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Never had a girlfriend, can someone explain to me what it feels like to have one?
 
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It's excellent until it's not.
 
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ive never been in one but id say it would feel cucked if youre the average joe
 
Never had a girlfriend, can someone explain to me what it feels like to have one?
being single is way better, I don't have to send goodnight,good morning texts and I don't have to spend money on the bitch for minimum reward
 
Life is more fulfilling, you're more confident, world just has a bit more color everywhere.

Relationships > slays, it's not even close
 
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You don't need to know, because you will never have one.:feelskek:
 
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Imagine having a slightly less intelligent human as a pet. You gotta water, feed, show love, play with, and fuck. It’s like an irl tomagachi.

When it’s good it’s really good and you feel complete. However when it’s bad it’s shitty.

It’s fun
 
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Imagine having a slightly less intelligent human as a pet. You gotta water, feed, show love, play with, and fuck. It’s like an irl tomagachi.

When it’s good it’s really good and you feel complete. However when it’s bad it’s shitty.

It’s fun
Sounds good, i want such a pet, but how much will it cost me?
I'm poor.
 
Sounds good, i want such a pet, but how much will it cost me?
I'm poor.
Nigga it will be the most expensive expense you have.
 
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Never had a girlfriend, can someone explain to me what it feels like to have one?
This might sound retarded, but if I had to imagine it’d be like speak to my sister or mother. One moment their sunshine and rainbows and the next if you even breathe weis they’ll flame you and bitch for no reason
 
I prefer the talking stage before the relationship (for the most part), it's so flirtatious and tense.
I think those aspects can be lost within a relationship, but if they remain, it's amazing.
 
it’s overrated unless you both genuinely find each other extremely attractive

if the dynamic is that a girl likes you more disproportionately you’ll start to feel trapped

only date a girl you see yourself with longterm, if not just keep it fwb
 
Never had a girlfriend, can someone explain to me what it feels like to have one?
Ok I got you. Imagine taking a test where if you don’t pass you lose everything. You’re acing the test your getting every answer correct it feels amazing your so happy you feel so much relief, but now it’s time for your test to be graded. There’s just one problem the person grading your test is retarded so despite how well you did how good of a person, because there retarded they mark every correct answer wrong and you fail. You lose everything. That’s a relationship in 2026. Just max out your looks and make enough money that whoever you date will cook clean suck, fuck, and shut the fuck up for you. If your at a position where they think they are equal or less to you when there fundamentally useless there gonna make your life hell. Never settle, and never invest in a liability that’s it.
 
Never had a girlfriend, can someone explain to me what it feels like to have one?
amazing if she is genuinely attracted aswell as submissive to you and you know what you are doing so you dont get cucked. it feels nice to hug another person, touch her hair, listen to her voice and have authority over something so beautiful.
 
I prefer the talking stage before the relationship (for the most part), it's so flirtatious and tense.
I think those aspects can be lost within a relationship, but if they remain, it's amazing.
you can make those aspects remain if you keep the relationship interesting and dramatic. if it isnt dramatic at all, yeah you are getting cheated on because she wants to be in a movie. women often stay attached to abusive relationships because of the extreme emotions she feels. so yeah like stand off the side of a bridge and threaten to jump off it or do a fascist salute in public :lul::lul::lul:
 
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