort to a cigar in the pic

 

[goontang]

No text game for your tism

 

[Napoleon1800]

She said I must be a catfish cause I text like a robot and hot guys don't text the way I do

When I asked wtf she said the first redflag was you said "Hello" instead of hi or hey or something


jfl


EDIT UPDATE

I just Facetimed her for like 30 seconds to say hi I am not a cf, she was like omg ur so hot etc

But now shes asking if that was just my friend cause I text so weird.


It's like bitch I just have good grammar? Shes 19, how do teenagers text? NTs plz help

I fucking hate girls of my generation, or guys even, they are so retarded thst writing normal English is seen as weird

U basically have to use a little bit of slang, text abbreviations, minimise the length of ur messages as much as u can while still getting the message across and always speak informally like hi or hey or wsg or wsu and minimise use of capitals

 

[kyphoscoliosis]

Tell her you want to deposit your fanum tax in her skibidi

 

[thereallegend]

Your stock portfolio subsidizes your lifestyle

 

[Amnesia]

I imagine you act like Sean o pry irl

tbh i am very much like him it's weird

No surgery for ur incel brain

its true u cannot change ur fundamental personality, bc ur personality is just the way ur brain is interpreting info and reacting to it in real time essentially

Looks are much much easier to change dramatically than personality

dont use grammar, learn tiktok slang and use it often

I think it’s because it’s so uncommon to hear someone in their 20s type with such formal writing. How do these women think “hot guys” are supposed to type? I hate using slang for the most part.

basically every non white girls talks ghetto trash way, but even some white girls try to emulate it which is completely cringe.

I thought you had a 20yo girlfriend

i broke up with her

Going MGTOW is actually insanely appealing

I can't think of a better way to have a more stress free life If I went MGTOW, I'd have 0 cortisol No more worrying about: Not being GL enough Not being high status enough Being rich enough Being exciting enough Being stoic enough Being gymcelled enough ect ect You could wake up, do whatever...

looksmax.org

Inspirational

i was joking I am not that old yet, still mid 30's

Your stock portfolio subsidizes your lifestyle

double edged sword maybe. since ive been self employed most my entire life i spent all my time at home in isolation never building a social circle in my adult life. But tbh I can't imagine actually doing a typical commute wage slave office job

 

[TsarTsar444]

tser tser where tf have u been?

Rotting on medical textbooks and clinics

 

[chincel11]

She said I must be a catfish cause I text like a robot and hot guys don't text the way I do

When I asked wtf she said the first redflag was you said "Hello" instead of hi or hey or something


jfl


EDIT UPDATE

I just Facetimed her for like 30 seconds to say hi I am not a cf, she was like omg ur so hot etc

But now shes asking if that was just my friend cause I text so weird.


It's like bitch I just have good grammar? Shes 19, how do teenagers text? NTs plz help

Something like hey shawwty should I take you out or eat you out

 

[asdvek]

OP is 40 years something old btw

 

[Mr.Proper]

I was told I gave an impression of a nerd/older man in text conversations, often because "you don't seem to use emojis and you try to follow geammar and seem cold" but via voice it's different and more NT-friendly that's why I try to get a call or send voice message at least.