Girl tells me I'm the most handsome Pakistani she's seen

[kikethurston133]

Went out with lads Saturday night to my local town.

Chatting with a Malaysian girl with indian roots. i thought she was alright.

Says she's on and off with her ex. I get her Facebook and then went off to the bar to get another drink with the lads.

Fast forward to 4am, i'm lying in bed drunk af and about to have a wank.

She messages me randomly asking whether she can call me. I agree.

She tells me she's never seen a Pakistani like me before. Says she only likes white guys and think Pakistanis are unnatractive.

Calls me the hottest Pakistani she's ever seen.

Says she would drive to mine if she was sober.

After we finished talking, had my wank, then knocked out.

 

[kikethurston133]

@Introvertednarc
@JamesHowlett
@Preston
@volcelfatcel

Thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 14312]

 

[Deleted member 10104]

is that you in your avi?

 

[volcelfatcel]

Went out with lads Saturday night to my local town.

Chatting with a Malaysian girl with indian roots. i thought she was alright.

Says she's on and off with her ex. I get her Facebook and then went off to the bar to get another drink with the lads.

Fast forward to 4am, i'm lying in bed drunk af and about to have a wank.

She messages me randomly asking whether she can call me. I agree.

She tells me she's never seen a Med like me before. Says she only likes nordic guys and think Meds are unnatractive.

Calls me the hottest Med she's ever seen.

Says she would drive to mine if she was sober.

After we finished talking, had my wank, then knocked out.

@gamma

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Indeed bhai. U a mogger

 

[Deleted member 14312]

Went out with lads Saturday night to my local town.

Chatting with a Malaysian girl with indian roots. i thought she was alright.

Says she's on and off with her ex. I get her Facebook and then went off to the bar to get another drink with the lads.

Fast forward to 4am, i'm lying in bed drunk af and about to have a wank.

She messages me randomly asking whether she can call me. I agree.

She tells me she's never seen a Med like me before. Says she only likes nordic guys and think Meds are unnatractive.

Calls me the hottest Med she's ever seen.

Says she would drive to mine if she was sober.

After we finished talking, had my wank, then knocked out.

@gamma

Takes from Makinithappen’s (best looking med) basement

 

[kikethurston133]

Went out with lads Saturday night to my local town.

Chatting with a Malaysian girl with indian roots. i thought she was alright.

Says she's on and off with her ex. I get her Facebook and then went off to the bar to get another drink with the lads.

Fast forward to 4am, i'm lying in bed drunk af and about to have a wank.

She messages me randomly asking whether she can call me. I agree.

She tells me she's never seen a Med like me before. Says she only likes nordic guys and think Meds are unnatractive.

Calls me the hottest Med she's ever seen.

Says she would drive to mine if she was sober.

After we finished talking, had my wank, then knocked out.

@gamma

I've had problems in the past staying hard with girls.

It's most likely due to a combination of watching porn + cutting + alcohol + condoms.

I've just recently discovered this amazing technique that can bring back an erection and keep you hard, even while the condom is on:

- Make a ring with your thumb and first finger.
- Grab your cawk just like you would normally but just with the ring.
- Your first finger should be wrapped around the bottom on your banjo string.
- Your thumb should be on the ridge of the top-side of your mushroom tip.
- From this position, move the ring up and down in small movements with a firm grip.
- Focus on stimulating the banjo and ridge as these are the most sensitive parts.

I've gone from floppy to solid in a matter of moments using this technique.

There must be others who have discovered this.

 

[gamma]

She tells me she's never seen a camel like me before. Says she only likes humans and think camels are unnatractive.

Calls me the hottest camel she's ever seen.

Says she would drive to mine if she was sober.

After we finished talking, had my wank, then knocked out.

 

[Chadeep]

 

[Deleted member 6531]

Chadpreet things

 

[gamma]

is that you in your avi?

Actual pic of me (on the right) with Op when we met

Here's another pic of me with chaddam @volcelfatcel on the left

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Actual pic of me (on the right) with Op when we met
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Here's another pic of me with chaddam @volcelfatcel on the left
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mirin chads

 

[Chinacurry]

Went out with lads Saturday night to my local town.

Chatting with a Malaysian girl with indian roots. i thought she was alright.

Says she's on and off with her ex. I get her Facebook and then went off to the bar to get another drink with the lads.

Fast forward to 4am, i'm lying in bed drunk af and about to have a wank.

She messages me randomly asking whether she can call me. I agree.

She tells me she's never seen a Pakistani like me before. Says she only likes white guys and think Pakistanis are unnatractive.

Calls me the hottest Pakistani she's ever seen.

Says she would drive to mine if she was sober.

After we finished talking, had my wank, then knocked out.

Wow high value slayer, brutal about the jbw thing.
What country are you in Bhai?

 

[Gengar]

Wow high value slayer, brutal about the jbw thing.
What country are you in Bhai?

yo hes like banned and stuff, whats the point of asking

 

[BrendioEEE]

Roped