Girls sitting on your lap

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Just something I noticed from different experiences, girls with fat asses will get you bricked up when they sit on your lap, its like you can feel the entire sensation of her ass on your crotch. When flat girls sit on your lap its legit impossible to get bricked. I remember this one time I went out with a flatoid to the cinemas, I got her to sit on my lap and I couldnt get bricked no matter what I did, change posture, position etc. The only sensation you can feel is the "Weight" of something sitting on you and ur balls being crushed it doesnt feel good at all, (this may sound odd but just compare it to like a little kid or something) theres no arousal. I legit had to get her off me cause I was going numb.

My theory is that the difference in sensation could be attributed to the surface area of the ass, and how the weight is distributed across your lap, for e.g in a scenario where a girl with a fatter ass sits on your lap, the weight is spread more evenly across your legs, crotch, etc. however with flatter girls its all distributed into one spot ur crotch so the full weight is crushing your balls.

TLDR: schizo ramblings
 
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Just something I noticed from different experiences, girls with fat asses will get you bricked up when they sit on your lap, its like you can feel the entire sensation of her ass on your crotch. When flat girls sit on your lap its legit impossible to get bricked. I remember this one time I went out with a flatoid to the cinemas, I got her to sit on my lap and I couldnt get bricked no matter what I did, change posture, position etc. The only sensation you can feel is the "Weight" of something sitting on you and ur balls being crushed it doesnt feel good at all, (this may sound odd but just compare it to like a little kid or something) theres no arousal. I legit had to get her off me cause I was going numb.

My theory is that the difference in sensation could be attributed to the surface area of the ass, and how the weight is distributed across your lap, for e.g in a scenario where a girl with a fatter ass sits on your lap, the weight is spread more evenly across your legs, crotch, etc. however with flatter girls its all distributed into one spot ur crotch so the full weight is crushing your balls.

TLDR: schizo ramblings
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ignore him he just writes bs to get first reply on any thread and rep farm
matter of fact add him to ignore list
 
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Just something I noticed from different experiences, girls with fat asses will get you bricked up when they sit on your lap, its like you can feel the entire sensation of her ass on your crotch. When flat girls sit on your lap its legit impossible to get bricked. I remember this one time I went out with a flatoid to the cinemas, I got her to sit on my lap and I couldnt get bricked no matter what I did, change posture, position etc. The only sensation you can feel is the "Weight" of something sitting on you and ur balls being crushed it doesnt feel good at all, (this may sound odd but just compare it to like a little kid or something) theres no arousal. I legit had to get her off me cause I was going numb.

My theory is that the difference in sensation could be attributed to the surface area of the ass, and how the weight is distributed across your lap, for e.g in a scenario where a girl with a fatter ass sits on your lap, the weight is spread more evenly across your legs, crotch, etc. however with flatter girls its all distributed into one spot ur crotch so the full weight is crushing your balls.

TLDR: schizo ramblings
I get hard regardless tbh its the idea not the sensation that matters
 
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Just something I noticed from different experiences, girls with fat asses will get you bricked up when they sit on your lap, its like you can feel the entire sensation of her ass on your crotch. When flat girls sit on your lap its legit impossible to get bricked. I remember this one time I went out with a flatoid to the cinemas, I got her to sit on my lap and I couldnt get bricked no matter what I did, change posture, position etc. The only sensation you can feel is the "Weight" of something sitting on you and ur balls being crushed it doesnt feel good at all, (this may sound odd but just compare it to like a little kid or something) theres no arousal. I legit had to get her off me cause I was going numb.

My theory is that the difference in sensation could be attributed to the surface area of the ass, and how the weight is distributed across your lap, for e.g in a scenario where a girl with a fatter ass sits on your lap, the weight is spread more evenly across your legs, crotch, etc. however with flatter girls its all distributed into one spot ur crotch so the full weight is crushing your balls.

TLDR: schizo ramblings
I get bricked with everything, no matter if it's a big ass or flat or even a dude
 
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Talking about loser when you are on an incel forum what a retard
looksmax forum not incel i reckon alot of the people here have gfs and aren't virgins
 
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Just something I noticed from different experiences, girls with fat asses will get you bricked up when they sit on your lap, its like you can feel the entire sensation of her ass on your crotch. When flat girls sit on your lap its legit impossible to get bricked. I remember this one time I went out with a flatoid to the cinemas, I got her to sit on my lap and I couldnt get bricked no matter what I did, change posture, position etc. The only sensation you can feel is the "Weight" of something sitting on you and ur balls being crushed it doesnt feel good at all, (this may sound odd but just compare it to like a little kid or something) theres no arousal. I legit had to get her off me cause I was going numb.

My theory is that the difference in sensation could be attributed to the surface area of the ass, and how the weight is distributed across your lap, for e.g in a scenario where a girl with a fatter ass sits on your lap, the weight is spread more evenly across your legs, crotch, etc. however with flatter girls its all distributed into one spot ur crotch so the full weight is crushing your balls.

TLDR: schizo ramblings
chad only experience
 
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Just something I noticed from different experiences, girls with fat asses will get you bricked up when they sit on your lap, its like you can feel the entire sensation of her ass on your crotch. When flat girls sit on your lap its legit impossible to get bricked. I remember this one time I went out with a flatoid to the cinemas, I got her to sit on my lap and I couldnt get bricked no matter what I did, change posture, position etc. The only sensation you can feel is the "Weight" of something sitting on you and ur balls being crushed it doesnt feel good at all, (this may sound odd but just compare it to like a little kid or something) theres no arousal. I legit had to get her off me cause I was going numb.

My theory is that the difference in sensation could be attributed to the surface area of the ass, and how the weight is distributed across your lap, for e.g in a scenario where a girl with a fatter ass sits on your lap, the weight is spread more evenly across your legs, crotch, etc. however with flatter girls its all distributed into one spot ur crotch so the full weight is crushing your balls.

TLDR: schizo ramblings
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of course bro we understand
 
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Talking about loser when you are on an incel forum what a retard
I literally lurk on here im not the one farming reps on a mumbai incel website get a life :lul:
 
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So if Gorlock the Destroyer sat on your lap, you'd get a raging boner?
 
looksmax forum not incel i reckon alot of the people here have gfs and aren't virgins
They wouldn’t need to improve if they were at a good point, and most people leave after ascending
 
Ye like they said its the sensation doesnt matter who it is
 

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Just something I noticed from different experiences, girls with fat asses will get you bricked up when they sit on your lap, its like you can feel the entire sensation of her ass on your crotch. When flat girls sit on your lap its legit impossible to get bricked. I remember this one time I went out with a flatoid to the cinemas, I got her to sit on my lap and I couldnt get bricked no matter what I did, change posture, position etc. The only sensation you can feel is the "Weight" of something sitting on you and ur balls being crushed it doesnt feel good at all, (this may sound odd but just compare it to like a little kid or something) theres no arousal. I legit had to get her off me cause I was going numb.

My theory is that the difference in sensation could be attributed to the surface area of the ass, and how the weight is distributed across your lap, for e.g in a scenario where a girl with a fatter ass sits on your lap, the weight is spread more evenly across your legs, crotch, etc. however with flatter girls its all distributed into one spot ur crotch so the full weight is crushing your balls.

TLDR: schizo ramblings
Sometimes i kinda feel uncomfortable feeling on my legs when a flat girl sits on my lap, its so weird
 

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