Give me autistic things to say to a girl

you look like garbage can i take you out
 
Only my mom is Russian and I look like an exact copy of my dad but with blue eyes, genetics are everything and environment is cope imo
You live in Russia?
 
"I love you, /do you wanna marry me?"
 
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True. OP can say whatever he wants and fuck this girl WHENEVER he wants. He's been saying stupid shit and trolling her for hours, she's still answering within seconds everytime, and investing in the conversation. OP has this girl wrapped around his little finger. (Assuming it isn't a larp, and that it's real)
 
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True. OP can say whatever he wants and fuck this girl WHENEVER he wants. He's been saying stupid shit and trolling her for hours, she's still answering within seconds everytime, and investing in the conversation. OP has this girl wrapped around his little finger. (Assuming it isn't a larp, and that it's real)
Be chad or die trying tbh
 
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keep barking for your master
 
I think the most autistic thing to do is type up some insane copypasta-esque fedora wearing neckbeard shit. Let me have a go at it:

Hello! My name is [your name], glad to speak to you! :) I'm a big believer in honesty, so I'll just say it right out of the gate: I'm a virgin! In fact, I have never kissed a girl. I used to be shy about these things, but now I don't care anymore. I am a proud man and I stand by who I am through and through! Anyways, let me discuss my hobbies with you - I love watching Netflix, so we can "Netflix and chill" if you would like that! :) My favorite netflix series are One Punch Man and Death Note (NOT the netflix remake! LOL!). I love listening to music, mostly metal of course. Trivium and In Flames are my favorites. I basically only wear band shirts, I don't care too much about fashion outside of merch for the content creators I love. Beyond that, I love playing video games. Not obsessively online like some losers - I have a life lol! I mostly play super smash bros on the nintendo, and of course some Mario World and so on. The good thing is that these games are great multiplayer games, so we can play them together! Now one last thing, I know this message is kindof long but I think its best to paint a good picture of who I am, so here is a short list of "fun facts" about me:

- I have a large mole in my pelvic area, I think its best to get that out of the way as I've imagined girls might react negatively to it
- I do not believe in a God - but I'm totally cool if you do, and I would love to discuss it with you!
- I used to work at Pizza Hut, but I quit because pizza isn't very healthy and I gained a lot of weight in my time there because of free lunch haha :p
- I hate jocks and athletic stuff in general, but I do love a good round of chess ;)

OK copypasta end. You get the idea.
 
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ask her what she thinks of Badr Hari
 
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True. OP can say whatever he wants and fuck this girl WHENEVER he wants. He's been saying stupid shit and trolling her for hours, she's still answering within seconds everytime, and investing in the conversation. OP has this girl wrapped around his little finger. (Assuming it isn't a larp, and that it's real)
This. Personality is a meme if a subhumsn said that stuff to her she would instantly block. She wants chad and his babies. Most of us will never experience this only a lucky few men can be Chad by winnig genetic lottery . Suifuel
 

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