Goatis thinks he is Jesus

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@PrinceLuenLeoncur
 
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@wsada
 
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he's an ugly fuck
 
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can you tell me how to pirate his telegram
 
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He is
 
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for what?
he's just gonna say stuff like eat babies for optimal health
I like watching his videos hes like my best friend and I eat food and watch him
 
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We need to get this nigga Goatis on .org, he would make fire threads.
 
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It’s funny he loves the black pill when he’s literally low Ltn
he went through the stereotypical coping incel pipeline as well

insecure teen -> gymcel -> vegan -> carnivoretard -> schizo
 
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I liked his old videos when he was still sv3rige and his blackpill videos are funny
he’s just a wannabe cult leader though
 
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Well he’s way more useful than jesus ever would be. I actually learned from him, I’d say Aajonus would be god and Goatis would be the prophet
 
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Well he’s way more useful than jesus ever would be. I actually learned from him, I’d say Aajonus would be god and Goatis would be the prophet
why dont u wageslave and send all ur paychecks to his BTC address to fund his mental illness then?
 
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NARCY AF
 
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Isn't he running away from interpol?
 
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@Acne Victim @IAMNOTANINCEL @GlamourPursuer
 
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Good thing I stopped watching him , this is blasphemy
 
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He's just paranoid because he thinks Jews are after him
 
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This guy is retarded but he gives some good advice sometimes
 
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Desperate moneymaxx attempt trying to make people buy his telegram vids

He's very cringe atp
 
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what's your diet like?
i remember you being rather lean
It's really varied. I eat treats too, but I'm pretty active so I'm down at 66kg now at 6ft. Taking kratom reduces my appetite considerably, but I would still like to burn a few more kg!
 
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Smart moneymaxx technique ngl. He could gain a cult following and lots of money with this lol
 
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It's really varied. I eat treats too, but I'm pretty active so I'm down at 66kg now at 6ft. Taking kratom reduces my appetite considerably, but I would still like to burn a few more kg!
mirin' 5'8 to 6ft heightmax in not even half a year
 
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I personally think that Goatis is Jesus. But I don't know who Jesus or Goatis is.
 
-You have to get revenge on peopleif they make you upset or you will be physiologically damaged
-Eat raw meat
-have kids
-love is about physical attraction
-dont workout
 
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Dude lost his marbles a long time ago
 
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Goatis has around the same iq as the average sub saharan
 
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-You have to get revenge on peopleif they make you upset or you will be physiologically damaged
-Eat raw meat
-have kids
-love is about physical attraction
-dont workout
Just realize for a sec how delusional and retarded this sounds
 
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Weird aahh mentally ill boyo
 
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Goatis should promote paganism, it's the perfect fit.
 
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mirin' 5'8 to 6ft heightmax in not even half a year
6'1/2" actually

And you made lies about my age too that people believed because I have no post of my face here
 
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Goatis should promote paganism, it's the perfect fit.
Nah, he wouldn’t believe in that. He isn’t into the idea of religion or worshipping gods, and historically he has only borrowed the concept of Jesus as a symbolic ideal . However the guy has a cult-leader personality so he does want his followers to worship him, so it wouldn’t make sense to promote the worship of ancient european gods
 
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“It’s because gym ages you and money doesn’t exist in nature bro”

You should be comfortable 24/7 and do nothing with your life!
I don’t think he suggests doing nothing, but he does argue if you’re completely sedentary and eat clean you will prolong your life. The guy always says do whatever you want, it’s your life
 
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i nearly forgot about you @Never Get Up

what do you think about your lord and saviour proclaiming himself as the lord and saviour of christianity?
 
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I don’t think he suggests doing nothing, but he does argue if you’re completely sedentary and eat clean you will prolong your life. The guy always says do whatever you want, it’s your life
Gym is ultimately just a bad investment.
It doesn’t help mating success. It stresses the body and causes you to eat more, which causes more cellular/ tissue damage especially if you are a carbcel. Most people will also develop joint issues if they do heavy stuff. Then if you build muscle you have to eat more over time as well leading to a greater accumulation of calories. All for what? so you can feel bug and tough? gym is retarded
 
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