GIVE ME ANOTHER JACK AND COKE

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You tell the bar tender in a raspy voice slurring your words just enough to make the other people at the bar uncomfortably aware of your level of inebriation.

Even the fat girl who's a solid 3/10 you were considering letting blow you has lost interest at this point.

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The jazz band starts to play a song that sounds ironically suited to your depressive absolute state.

The bar begins to clear out more and more as the night dies down.




You catch a glimpse of yourself in a portion of a mirror obscured by bottles of liquor..
Jesus.. How did it come to this

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bars are for hillbilly Alabama cousin fuckers
 
Fuck yes I’m a gamer son. All I do is sit in my moms basement calling people’s moms sluts on Xbox chat while eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew after jacking off for 7 hours straight
 
Fuck yes I’m a gamer son. All I do is sit in my moms basement calling people’s moms sluts on Xbox chat while eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew after jacking off for 7 hours straight
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