Goatis is the biggest dimwit on this planet (I HAVE FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT)

y’all are making me feel bad for sending my sister that video, oh well she prolly ain’t even watch dat shit
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I still continue to consume raw eggs and milk but still too iffy about raw meat and organs
 
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I have finally figured it out! GOATIS’s channel is a PARODY! HES A GENIUS! There is no way he isn’t, because of what I’m gonna discuss below:


Have watched most of that guys videos, in order to figure out exactly why he says what he says.

So I don’t expect to see any retarded “ out of context” statements

My conclusion is that he exists (either by the Jews or as a creation of god with no parents - I.e the Antichrist) to fucking dupe the masses into becoming as retarded as possible through his so called “knowledge”

(If his channel isn’t a parody)

I have never seen genuinely anyone on YouTube who’s channel solely exists to get them to stop doing anything and just sit around eating raw meat all day, cuz wtf else does this guy do.


List of everything Goatis is against:

Cooked meat
Gym
Work (of any kind, because it’s slavery)
Technology (because no tech in nature)
Drugs
Alcohol (understandable)
Having kids (if they would be genetic trash)
Netflix
Sun
Partying
Most women
Socialising (involving any form of the above, which is most forms of socialising)
Religion
Man made material things (cars etc)
Money
Most YouTubers on the planet
Most food
Vegetables


List of everything Goatis is not against:

Raw meat
Hunting for raw meat


And we are supposed to fucking believe this guy was sent as a form of knowledge or awakening for us? YEH FUCKING RIGHT

So the idea is we literally forget everything we have done when we watch this guy, we forgot all of our passions, our goals, our dreams, our relationships, everything in this 1 life we have everything taught to us by everyone we know, none of that matters because this fool told us online we should be eating raw meat in nature and hunting, even when we don’t need to! Because we have houses which we spent centuries building for no reason apparently.

And we’re slaves if we don’t follow it apparently JFL

Pure GRIFT (that was obvious but some people actually have negative iq)

Also hates religions but worships raw meat and the blackpill - fuck off! JFL

Don’t get me started on that blackpill video lol. The end scene was funny. Him eating raw meat holding his daughter and that’s supposed to be an AW look at him go! Moment, ofc to dupe his retarded ass slave followers (ironic): I can imagine the next scene after the camera cut off was him having to 1. Either give back that girl to her real parents. Or 2. Eat some cooked food and 3. Go to the hospital because of the raw meat

JFL

Fuck that clown prick and everything he stands for

This can clear all the shit up for anyone who was confused why this forum worships this prick like Jesus

























(I still watch him though)
he is entertaining to watch but he’s clearly a troll, no one expect 80 iq primitive retards belive Living like a caveman is how we’re supposed to be
 
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I still continue to consume raw eggs and milk but still too iffy about raw meat and organs
Raw milk is good for you and raw eggs have such a tiny chance of causing any harm to you that if it’s more efficient for you to do so you can just drink them up.

Raw meat depends on the source and even then even cooking it just a bit helps a lot, keeps most of nutrients while eliminating most disease/parasite risk
 
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I still continue to consume raw eggs and milk but still too iffy about raw meat and organs
Raw meat and organs have a way higher chance of parasitic diseases, I would cook them. Liver is probably fine raw but definitely not muscle meat.

I eat raw eggs as well will consume raw milk once I have the money those are fine
 
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Raw milk is good for you and raw eggs have such a tiny chance of causing any harm to you that if it’s more efficient for you to do so you can just drink them up.

Raw meat depends on the source and even then even cooking it just a bit helps a lot, keeps most of nutrients while eliminating most disease/parasite risk
Funnily enough dogtis is against raw milk as well

J F L
 
He stabbed his classmates and tried killing his ex. Also wanted by interpol. I still find him funny though.
 
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He says you should get your hydration from blood
imagine listening to a guy who advocates against drinking water and instead drinking blood. Iq litmus test, these same guys think they are the superior ones
 
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He stabbed his classmates and tried killing his ex. Also wanted by interpol. I still find him funny though.
how has he not been caught lol
 
imagine listening to a guy who advocates against drinking water and instead drinking blood. Iq litmus test, these same guys think they are the superior ones
his water argument is kind of based though hes mainly against like modern unfiltered sewage water that people drink from taps nowadays
 
his water argument is kind of based though hes mainly against like modern unfiltered sewage water that people drink from taps nowadays
What does he think we should do, catch rain water then boil it and wait for it too cool down? To go to a lake with moving water and drink straight from it?
 
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What does he think we should do, catch rain water then boil it and wait for it too cool down? To go to a lake with moving water and drink straight from it?
basically yeh lol
 
yeh but cant they just run after him or get someone else from their country to catch him
It depends on the laws in the country, he probably went to a country which didn’t have a extradition agreement with the one he commitef that crime in
 
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Most overrated pansy on the internet.
 
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I have finally figured it out! GOATIS’s channel is a PARODY! HES A GENIUS! There is no way he isn’t, because of what I’m gonna discuss below:


Have watched most of that guys videos, in order to figure out exactly why he says what he says.

So I don’t expect to see any retarded “ out of context” statements

My conclusion is that he exists (either by the Jews or as a creation of god with no parents - I.e the Antichrist) to fucking dupe the masses into becoming as retarded as possible through his so called “knowledge”

(If his channel isn’t a parody)

I have never seen genuinely anyone on YouTube who’s channel solely exists to get them to stop doing anything and just sit around eating raw meat all day, cuz wtf else does this guy do.


List of everything Goatis is against:

Cooked meat
Gym
Work (of any kind, because it’s slavery)
Technology (because no tech in nature)
Drugs
Alcohol (understandable)
Having kids (if they would be genetic trash)
Netflix
Sun
Partying
Most women
Socialising (involving any form of the above, which is most forms of socialising)
Religion
Man made material things (cars etc)
Money
Most YouTubers on the planet
Most food
Vegetables


List of everything Goatis is not against:

Raw meat
Hunting for raw meat


And we are supposed to fucking believe this guy was sent as a form of knowledge or awakening for us? YEH FUCKING RIGHT

So the idea is we literally forget everything we have done when we watch this guy, we forgot all of our passions, our goals, our dreams, our relationships, everything in this 1 life we have everything taught to us by everyone we know, none of that matters because this fool told us online we should be eating raw meat in nature and hunting, even when we don’t need to! Because we have houses which we spent centuries building for no reason apparently.

And we’re slaves if we don’t follow it apparently JFL

Pure GRIFT (that was obvious but some people actually have negative iq)

Also hates religions but worships raw meat and the blackpill - fuck off! JFL

Don’t get me started on that blackpill video lol. The end scene was funny. Him eating raw meat holding his daughter and that’s supposed to be an AW look at him go! Moment, ofc to dupe his retarded ass slave followers (ironic): I can imagine the next scene after the camera cut off was him having to 1. Either give back that girl to her real parents. Or 2. Eat some cooked food and 3. Go to the hospital because of the raw meat

JFL

Fuck that clown prick and everything he stands for

This can clear all the shit up for anyone who was confused why this forum worships this prick like Jesus

























(I still watch him though)
Yk he actually shows evidence but whatever makes you sleep at night😴
 
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Yk he actually shows evidence but whatever makes you sleep at night😴
Are you retarded?

You were against him before now you wanna pretend like you’re playing his side

I have no use conversing with your stupid ass if that’s the case.

Don’t switch up opinions like a retard
 
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Are you retarded?

You were against him before now you wanna pretend like you’re playing his side

I have no use conversing with your stupid ass if that’s the case.

Don’t switch up opinions like a retard
He has right, my ancestors also ate raw meat until very recently. He gets all his knowledge from aajonous vonderplanitzs btw so if you dont kike goatis listen to aajonous he is a very cool guy
 
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He has right, my ancestors also ate raw meat until very recently. He gets all his knowledge from aajonous vonderplanitzs btw so if you dont kike goatis listen to aajonous he is a very cool guy
You are lost
 
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How? Actually look up what he's saying he has right and all the knowledge about diet he has is from aajonous too
He really isn’t bro




:forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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He had a hair transplant and talks about "natural beauty"
 
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I have finally figured it out! GOATIS’s channel is a PARODY! HES A GENIUS! There is no way he isn’t, because of what I’m gonna discuss below:


Have watched most of that guys videos, in order to figure out exactly why he says what he says.

So I don’t expect to see any retarded “ out of context” statements

My conclusion is that he exists (either by the Jews or as a creation of god with no parents - I.e the Antichrist) to fucking dupe the masses into becoming as retarded as possible through his so called “knowledge”

(If his channel isn’t a parody)

I have never seen genuinely anyone on YouTube who’s channel solely exists to get them to stop doing anything and just sit around eating raw meat all day, cuz wtf else does this guy do.


List of everything Goatis is against:

Cooked meat
Gym
Work (of any kind, because it’s slavery)
Technology (because no tech in nature)
Drugs
Alcohol (understandable)
Having kids (if they would be genetic trash)
Netflix
Sun
Partying
Most women
Socialising (involving any form of the above, which is most forms of socialising)
Religion
Man made material things (cars etc)
Money
Most YouTubers on the planet
Most food
Vegetables


List of everything Goatis is not against:

Raw meat
Hunting for raw meat


And we are supposed to fucking believe this guy was sent as a form of knowledge or awakening for us? YEH FUCKING RIGHT

So the idea is we literally forget everything we have done when we watch this guy, we forgot all of our passions, our goals, our dreams, our relationships, everything in this 1 life we have everything taught to us by everyone we know, none of that matters because this fool told us online we should be eating raw meat in nature and hunting, even when we don’t need to! Because we have houses which we spent centuries building for no reason apparently.

And we’re slaves if we don’t follow it apparently JFL

Pure GRIFT (that was obvious but some people actually have negative iq)

Also hates religions but worships raw meat and the blackpill - fuck off! JFL

Don’t get me started on that blackpill video lol. The end scene was funny. Him eating raw meat holding his daughter and that’s supposed to be an AW look at him go! Moment, ofc to dupe his retarded ass slave followers (ironic): I can imagine the next scene after the camera cut off was him having to 1. Either give back that girl to her real parents. Or 2. Eat some cooked food and 3. Go to the hospital because of the raw meat

JFL

Fuck that clown prick and everything he stands for

This can clear all the shit up for anyone who was confused why this forum worships this prick like Jesus

























(I still watch him though)
Against sun? Then why do I see videos of him lying on the beach sunbathing
 
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I ascended after eating raw meat and posted proof

No need for counting calories or dieting, eat natural foods and you will be healthy
 
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? You're the dumb one then what he says is very well known he isn't a prophet he just teaches stuff
I’m not conversing with you

You are one of the most retarded users here

End of story
 
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I’m not conversing with you

You are one of the most retarded users here

End of story
Why the hate? Just because we dont agree deosnt mean we can't like eachother
 
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