Goatis fanboy starter pack

[Shrek2OnDvD]

Calls everyone a ‘slave’
Obsessed with everything being ‘in nature’
Aversion to any physical activity
Calls everything toxic
Refers to fruits and vegetables as ‘fake’ and ‘man-made’
Thinks eating raw liver will turn him into a 6’7 chad
“Hair transplants are completely natural bro”

 

[notsocommonthumb]

dnr slave, in nature you wouldn't have a computer, youre eating toxic man made foods, eat raw meat

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

dnr slave, in nature you wouldn't have a computer, youre eating toxic man made foods, eat raw meat

 

[notsocommonthumb]

@n9wiff thoughts?

 

[MarioTheGoat]

Being a pedo is up there.

 

[RecessedBoss]

i wish he would choke me and chop my limbs off while he explains to me why i am a slave for eating goyslop and stressing myself

 

[gonion wanter]

shutup slave i'm drinking raw milk therefore i am a badass who can't be fucked with

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

shutup slave i'm drinking raw milk therefore i am a badass who can't be fucked with

Oh yeah, well I’m drinking raw milk straight from a bull!

 

[WhiteMan]

slave