Girl tells her friends MY COCK IS 8 INCHES now they want to FUCK ME

[phenylpiracetam]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

 

[vratisevojvodo]

tales from mumbai

 

[phenylpiracetam]

holy cow u guys r so unfunny writing the same shit under every single thread.

who the hell fucking chuckles when they read ur dumb fucking comment m8 go get some pussy or idk boyo u r pathetic.

thank god for the ignore user function, incel.

keep ur ugly ass out of my threads.

@vratisevojvodo

 

[aladdinmaxxer]

Tales from deepest slums of mumbai

 

[cellmax]

Tales from your mom's bathroom

 

[Always Stay You]

 

[cytoplasm]

I believe you, bro

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

Nobody cares about your fanfictions

send pics or your a fraud

 

[lurking truecel]

Tales from the darkest part of the vimsy woods of angbahn

 

[BoredPrince]

 

[shmegmanator]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

"thank God" "I cant fuck her until January" Cant even make ts up anymore.

 

[MoggerGaston]

 

[Beastimmung]

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

goofy mfer writes out "muhahah"

 

[ChadL1te]

Pm face, if you’re really chadlite ill vouch for the thread

 

[Darkeningstar]

Ober 4 Chelsea

 

[Deleted member 110759]

Lmao. Kek even.

 

[Davidproton]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

 

[Willmogulater]

Chelsea is me

 

[LTNUser]

Post pic of yourself or Larp

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

Tales from the moldiest pirate ship of mogadishu

 

[Avertion]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

Dnr, brutal dickpill.

 

[Klasik616]

Incel creates account to post fiction stories

 

[Deleted member 108703]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

Average .org user is 8 inches

 

[Deleted member 83081]

 

[iblamechico]

Tales from the section 8 of Agartha.


@Dominicoon u believe this fool? 8x 5.5 lol. Even in fanfictions I still girth mog, I love my girth ngl.

 

[Dominicoon]

Tales from the section 8 of Agartha.


@Dominicoon u believe this fool? 8x 5.5 lol. Even in fanfictions I still girth mog, I love my girth ngl.

“5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.” to top it off jfl 8x5.5 is super rare even in the porn industry

 

[iblamechico]

“5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.” to top it off jfl 8x5.5 is super rare even in the porn industry

True but why didnt u rep me? Is it because I rubbed it on your face that I girth mog? My fault brah

 

[jué]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

Dick pill is brutal

 

[SoundnVision]

Pics of face
Pics of cock

 

[Dominicoon]

True but why didnt u rep me? Is it because I rubbed it on your face that I girth mog? My fault brah

Cuz it’s probably larp as well

 

[iblamechico]

Cuz it’s probably larp as well

You're talking about me? Fuck u nigga thouhjt we were buddies.

 

[Deleted member 84661]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

Take your schizo meds bro

 

[n9wiff]

Power of nootropics

 

[Dominicoon]

You're talking about me? Fuck u nigga thouhjt we were buddies.

Cmon bruh, 6 inches of girth is like winning a lottery ticket

 

[iblamechico]

Cmon bruh, 6 inches of girth is like winning a lottery ticket

Well @FaceandBBC has 6.1. AND im 0.2 off the 6 mark so that counts.

 

[Dominicoon]

Well @FaceandBBC has 6.1. AND im 0.2 off the 6 mark so that counts.

Impressive for a yt boy

 

[Dominicoon]

Well @FaceandBBC has 6.1. AND im 0.2 off the 6 mark so that counts.

 

[iblamechico]

thats gotta b Dbrownoid or nathans father. Like father like son type shit.

 

[Dominicoon]

thats gotta b Dbrownoid or nathans father. Like father like son type shit.

Nah just the average white brah.

 

[LooksOrDeath]

“5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.” to top it off jfl 8x5.5 is super rare even in the porn industry

its just above average if you believe the basement tales here

 

[romanstock]

Thank you for providing me with tomorrow's masturbation scenario.

 

[solpafanima]

cap in reality:

 

[billymidnight]

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

Yes bro I’m a psl god to

 

[iblamechico]

Impressive for a yt boy

Ur a dick racialist, I'm a dick realist. You believe in BBC, I believe in calcSD.
"OHHHHHH"
"Bars!"
We're different nigga!

 

[Dominicoon]

Ur a dick racialist, I'm a dick realist. You believe in BBC, I believe in calcSD.
"OHHHHHH"
"Bars!"
We're different nigga!

nah im just trolling

 

[vratisevojvodo]

holy cow u guys r so unfunny writing the same shit under every single thread.

who the hell fucking chuckles when they read ur dumb fucking comment m8 go get some pussy or idk boyo u r pathetic.

thank god for the ignore user function, incel.

keep ur ugly ass out of my threads.

@vratisevojvodo

haha go and cry retard

imagine having to prove something on org
jfl on you

 

[Deleted member 43796]

Fuarrkkkkkkkkk mirin brah

 

[AlphaLooksmaxxer666]

I have seen bigger tbh (in lslg). So I believe him.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

My day is ruined.

 

[laaltin]

Another larping Hindu