Girl sat near me today at school (lifefuel??)

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I cannot comprehend how this is possible. I am a genuine subhuman yet for some reason this random girl at school sat next to me. I was chilling outside near the school and was sitting at a bench and there were like 5 other completely empty benches near me but for some reason she asked me if she could sit near me.

This is the first time this has ever happened in my life

Was she trying to bully me or was she hitting on me?
 
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im guesing you didnt talk to her, so you scared her, its probably over, dont even think about looking at her
 
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I cannot comprehend how this is possible. I am a genuine subhuman yet for some reason this random girl at school sat next to me. I was chilling outside near the school and was sitting at a bench and there were like 5 other completely empty benches near me but for some reason she asked me if she could sit near me.

This is the first time this has ever happened in my life

Was she trying to bully me or was she hitting on me?
She just wanted to sit bro.
 
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Doesn't mean anything
 
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nobody cares
rep if you agree
The paradox of your comment is amusing. You claim that nobody cares, yet you are desperately auditioning for the approval of strangers to "rep" your comment

Dnr
 
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I cannot comprehend how this is possible. I am a genuine subhuman yet for some reason this random girl at school sat next to me. I was chilling outside near the school and was sitting at a bench and there were like 5 other completely empty benches near me but for some reason she asked me if she could sit near me.

This is the first time this has ever happened in my life

Was she trying to bully me or was she hitting on me?
dont be stupid bro she wants you

next time you see her run up to her as fast as you can and ask for her phone number
 
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she was hitting on you now start stalking all her socials
 
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it was a dare
 
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you will know with time
 
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She probably wanted to see how u would react as a subhuman
 

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