goontang
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I'm a writer and aspiring author
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Norman the normie never was anything special, he was always a jack off of all trades guy (not a typo) He wished he had an extreme talent to mog all the other normies and stand outA average guy gains super powers
Be more specificFormer Shortcel Vs. IronCuck 1v1![]()
Be more specific
okHere’s my last 7 days
-Lost 1K
-gained 5 pounds
-broke out
• lost my girl
• got sick today
• and thought I was facing potential legal trouble today
I gave it for him to write a story
Oh mb lol I thought you were just saying thisI gave it for him to write a story![]()
what made snuggly an incel was not his face or height, it was his giga micro penis, at 1.4 inches erect, they would laugh so hard and take pics of it and sent it to all their friendsMy cock grows legs and runs away in the middle of the night and slays some random chick for me
After losing 1k gambling Serv smashed his TV, and as a cope started ordering slop to cope with being a broke celHere’s my last 7 days
-Lost 1K
-gained 5 pounds
-broke out
• lost my girl
• got sick today
• and thought I was facing potential legal trouble today
Cinema and yeah I did cope eatAfter losing 1k gambling Serv smashed his TV, and as a cope started ordering slop to cope with being a broke cel
Serv ended up getting sick from all the slop he ate, but kept eating anyway to numb the emotional pain
And as if it couldn't get any worse for this piece of shit, his girl called him and said she's done dealing with a degenerate slop eating loser
That's when Serv finally lost it, he then rushed to drive to his ex place, luckily she wasn't there, he smashed her bed room window with a crowbar, stole money from her place and dipped
The cops find out Serv did this, they find Serv driving, Serv ends up flipping his car, then tris to run away but falls over like the fat as he is, then he gets arrested
Luckily serve gets out on bail and gets a restraining order, but he continues to eat slop and goon to waifus
NIGGA I SAID MAKE A STORY I DONT HAVE A MICRO PENISwhat made snuggly an incel was not his face or height, it was his giga micro penis, at 1.4 inches erect, they would laugh so hard and take pics of it and sent it to all their friends
Now everyone knew snuggly was an incel Tera micro dick loser, but that would change soon
Snuggly slept naked like usual (since he finished gooning and went right to sleep after)
Then he woke up in agony after this huge spider bit his cock but then spit it out
Then suddenly the cock grew a foo long, grew legs and a face then ran out of his apartment
The walking penis stole some subhumans car and drove to a whore house, then had a threesome with 2 methhead foids
Shortcel, rises from the grave with only one mission, destroy iron cuckFormer Shortcel will rise upon his grave to end IronCuck once and for all, for he is a messiah of the white nation, nignogs will collapse from his power which is a symbol of truth, his judgement ray will obliterate IronCuck's existence and the world will be exist as a whole white ethnostate in the end.
Thanks bhaiShortcel, rises from the grave with only one mission, destroy iron cuck
Shortcel becomes the leader of the Cumskins, as he plans to be the leader of the upcoming war of Cumskins vs Monkeys
The war has commenced, It is intense, ruthless, but in the end the Cumskins win,
And now it's the final boss battle between iron cuck (monkey) and Shortcel (cumskin)
Iron cuck tries to shoot with his pistol but his monkey brain doesn't understand he's out of bullets, while the high IQ Cumskin Shortcel shows him his reflection
Ironcuck faints from looking at his ugly ass chimp face, and the Cumskins win