Girl sucked my cock for what i was wearing

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Was walking in the mall, keep in mind im 5’1 and my shoulders are 14.5 inches.
Went to the food court, lots of women there so i decided to approach one.
Of course shitty social skills so i got rejected, i lift my hand up to scratch my head and my sleeve comes down, revealing my watch. The lady says, “actually… you know what, do you want your dick sucked?” I was like
“Ayo but sure, this is a calithe watch”
The bitch said “yeah sure ill get it for my boyfriend” JFL she was cheating on her boyfriend with me. Went to the bathroom and while she was taking of my pants, she said “wow you smell really good!” I was wearing nautica voyage.
She then sucked me off and i lasted 43 ish minutes and then she begged for me to fuck her but i said no cause she was low htb jfl.

Anyway, get yourself a calithe watch and nautica voyage, this is what happens.
 
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Mumbai writers
 
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what wuz that?
 
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Unfunny , unoriginal, hang yourself
 
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fking chud strikes again
 
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Tales from some torture room in Arkham Asylum
 
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March 24 go to TikTok with your unfunny bs
jfl i thought you’ve been here forever you’ve only been here a year bro stop larping as some supreme grandfather of this
 
jfl i thought you’ve been here forever you’ve only been here a year bro stop larping as some supreme grandfather of this
I joined in 500b/c but you wouldn’t know anything about that you ugly runt.
 
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Was walking in the mall, keep in mind im 5’1 and my shoulders are 14.5 inches.
Went to the food court, lots of women there so i decided to approach one.
Of course shitty social skills so i got rejected, i lift my hand up to scratch my head and my sleeve comes down, revealing my watch. The lady says, “actually… you know what, do you want your dick sucked?” I was like
“Ayo but sure, this is a calithe watch”
The bitch said “yeah sure ill get it for my boyfriend” JFL she was cheating on her boyfriend with me. Went to the bathroom and while she was taking of my pants, she said “wow you smell really good!” I was wearing nautica voyage.
She then sucked me off and i lasted 43 ish minutes and then she begged for me to fuck her but i said no cause she was low htb jfl.

Anyway, get yourself a calithe watch and nautica voyage, this is what happens.
What a nice little tale, Joker from the literal arkham asylum aint got nothing on you!!
 
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You didn’t even try to make the story look real bro
 
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I wasn’t old enough jfl. Wannabe funny faggot. Hang yourself you mirror breaking mutt.
Wallah iirc i’ve been mewing since around 11 years old im 16 now hang yourself being bp for longer means nothing
 
i’ve been mewing since around 11 years ol im 16 now hang yourself being bp for longer means nothing
Absolute water. :soy::soy::soy::soy: Mewing.
Go and talk about calithe watches with your other unfunny fags in a TikTok comment section.
 
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Absolute water. :soy::soy::soy::soy: Mewing.
Go and talk about calithe watches with your other unfunny fags in a TikTok comment section.
thats literally how i remember when i started bp also cope mewing stops future recession and is a natural retainer for after you have braces, i havent worn my retainer in 2 years and my top teeth are perfect and my bottom are slightly deviated
 
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thats literally how i remember when i started bp also cope mewing stops future recession and is a natural retainer for after you have braces, i havent worn my retainer in 2 years and my top teeth are perfect and my bottom are slightly deviated
I couldn’t give a fuck, you’re still ugly.
 
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top 5 things that never happened
 
Was walking in the mall, keep in mind im 5’1 and my shoulders are 14.5 inches.
Went to the food court, lots of women there so i decided to approach one.
Of course shitty social skills so i got rejected, i lift my hand up to scratch my head and my sleeve comes down, revealing my watch. The lady says, “actually… you know what, do you want your dick sucked?” I was like
“Ayo but sure, this is a calithe watch”
The bitch said “yeah sure ill get it for my boyfriend” JFL she was cheating on her boyfriend with me. Went to the bathroom and while she was taking of my pants, she said “wow you smell really good!” I was wearing nautica voyage.
She then sucked me off and i lasted 43 ish minutes and then she begged for me to fuck her but i said no cause she was low htb jfl.

Anyway, get yourself a calithe watch and nautica voyage, this is what happens.
Get rep farmes you fucking cucks
 
just wear supreme, vlone and bape theory
 
Was walking in the mall, keep in mind im 5’1 and my shoulders are 14.5 inches.
Went to the food court, lots of women there so i decided to approach one.
Of course shitty social skills so i got rejected, i lift my hand up to scratch my head and my sleeve comes down, revealing my watch. The lady says, “actually… you know what, do you want your dick sucked?” I was like
“Ayo but sure, this is a calithe watch”
The bitch said “yeah sure ill get it for my boyfriend” JFL she was cheating on her boyfriend with me. Went to the bathroom and while she was taking of my pants, she said “wow you smell really good!” I was wearing nautica voyage.
She then sucked me off and i lasted 43 ish minutes and then she begged for me to fuck her but i said no cause she was low htb jfl.

Anyway, get yourself a calithe watch and nautica voyage, this is what happens.
So, what actually happened? She exchanged a blowjob for a Calithe?
 
So, what actually happened? She exchanged a blowjob for a Calithe?
No she just did it cause i had a calithe on, she giggled a little when i whipped out my 3 incher tho
 
No she just did it cause i had a calithe on, she giggled a little when i whipped out my 3 incher tho
Did she laugh when she saw your penis is only about 8 cm?

Was she beautiful? If a Calithe can attract beautiful women, not just some subhumans, I'm gonna buy one, too.
 
Was walking in the mall, keep in mind im 5’1 and my shoulders are 14.5 inches.
Went to the food court, lots of women there so i decided to approach one.
Of course shitty social skills so i got rejected, i lift my hand up to scratch my head and my sleeve comes down, revealing my watch. The lady says, “actually… you know what, do you want your dick sucked?” I was like
“Ayo but sure, this is a calithe watch”
The bitch said “yeah sure ill get it for my boyfriend” JFL she was cheating on her boyfriend with me. Went to the bathroom and while she was taking of my pants, she said “wow you smell really good!” I was wearing nautica voyage.
She then sucked me off and i lasted 43 ish minutes and then she begged for me to fuck her but i said no cause she was low htb jfl.

Anyway, get yourself a calithe watch and nautica voyage, this is what happens.
Then you woke up and it was all a dream(apart from the 5’1 and 14.5 inch shoulders)
 
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