Girl tells her friends MY COCK IS 8 INCHES now they want to FUCK ME

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One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".


The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true :owo:".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.
 
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holy cow u guys r so unfunny writing the same shit under every single thread.

who the hell fucking chuckles when they read ur dumb fucking comment m8 go get some pussy or idk boyo u r pathetic.

thank god for the ignore user function, incel.

keep ur ugly ass out of my threads.

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i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".


The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true :owo:".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.
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i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".


The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true :owo:".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.
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i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".


The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true :owo:".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.
Dnr, brutal dickpill.
 
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i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".


The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true :owo:".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.
Average .org user is 8 inches
 
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@Dominicoon u believe this fool? 8x 5.5 lol. Even in fanfictions I still girth mog, I love my girth ngl.
“5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.” to top it off jfl 8x5.5 is super rare even in the porn industry
 
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i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".


The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true :owo:".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.
Dick pill is brutal
 
i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".


The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true :owo:".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.
Take your schizo meds bro
 
“5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.” to top it off jfl 8x5.5 is super rare even in the porn industry
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holy cow u guys r so unfunny writing the same shit under every single thread.

who the hell fucking chuckles when they read ur dumb fucking comment m8 go get some pussy or idk boyo u r pathetic.

thank god for the ignore user function, incel.

keep ur ugly ass out of my threads.

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