Girl tells her friends MY COCK IS 8 INCHES now they want to FUCK ME

[watah]

How can retards ITT not know who this is lol

 

[TechnoBoss]

Pm face, if you’re really chadlite ill vouch for the thread

Funny thing is you actually know who he is.

I believe him.

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

 

[Alucard69]

How can retards ITT not know who this is lol

How about you tell us instead fucktard

 

[TechnoBoss]

How can retards ITT not know who this is lol

Don’t say shit don’t even give hints.

How about you tell us instead fucktard

 

[Alucard69]

Funny thing is you actually know who he is.

I believe him.

Every 8 inch claim is absolute tales unless proof

 

[ChadL1te]

Funny thing is you actually know who he is.

I believe him.

Fuck wtf, now I gotta thibk

 

[cytoplasm]

Funny thing is you actually know who he is.

I believe him.

I just figured it out. So its definitely a larp

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

Don’t say shit don’t even give hints.

I always think it’s the bull or something

 

[cytoplasm]

I always think it’s the bull or something

It is yeah

 

[yoshisand]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

I'm sorry but the term situationship is so retarded it's not even funny

 

[floopmaxxed]

tales from the most barren wasteland of southern Algeria

 

[khann]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

It could be a shit test so make sure to fuck her and send her a snap.

 

[hopecel]

How can retards ITT not know who this is lol

it's @asdvek innit?

 

[hopecel]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

post screenshots of your snap with her or you're larping, braddah

 

[Zenis]

holy cow u guys r so unfunny writing the same shit under every single thread.

who the hell fucking chuckles when they read ur dumb fucking comment m8 go get some pussy or idk boyo u r pathetic.

thank god for the ignore user function, incel.

keep ur ugly ass out of my threads.

@vratisevojvodo

imagine getting this angry that someone thought you were larping. Must be hiding something

 

[Shogun]

This never happened

 

[ReasonableAdvice]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

Cartoon Network level delusion

 

[UnevenNeckshi]

I had no idea girls cared THAT much about dick size esp since apparently it hurts them?

 

[mrdouchebag]

Run through sluts who love hoeing around usually love huge cocks.
Cock preselection is a thing.

 

[ltnmez-castizo]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

 

[IBlameSub5Genetics]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

I dont even want to think of the command you gave to chatgpt to write that mumbai fairytale ahh story "I have grown my Roster again"

 

[averagenormie]

Read every single molecule thanks bhai

 

[Ychassa]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

wouldn't 8 be slightly too big tho?
this will give me alot of motivation for ascending, mirin.
how old r u?

 

[gigatruecel]

View attachment 3376287

this is op? is chadpreet mirin

 

[mogtivism]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

That sounds like a good problem to have. But let’s be real, when in post people say “med phenotype” they really look more “Bengali coal miner”

 

[kindinternetman]

tales from mumbai

This is so funny to me

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.

Supposedly Shocked that she claimed you had 8in...

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

Supposedly has 8in?
Fucking cuck

 

[PeasantKing53]

Every dude with a small dick denies the importance of having a big dick to women. They can’t cope.

 

[whitebitchslayer]

Brutal dick pill I would commit atrocities to have a 9” cock

 

[WeiWei]

Tales from Tamil Nadu

 

[PeasantKing53]

Brutal dick pill I would commit atrocities to have a 9” cock

Nah, 9” is too much unless u like fucking whores or black women. Between 7”-8” is ideal

 

[whitebitchslayer]

Nah, 9” is too much unless u like fucking whores or black women. Between 7”-8” is ideal

I have 6-7 depending on how u measure and I feel like it’s small

I want 9” so it’s never not enough and girls atleast struggle taking it, even tho most now days can easily do 9 or more


I heard a 4’11 bitch saying that 9 is alright she was like 15 at the time so I def don’t think it’s too big

 

[PeasantKing53]

I have 6-7 depending on how u measure and I feel like it’s small

I want 9” so it’s never not enough and girls atleast struggle taking it, even tho most now days can easily do 9 or more


I heard a 4’11 bitch saying that 9 is alright she was like 15 at the time so I def don’t think it’s too big

I’m 6.5”. It’s the beginning of “big” or on the verge of it just judging by appearance. The 6-7 range can look small sometimes (from some angles/perspectives) but it depends on girth. I estimated how much more to be “undeniably big” and decided that it would take a solid inch (to get to about 7.5+)

 

[whitebitchslayer]

I’m 6.5”. It’s the beginning of “big” or on the verge of it just judging by appearance. The 6-7 range can look small sometimes (from some angles) but it depends on girth. I estimated how much an inch more would look on mine and decided that a solid inch (to get to about 7.5+) to be considered undeniably big.

I think I have a 6.75” functional length since measuring from the front is 6” and the side is 7” but the skin stretches so when I’m having sex 6.75” actually goes in.

My girth is only 5.5” which is pretty bad

 

[PeasantKing53]

I think I have a 6.75” functional length since measuring from the front is 6” and the side is 7” but the skin stretches so when I’m having sex 6.75” actually goes in.

My girth is only 5.5” which is pretty bad

5.5 girth isn’t that bad, it’s 90th percentile which is about the same percentile as high 6’s/7 inch length.

And that’s western percentiles which is hardest to be highest percentile

 

[whitebitchslayer]

5.5 girth isn’t that bad, it’s 90th percentile which is about the same percentile as high 6’s/7 inch length.

And that’s western percentiles which is hardest to be highest percentile

Not enough for me tbh I’m looking into lengthening procedures. Maybe I’m just greedy

 

[hypernormie]

I know this isn’t tales because i’ve had similar experiences