Girlfriend just insulted me GTFIH

[Catawampus]

It started by me sending her a snap of my sparkling water drink and asked her if she likes them to which she replies yes. I reply “sparkles me” because I’m low inhib and use looksmax terms irl especially with girls. She replies “Not as sparkly as Edward.” She is a big twilight fan and is referring to Edward the vampire played by Robert Pattinson

Now this was clearly uncalled for, completely off topic, insulting, disrespectful and random not to mention extremely blackpilling. I was very pissed off by this, I know I’m not some fucking makeup caked vampiric giga chad and I especially don’t have to be reminded of this by my own gf. I started insulting her back but am unsure of what to do now. Thoughts?

 

[buckchadley31]

Is your girlfriend here with us in the room? Can she talk to us too OP?

 

[ElySioNs]

It started by me sending her a snap of my sparkling water drink and asked her if she likes them to which she replies yes. I reply “sparkles me” because I’m low inhib and use looksmax terms irl especially with girls. She replies “Not as sparkly as Edward.” She is a big twilight fan and is referring to Edward the vampire played by Robert Pattinson
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Now this was clearly uncalled for, completely off topic, insulting, disrespectful and random not to mention extremely blackpilling. I was very pissed off by this, I know I’m not some fucking makeup caked vampiric giga chad and I especially don’t have to be reminded of this by my own gf. I started insulting her back but am unsure of what to do now. Thoughts?

 

[Catawampus]

Is your girlfriend here with us in the room? Can she talk to us too OP?

Are you Edward the vampire? Cus if you are I’m sure she will find some way to manifest herself for you

 

[metagross]

Man that is so annoying. I would honestly be annoyed by her and not respond for the rest of the day.
Can't even be arsed to argue.

 

[Catawampus]

Is your girlfriend here with us in the room? Can she talk to us too OP?

But what should I do fr bro?

Man that is so annoying. I would honestly be annoyed by her and not respond for the rest of the day.
Can't even be arsed to argue.

that is the first step in my plan, I am ignoring her for the rest of the day…

 

[Deleted member 15099]

why are you asking incels what to do?

 

[Catawampus]

why are you asking incels what to do?

We all know this is the place to come to on the internet for advice

 

[buckchadley31]

But what should I do fr bro?

Dump her subhuman ass and say you found a better looking girl

 

[Mousei]

What do you look like op

 

[Drew]

How is that an insult? I don’t get it.

 

[Catawampus]

Dump her subhuman ass and say you found a better looking girl

She will only continue to disrespect me more and more

 

[Catawampus]

What do you look like op

High tier normie
But still higher psl than her

How is that an insult? I don’t get it.

She’s basically saying she would prefer to be with Edward than me

 

[Mousei]

High tier normie
But still higher psl than her

She’s basically saying she would prefer to be with Edward than me

I wanna see pics tho

 

[Catawampus]

I wanna see pics tho

Only two of my most trusted members have seen me

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Why did you get so triggered by her mentioning Edward? wtf.

Grow some balls, who cares. Girls fantasize about much more unspeakable things, you're lucky she didn't tell you she fantasizes about being gangraped by 8 werewolves that speak Italian and have 10" cocks

 

[metagross]

that is the first step in my plan, I am ignoring her for the rest of the day…

Good plan. I hate when girls are fangirling over some guy. It's so annoying, man i hate it.

 

[Catawampus]

Good plan. I hate when girls are fangirling over some guy. It's so annoying, man i hate it.

Indeed

 

[Catawampus]

Why did you get so triggered by her mentioning Edward? wtf.

Grow some balls, who cares. Girls fantasize about much more unspeakable things, you're lucky she didn't tell you she fantasizes about being gangraped by 8 werewolves that speak Italian and have 10" cocks

Ik she does, this is just what she tells me about

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Ik she does, this is just what she tells me about

Yeah bro trust me you don't want to know what girls read about in their fantasy books. My gf spends hours every day reading shit like that

 

[Catawampus]

Yeah bro trust me you don't want to know what girls read about in their fantasy books. My gf spends hours every day reading shit like that

Truly degenerate no cope left for muh pure virgin gf coperz

 

[Catawampus]

Still have not replied to her, should I text back?

 

[darkness97]

you're such a girl lol.

the best thing to do when they do that is to not care lol. -80 on the care scale. it shouldn't even register. like if she just called you a fire hydrant. it would be meaningless.

if it were me i would have just eye rolled and continued what i was doing. it doesn't mean anything.

 

[Catawampus]

the best thing to do when they do that is to not care lol. -80 on the care scale. it shouldn't even register. like if she just called you a fire hydrant. it would be meaningless.

if it were me i would have just eye rolled and continued what i was doing. it doesn't mean anything

It’s a slippery slope between that and when they are straight up belittling or disrespecting you though, where do you draw the line?

 

[darkness97]

don't "hmmm" me motherfucker. don't listen to these incel fucks who have no idea how to handle the easiest shit test in the book. i'm pretty sure there are girls out there that you fawn over so it's not a unique thing to her. you are even statistically more likely to cheat on her.

this is such a female thing to fuss about. inject T asap.

It’s a slippery slope between that and when they are straight up belittling or disrespecting you though, where do you draw the line?

women literally do this shit all the fucking time dude. they even do it to chads just to see them crumble under the pressure. i have never wanted to reach through my screen and hit someone more in my life. i wish i could take your phone and feign indifference.

indifference dude. tattoo this onto your fucking forehead.

you're overthinking the shit out of this. you are thinking with your emotions, not around them. men can handle fragility better than woman because it's a female thing.

you fucking moron.

 

[Catawampus]

don't "hmmm" me motherfucker. don't listen to these incel fucks who have no idea how to handle the easiest shit test in the book. i'm pretty sure there are girls out there that you fawn over so it's not a unique thing to her. you are even statistically more likely to cheat on her.

this is such a female thing to fuss about. inject T asap.

women literally do this shit all the fucking time dude. they even do it to chads just to see them crumble under the pressure. i have never wanted to reach through my screen and hit someone in my life. i wish i could take your phone and feign indifference.

indifference dude. tattoo this onto your fucking forehead.

you're overthinking the shit out of this. you are thinking with your emotions, not around them. men can handle fragility better than woman because it's a female thing.

you fucking moron.

I failed the shittest it is over!

 

[darkness97]

I failed the shittest it is over!

it's alright. rome wasn't built in a day. it really isn't a big deal.

if you really wanted to be petty, just call another girl pretty and watch her discomfort.

 

[darkness97]

maybe i'm wrong. maybe she likes seeing you angry and gets turned on by it or something so you're better off just being angry about it or something. i've read it somewhere

 

[Catawampus]

it's alright. rome wasn't built in a day. it really isn't a big deal.

if you really wanted to be petty, just call another girl pretty and watch her discomfort.

I just texted her and told her I was at work all day so she doesn’t think I was just ignoring her ig

 

[Deleted member 15778]

Are you bragging or are you really this autistic?

She's a girl that likes twilight and said the first thing that popped into her mind. Stop over analyzing.

 

[Catawampus]

Are you bragging or are you really this autistic?

She's a girl that likes twilight and said the first thing that popped into her mind. Stop over analyzing.

I am indeed incredibly autistic

 

[Patient A]

Yeah bro trust me you don't want to know what girls read about in their fantasy books. My gf spends hours every day reading shit like that

Aw oui merci beacou

 

[Deleted member 15778]

I am indeed incredibly autistic

awww. It's ok. I'm just jealous you got a girlfriend. Good job with that bro!

Yah. Women are simple creatures that struggle to find thoughts, or anything to say, and when they find one they will say it. Please don't judge them.

 

[Chowdog]

you got verbally cucked

 

[Catawampus]

awww. It's ok. I'm just jealous you got a girlfriend. Good job with that bro!

Yah. Women are simple creatures that struggle to find thoughts, or anything to say, and when they find one they will say it. Please don't judge them.

They are like children mentally

 

[Deleted member 15778]

They are like children mentally

Exactly. Which is why they need a guy to take care of them, and make sure they don't start doing drugs, or other dumb dumb things, and keep them more safe.

 

[Catawampus]

Exactly. Which is why they need a guy to take care of them, and make sure they don't start doing drugs, or other dumb dumb things, and keep them more safe.

Indeed. They are easily influenced, it’s scary tbh just how suggestible they are.