Give me the best offensive jokes

[VIsaac_6]

Shit like "why don't Japanese celebrate Christmas? It's because last time, instead of a big fat man it was a big fat bomb that fell from the sky and killed half their population"

 

[BigBallsLarry]

why does visaac_6 make bullshit awful threads? because he's a disgusting degenrate illiterate stupid faggot greycel!