God doesn’t want certain men to get pussy, that’s the bottom line

Vermilioncore

Vermilioncore

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God creates us all and lines us up like his GI Joes and says to us, as he goes down the line, “you get pussy. You get pussy. You don’t get pussy. You get pussy. You don’t get pussy”

And that’s life.
 
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would u rather die of umbilical cord suicide or your twin killing you
 
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It's random by ur parents god created only adam and eve
 
would u rather die of umbilical cord suicide or your twin killing you
umbilical cord suicide. I could die without ever experiencing anything outside the womb. I wanna go back. I miss it there
 
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Very convenient and easy to blame your shortcomings on some imaginary being that controls everything
 
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umbilical cord suicide. I could die without ever experiencing anything outside the womb. I wanna go back. I miss it there
i meant ur twin killing you in the womb ofc
 
God creates us all and lines us up like his GI Joes and says to us, as he goes down the line, “you get pussy. You get pussy. You don’t get pussy. You get pussy. You don’t get pussy”

And that’s life.
I nonironically believe this
 
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Just ldar
 
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Its over
 
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One man gets to be a NT athletic 6'2 Tyrone at a D1 college and another man gets to be a 5'2 autist with the social skills of an eggplant who starts balding at 16
 
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One man gets to be a NT athletic 6'2 Tyrone at a D1 college and another man gets to be a 5'2 autist with the social skills of an eggplant who starts balding at 16

God is a cruel being if he does really exist.
 
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god doesnt want me to get laid for sure
 
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and then ,fortunately, these men invented some sound "evo bio adaptation to the 90-10 rule " :cool: since GOD is obviously a homosexual that only likes good looking men to succeed
 

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