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Kraken
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I want to get high. Since coming back to the States I've been messing with these weed pens. They're alright. Anyways, I'm sitting out in my grandmother's garage ("Memaw" is what I call her), and I can hear the f*cking television blaring through the wall. I wish she'd go to bed. I got my weed pen here ready to be used but Memaw's still not asleep. Now Memaw's the type of person who could absolutely ruin a wet dream. Every time I get high here at the house when she's not asleep she manages to find a way to kill my buzz. She'll mosey on out here and want to talk to me about the most boring topics. She plays Fox news all day every day and often wants to tell me about whatever it was she saw on there that day. I have no choice but to sit and listen. She's my benefactor for the time being. Now I'm just waiting till she goes to sleep so I can get high. I'll be 34 years old in a couple of months. What a joke. The TV's still on. GO TO BED MEMAW!