Girlfriend never plans shit

[Deleted member 21182]

Bitch texts me out of nowhere at 11am that she’s coming to stay here till Monday

Litterally woke up to her spamming these messeges in my piss filthy room

Now I have to clean the whole shit up

 

[moggingmachine]

@mods brag thread from the resident faggot of .org

 

[pigskin cel]

@mods brag thread from the resident faggot of .org

jfl

 

[SecularIslamist]

Bitch texts me out of nowhere at 11am that she’s coming to stay here till Monday

Litterally woke up to her spamming these messeges in my piss filthy room

Now I have to clean the whole shit up

If you was a REAL man you'd make her do it. Women were made to be house cleaners.

The best gift you can give a women is a hoover or toilet brush.

 

[Deleted member 21182]

@mods brag thread from the resident faggot of .org

Suck my dick If you’re not happy go back to .is

I’ll make sure to record a video of me grabbing her ass today and you’ll be my first tag

 

[Deleted member 21182]

jfl

You too:

Suck my dick If you’re not happy go back to .is

I’ll make sure to record a video of me grabbing her ass today and you’ll be my first tag

 

[Deleted member 20370]

ok nigga we get it, you have a gf damn!

 

[Deleted member 24940]

Wtf is wrong with you that you don't pee in the toilet and use bottles? Are you a literal retard?

 

[Deleted member 21182]

If you was a REAL man you'd make her do it. Women were made to be house cleaners.

The best gift you can give a women is a hoover or toilet brush.

Well she’s not my wife and I’m not sure she’d wanna clean the week year old plates of food, pubes and piss bottles off my room

 

[moggingmachine]

Suck my dick If you’re not happy go back to .is

I’ll make sure to record a video of me grabbing her ass today and you’ll be my first tag

inshallah she will be raped by dark triad maghrebi beasts with dajjal eye area u filthy peanut skulled infidel

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Wtf is wrong with you that you don't pee in the toilet and use bottles? Are you a literal retard?

I am lazy as fuck when I’m sleeping and I wake up to pee I prefer to just do it in some cola bottle I was drinking then wake up sometimes and accidentally drink that shit with piss inside I live a miserable existence

 

[pigskin cel]

You too:

cope

 

[pigskin cel]

I am lazy as fuck when I’m sleeping and I wake up to pee I prefer to just do it in some cola bottle I was drinking then wake up sometimes and accidentally drink that shit with piss inside I live a miserable existence

pigskin moment

 

[pigskin cel]

inshallah she will be raped by dark triad maghrebi beasts with dajjal eye area u filthy peanut skulled infidel

Based

 

[Deleted member 21182]

pigskin moment

I mean it’s better than getting up every 2 seconds to pee

 

[Deleted member 21182]

inshallah she will be raped by dark triad maghrebi beasts with dajjal eye area u filthy peanut skulled infidel

take a look at my gymless frame Jfl if u think some skinny nigga could beat me up

 

[Deleted member 24278]

Flee Germany and move to Moldavia where women are more traditional

 

[Seth Walsh]

Bitch texts me out of nowhere at 11am that she’s coming to stay here till Monday

Litterally woke up to her spamming these messeges in my piss filthy room

Now I have to clean the whole shit up

1. Emotional Ecstasy: A girlfriend is not just a support system; she's a whirlwind of emotions that can take you to the highest heavens of joy. Imagine those moments of laughter, those shared secrets, and the comfort of a warm hug after a tiring day. It’s like having a personal cheerleader.
2. Financial Freedom: When you have a girlfriend, it's like your personal economy doubles overnight. Suddenly, everything from rent to groceries is split, freeing up funds for that jet ski you've always wanted. It’s like winning a mini lottery.
3. Superhuman Evolution: A relationship is a crucible for character development. Your girlfriend will push you, challenge you, and inspire you to become the very best version of yourself. It's like having a personal life coach who is invested in your success.
4. Shared Adventures: Having a girlfriend is like having a permanent adventure partner. Every hike, every movie, every road trip is more exciting when she's by your side. It's like life becomes a never-ending quest with your best friend.
5. Immortality Potion: Okay, maybe not immortality, but studies show that people in relationships live longer, healthier lives. It's like she comes with a personal shield that wards off diseases and adds years to your life.

 

[moggingmachine]

take a look at my gymless frame Jfl if u think some skinny nigga could beat me up
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who is this ethnic femboy?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Flee Germany and move to Moldavia where women are more traditional

I like it here

 

[Sprinkles]

I am lazy as fuck when I’m sleeping and I wake up to pee I prefer to just do it in some cola bottle I was drinking then wake up sometimes and accidentally drink that shit with piss inside I live a miserable existence

Wtf is wrong with you that you don't pee in the toilet and use bottles? Are you a literal retard?

Based I piss in bottles when I wake up in the middle of the night too tired to go to the bathroom.

 

[Deleted member 15468]

get used to it, ive never met a girl thats different

you have to constantly entertain them like a little kid,

 

[orangomango2003]

This is why you need to clean your room at all times. Imagine suddenly dying and your parents enter your room just to find piss bottles and cum on the wall.

 

[Deleted member 21182]

This is why you need to clean your room at all times. Imagine suddenly dying and your parents enter your room just to find piss bottles and cum on the wall.

I’ll be dead so doesn’t matter also if I die I live alone so my parents would probably come after some nigga cleans it up

 

[Gonthar]

I’ll make sure to record a video of me grabbing her ass today and you’ll be my first tag

Make sure you use your Indian accent, so we know it's you...

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Over.