Thebuffdon
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I have finally figured it out! GOATIS’s channel is a PARODY! HES A GENIUS! There is no way he isn’t, because of what I’m gonna discuss below:
Have watched most of that guys videos, in order to figure out exactly why he says what he says.
So I don’t expect to see any retarded “ out of context” statements
My conclusion is that he exists (either by the Jews or as a creation of god with no parents - I.e the Antichrist) to fucking dupe the masses into becoming as retarded as possible through his so called “knowledge”
(If his channel isn’t a parody)
I have never seen genuinely anyone on YouTube who’s channel solely exists to get them to stop doing anything and just sit around eating raw meat all day, cuz wtf else does this guy do.
List of everything Goatis is against:
Cooked meat
Gym
Work (of any kind, because it’s slavery)
Technology (because no tech in nature)
Drugs
Alcohol (understandable)
Having kids (if they would be genetic trash)
Netflix
Sun
Partying
Most women
Socialising (involving any form of the above, which is most forms of socialising)
Religion
Man made material things (cars etc)
Money
Most YouTubers on the planet
Most food
Vegetables
List of everything Goatis is not against:
Raw meat
Hunting for raw meat
And we are supposed to fucking believe this guy was sent as a form of knowledge or awakening for us? YEH FUCKING RIGHT
So the idea is we literally forget everything we have done when we watch this guy, we forgot all of our passions, our goals, our dreams, our relationships, everything in this 1 life we have everything taught to us by everyone we know, none of that matters because this fool told us online we should be eating raw meat in nature and hunting, even when we don’t need to! Because we have houses which we spent centuries building for no reason apparently.
And we’re slaves if we don’t follow it apparently JFL
Pure GRIFT (that was obvious but some people actually have negative iq)
Also hates religions but worships raw meat and the blackpill - fuck off! JFL
Don’t get me started on that blackpill video lol. The end scene was funny. Him eating raw meat holding his daughter and that’s supposed to be an AW look at him go! Moment, ofc to dupe his retarded ass slave followers (ironic): I can imagine the next scene after the camera cut off was him having to 1. Either give back that girl to her real parents. Or 2. Eat some cooked food and 3. Go to the hospital because of the raw meat
JFL
Fuck that clown prick and everything he stands for
This can clear all the shit up for anyone who was confused why this forum worships this prick like Jesus
(I still watch him though)
Have watched most of that guys videos, in order to figure out exactly why he says what he says.
So I don’t expect to see any retarded “ out of context” statements
My conclusion is that he exists (either by the Jews or as a creation of god with no parents - I.e the Antichrist) to fucking dupe the masses into becoming as retarded as possible through his so called “knowledge”
(If his channel isn’t a parody)
I have never seen genuinely anyone on YouTube who’s channel solely exists to get them to stop doing anything and just sit around eating raw meat all day, cuz wtf else does this guy do.
List of everything Goatis is against:
Cooked meat
Gym
Work (of any kind, because it’s slavery)
Technology (because no tech in nature)
Drugs
Alcohol (understandable)
Having kids (if they would be genetic trash)
Netflix
Sun
Partying
Most women
Socialising (involving any form of the above, which is most forms of socialising)
Religion
Man made material things (cars etc)
Money
Most YouTubers on the planet
Most food
Vegetables
List of everything Goatis is not against:
Raw meat
Hunting for raw meat
And we are supposed to fucking believe this guy was sent as a form of knowledge or awakening for us? YEH FUCKING RIGHT
So the idea is we literally forget everything we have done when we watch this guy, we forgot all of our passions, our goals, our dreams, our relationships, everything in this 1 life we have everything taught to us by everyone we know, none of that matters because this fool told us online we should be eating raw meat in nature and hunting, even when we don’t need to! Because we have houses which we spent centuries building for no reason apparently.
And we’re slaves if we don’t follow it apparently JFL
Pure GRIFT (that was obvious but some people actually have negative iq)
Also hates religions but worships raw meat and the blackpill - fuck off! JFL
Don’t get me started on that blackpill video lol. The end scene was funny. Him eating raw meat holding his daughter and that’s supposed to be an AW look at him go! Moment, ofc to dupe his retarded ass slave followers (ironic): I can imagine the next scene after the camera cut off was him having to 1. Either give back that girl to her real parents. Or 2. Eat some cooked food and 3. Go to the hospital because of the raw meat
JFL
Fuck that clown prick and everything he stands for
This can clear all the shit up for anyone who was confused why this forum worships this prick like Jesus
(I still watch him though)
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