Girl tells her friends MY COCK IS 8 INCHES now they want to FUCK ME

[watah]

How can retards ITT not know who this is lol

 

[TechnoBoss]

Pm face, if you’re really chadlite ill vouch for the thread

Funny thing is you actually know who he is.

I believe him.

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

 

[Alucard69]

How can retards ITT not know who this is lol

How about you tell us instead fucktard

 

[TechnoBoss]

How can retards ITT not know who this is lol

Don’t say shit don’t even give hints.

How about you tell us instead fucktard

 

[Alucard69]

Funny thing is you actually know who he is.

I believe him.

Every 8 inch claim is absolute tales unless proof

 

[ChadL1te]

Funny thing is you actually know who he is.

I believe him.

Fuck wtf, now I gotta thibk

 

[cytoplasm]

Funny thing is you actually know who he is.

I believe him.

I just figured it out. So its definitely a larp

 

[moreroidsmoredates]

Don’t say shit don’t even give hints.

I always think it’s the bull or something

 

[cytoplasm]

I always think it’s the bull or something

It is yeah

 

[yoshisand]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

I'm sorry but the term situationship is so retarded it's not even funny

 

[floopmaxxed]

tales from the most barren wasteland of southern Algeria

 

[khann]

i have grown my roster again.


One of my stacylite fuckbuddies (call her Chelsea) went to the pub with her friends last night. I kinda know her friends too, so it was obvious they were gonna talk about me.

Throughout the night, Chelsea kept snapping me telling me she misses me and how she loves our sex etc. exactly what a girl who's into you does when she drinks.

Later that night, while I was playing fortnite OG with my friends, I get a call on snap from Chelsea. I pick up and I hear some girl say "hello [drunken giggles] are you Chelsea's situationship?", while I hear Chelsea yelling "STOP STOP HANG UP" in the backgorund.
I chuckle and say "yeah, why? is she talking about be non-stop again?".

The girl laughs "haha is it true your cock is 8 inches, Chelsea said it was".

I was so shocked when I heard this, I think I just said "wtf" or something.
I heard yelling in the background and the girl immediately hangs up.


30 seconds later I receive messages from Chelsea saying she is really sorry and that her friends were drunk and to forget what they said.



1 hour goes by, it's like 3 am. A girl adds me on snap. I add her back, it's one of Chelsea's friends.
She sends a face pic (HTB) and asks where I live exactly. I ignore her question and say "why, what r ur intentions", to which she replies "i need to see if what i heard was true ".

I don't really know how to feel. Maybe it's a shit-test from Chelsea, trying to see if I would fuck her friend.
But I genuinely don't think it is.

I'll give low-effort replies to see if she keeps the convo going. I'm on holiday rn anyway so I can't fuck her until early january.


Oh well.

Dickpill.

Thank God I refuse to get myself into a relationship, would be tragic to miss out on all this degenerate shit. MUHAHAHAH

this is not even larp, cope as hard as u want idc.

i'm 5'11 brunette prettyboy med pheno 8x5.5 slayer htn-chadlite.

It could be a shit test so make sure to fuck her and send her a snap.