Girls have been treating me like a sub 5. Is it over? Rate this pic. Should I delete my ACCOUNT?

RealFunkyFlamingo

RealFunkyFlamingo

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I mean srsly. Even bb cream can't save this deformed peanut head. It Might be over. Have to wear green lenses all time for mtn max rating. My real rating is low LTN. Not subhuman cuz I am not fat. Put just 1kg of fat on my face and I am giga subhuman. Might log off and delete account tbf.
 

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Lol u failed u didnt listen
RealFunkyFlamingo said:
I mean srsly. Even bb cream can't save this deformed peanut head. It Might be over. Have to wear green lenses all time for mtn max rating. My real rating is low LTN. Not subhuman cuz I am not fat. Put just 1kg of fat on my face and I am giga subhuman. Might log off and delete account tbf.
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All the money put into softmaxxing just to be more subhuman. Nice
 
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RealFunkyFlamingo said:
I mean srsly. Even bb cream can't save this deformed peanut head. It Might be over. Have to wear green lenses all time for mtn max rating. My real rating is low LTN. Not subhuman cuz I am not fat. Put just 1kg of fat on my face and I am giga subhuman. Might log off and delete account tbf.
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GROW OUT THE HAIR U NIGGER TO COVER THE SKULL
 
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A girl at work literally asked me if I did drugs. Cuz my I looked pale as fuck cuz of tret. Jflll.
 
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RealFunkyFlamingo said:
I mean srsly. Even bb cream can't save this deformed peanut head. It Might be over. Have to wear green lenses all time for mtn max rating. My real rating is low LTN. Not subhuman cuz I am not fat. Put just 1kg of fat on my face and I am giga subhuman. Might log off and delete account tbf.
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Bro the point is to not let the fat take over. Protect yourself and love the process of it
 
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Do hardmaxxing. TBH you are good at frauding. I think normies would call you Chad. But surgery is always the way to ascend imo.
 
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RealFunkyFlamingo said:
A girl at work literally asked me if I did drugs. Cuz my I looked pale as fuck cuz of tret. Jflll.
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UGH IVE BEEN TELLING YOU, SO SO SO MANY TIMES GO GET MELANOTAN II. ITS NOT TRET U IDIOT. IF YOU GIVE UP I WILL HATE YOU BC I SPENT HIURS TO GIVE ADVICE AND FEEDBACK FOR YOY
 
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RealFunkyFlamingo said:
A girl at work literally asked me if I did drugs. Cuz my I looked pale as fuck cuz of tret. Jflll.
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ITS NOT TRET, TRET WPULDVE MAKE U BETTER ANYWAY. ITS TAN TAN TAN. U NEED A TAN. THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING THIS WHOLE TIME
 
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UGH IVE BEEN TELLING YOU, SO SO SO MANY TIMES GO GET MELANOTAN II. ITS NOT TRET U IDIOT. IF YOU GIVE UP I WILL HATE YOU BC I SPENT HIURS TO GIVE ADVICE AND FEEDBACK FOR YOY
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Nigga I don't wanna risk fucking skin cancer just to not look pale
 
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Timmy said:
ITS NOT TRET, TRET WPULDVE MAKE U BETTER ANYWAY. ITS TAN TAN TAN. U NEED A TAN. THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING THIS WHOLE TIME
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What is making me look pale then
 
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RealFunkyFlamingo said:
What is making me look pale then
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Genetics, invest in beta carotene and melanotan II. Bro I swear by Allah its not over and your softmaxxing didnt go to waste. Just look at this:

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This alone shows your progress and u surpassed the after pic too.
 
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mt2 or death nigger
 
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i've never seen you this down on yourself. Usually you are loving yourself
 
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jordanbarrettjaw said:
Do hardmaxxing. TBH you are good at frauding. I think normies would call you Chad. But surgery is always the way to ascend imo.
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he's already had a rhino JFL
 
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RealFunkyFlamingo said:
Nigga studied the funky lore
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U NIGGER I WILL COME WHERVER U LIVE AND RAPE U IF YOU GIVE UP COMING THIS FAR

U HATE UR BULBOUS NOSE TOO!? LEMON BOTTLE NIGGAAAAA, STOP ACTING LIKE U DONT KNOW
 
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Timmy said:
U NIGGER I WILL COME WHERVER U LIVE AND RAPE U IF YOU GIVE UP COMING THIS FAR

U HATE UR BULBOUS NOSE TOO!? LEMON BOTTLE NIGGAAAAA, STOP ACTING LIKE U DONT KNOW
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Ok bro. No problem. I've had bad sleep and my eye area gets cucked maybe that's why they were treating me sub5
 
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RealFunkyFlamingo said:
I mean srsly. Even bb cream can't save this deformed peanut head. It Might be over. Have to wear green lenses all time for mtn max rating. My real rating is low LTN. Not subhuman cuz I am not fat. Put just 1kg of fat on my face and I am giga subhuman. Might log off and delete account tbf.
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mogs me to mumbai
 
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Ok bro. No problem. I've had bad sleep and my eye area gets cucked maybe that's why they were treating me sub5
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Yeah bro dont be a bitch you nigger. Sleep well and use cucumber on your eyes when resting. Thats what I’m doing and it helps a lot they say

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Ok bro. No problem. I've had bad sleep and my eye area gets cucked maybe that's why they were treating me sub5
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U werent getting sub5 treatment if they were communicating w u btw
 
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What have you done bro apart from the hair, his face is leaner, how to achieve that ?
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His face didnt get leaner its the same, tan saved him
 
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RealFunkyFlamingo said:
All the money put into softmaxxing just to be more subhuman. Nice
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Its ok you improve a lot bro slmetimes it feels like you’re stuck but you re making progress little by little dont give up bro
 
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You look a bit like Zerka
 
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Its ok you improve a lot bro slmetimes it feels like you’re stuck but you re making progress little by little dont give up bro
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We cant let funky give up when he’s come so far
 
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Grow hair to cover peanut skull, get palate expander than mouth widening, get tan and u ascend 2 psl
 
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listen to them
 
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Nigga just take supplements to get a tan
 
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Can somebody help me find my failos in PM guys please ?
 
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Come to terms with the fact that you aren’t good looking already
 
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Your nose and mouth is whats failing u. Also if ur rly pale get melanotan ll. You dont look bad imo. But your skull shape is a bit odd yes.
 
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Come to terms with the fact that you aren’t good looking already
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He isnt bad looking. Hes nose is really fucked up tho and his lips are rly small.
 
Stop coping with gym and beard nigger get a job and save for hardmaxxing
 
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RealFunkyFlamingo said:
A girl at work literally asked me if I did drugs. Cuz my I looked pale as fuck cuz of tret. Jflll.
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Drop tret bro its cope if you have good skin already and anti aging prob wont work
 
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