God, give us hope.

[MoggerGaston]

We need to ascend.

god, give us hope.

Be merciful

I pray to you.

 

[serialcoper]

We need to ascend.

god, give us hope.

Be merciful

I pray to you.

please God I don't want to be miserable forever

 

[MoggerGaston]

please God I don't want to be miserable forever

we will save ourselves

 

[deadstock]

The same god that made us ugly?

 

[Gengar]

The same god that made us ugly?

It’s just a test bhai.

 

[deadstock]

It’s just a test bhai.

Inshallah we ascend in jannah

 

[Gengar]

Inshallah we ascend in jannah

I’m going to jahannam.

 

[deadstock]

I’m going to jahannam.

Will there be 70 virgins in jahannam for a muslim incel bro? I might convert inshallah

 

[serialcoper]

I’m going to jahannam.

if only suicide wasn't a sin that'll damn me to hell

 

[MoggerGaston]

God will give us strength




we will fight

 

[Gengar]

Will there be 70 virgins in jahannam for a muslim incel bro? I might convert inshallah

Jahannam is hell. It will be pure suffering.

 

[Gengar]

if only suicide wasn't a sin that'll damn me to hell

One of the reasons I haven’t roped is because of religion but I’m also going to hell anyway so it doesn’t really make a difference.

Another reason I haven’t roped is because I want to cope with food and stuff but I’ve been dieting for the past 3 months on <250 kcal a day.

 

[deadstock]

Jahannam is hell. It will be pure suffering.

Can't be worse than this incel life

 

[Gengar]

Can't be worse than this incel life

There are seven levels of hell as well as seven levels of heaven. The kind of fate that awaits you depends on the level you are in.

 

[serialcoper]

One of the reasons I haven’t roped is because of religion but I’m also going to hell anyway so it doesn’t really make a difference.

Another reason I haven’t roped is because I want to cope with food and stuff but I’ve been dieting for the past 3 months on <250 kcal a day.

proud of you

Discovering new music especially metal keeps me going

 

[Gengar]

proud of you

Discovering new music especially metal keeps me going

Thanks bhai. Music is a really great cope as well. I used to listen to metal often also. I’m thinking of going to a metalcore show next month.

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

I may have just ascended

 

[serialcoper]

God will give us strength




we will fight

I like this song thanks

 

[MoggerGaston]

God has a purpose for all of us, doesn't matter who you are.

 

[deadstock]

There are seven levels of hell as well as seven levels of heaven. The kind of fate that awaits you depends on the level you are in.

Beyond over for me... everyday i commit the biggest sin any muslim could ever commit. I have bacon for breakfast every morning

 

[shia.jihadist]

There are seven levels of hell as well as seven levels of heaven. The kind of fate that awaits you depends on the level you are in.

no nigger theres 8 levels of heaven

because Allah's mercy is greater than his wrath

also before you ask yes sunnis believe in this too

 

[deadstock]

God has a purpose for all of us, doesn't matter who you are.

For some that is to just go kurt cobain

 

[tomm1453]

The same god that made us ugly?

god gave me perfect genetics the cucked modern world took them away from me

 

[deadstock]

god gave me perfect genetics the cucked modern world took them away from me

same i'd be chad if it wasn't for the jews

 

[MoggerGaston]

For some that is to just go kurt cobain

nothing wrong with that

we are all the same in the after-life

 

[Gengar]

Beyond over for me... everyday i commit the biggest sin any muslim could ever commit. I have bacon for breakfast every morning

Nothing is ever black and white in Islam. Eating pork is fine if there’s no other food available at all. But having it for breakfast while you’re in the west is sus.

 

[Gengar]

no nigger theres 8 levels of heaven

because Allah's mercy is greater than his wrath

also before you ask yes sunnis believe in this too

Wasn’t gonna ask about what Sunnis say. And I don’t think I should take lessons about Islam from someone who uses racial slurs casually.

 

[egyptianKang]

Will there be 70 virgins in jahannam for a muslim incel bro? I might convert inshallah

Only for the ones that die in jihad, but you can still get women in jannah

Jahannam is hell btw

 

[buflek]

what if god made us all born as potential giga chads but every time you sinned you turn 0.1 psl down?

 

[shia.jihadist]

Wasn’t gonna ask about what Sunnis say. And I don’t think I should take lessons about Islam from someone who uses racial slurs casually.

so are you Ibadi if you aren't Sunni or Shia

also its fine if the person im saying it to doesn't get offended brah

 

[enriquecel]

The same god that made us ugly?

please capitalise the word God when you use it next time, thanks.

 

[shia.jihadist]

what if god made us all born as potential giga chads but every time you sinned you turn 0.1 psl down?

fuarkk good theory brah

but what about subhuman babies

did they get the sins of their father?

 

[buflek]

fuarkk good theory brah

but what about subhuman babies

did they get the sins of their father?

they sinned so bad they were reincarnated with their old score

 

[shia.jihadist]

they sinned so bad they were reincarnated with their old score

yeah once they become completely subhuman the sins start overflowing to the next life

 

[Gengar]

so are you Ibadi if you aren't Sunni or Shia

also its fine if the person im saying it to doesn't get offended brah

I agree with a lot of Ibadi views on life but there some things I don’t agree with. Although I agree more with ibadis than I do Sunnis and shias ultimately I’m not one myself either.

 

[shia.jihadist]

I agree with a lot of Ibadi views on life but there some things I don’t agree with. Although I agree more with ibadis than I do Sunnis and shias ultimately I’m not one myself either.

which views
im actually interested because all i know about ibadis is that they're descended from khawarij

also don't tell me you're a "I'm just a Muslim " coper

 

[Gengar]

which views
im actually interested because all i know about ibadis is that they're descended from khawarij

also don't tell me you're a "I'm just a Muslim " coper

Views I agree with (copy and pasting from Wikipedia):

The attributes of God are not distinct from his essence. Mercy, power, wisdom, and other divine attributes are merely different ways to describe the single unitary essence of God, rather than independent attributes and qualities that God possesses.

Unlike the Sunni theory of the caliphate of the Rashidun, and the Shi'i notion of divinely appointed Imamate, the leaders of Ibadi Islam—called Imams—do not need to rule the entire Muslim world; Muslim communities are considered capable of ruling themselves.

The Ibadis reject the belief that the leader of the Muslim community must be descended from the Quraysh tribe. (This differs from the Shia belief that ideally and eventually they will be ruled by the Mahdi, who will be descended from Muhammad's Household (Ahl al-Bayt)—Muhammad having been a member of the Quraysh tribe.)

Rather, the two primary qualifications of an Ibadi imam are that he is the most pious man of the community and the most learned in fiqh, or Islamic jurisprudence; and that he has the military knowledge to defend the Ibadi community against war and oppression.

Ibadis believe that all who profess the belief in oneness of God and belief in the prophethood of Muhammad as the last messenger are members of the Islamic community.

Views I don’t agree with:

All non-Ibadi Muslims and even Ibadi sinners are considered guilty of kufr (usually translated as "unbelief"), although contemporary Ibadis distinguish between kufr shirk, or religious disbelief, and kufr nifaq, or infidelity in the form of sinning. The term shirk—"polytheism" in conventional Islamic theology—has a wider use in Ibadi doctrine, where it is used to describe all forms of religious error beyond polytheism alone.

Views I almost agree with entirely:

Ibadis traditionally reject Sunni beliefs that all Muslims in hell will eventually enter paradise, and hold that hell is eternal and inescapable for all humans who were not righteous Ibadis in life.

Only righteous Ibadis are considered worthy of friendship and association, whereas sinners and non-Ibadi Muslims are subject to dissociation, sometimes to the point of ostracism.

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

I may have just ascended

never mind

 

[shia.jihadist]

Views I agree with (copy and pasting from Wikipedia):

The attributes of God are not distinct from his essence. Mercy, power, wisdom, and other divine attributes are merely different ways to describe the single unitary essence of God, rather than independent attributes and qualities that God possesses.

Unlike the Sunni theory of the caliphate of the Rashidun, and the Shi'i notion of divinely appointed Imamate, the leaders of Ibadi Islam—called Imams—do not need to rule the entire Muslim world; Muslim communities are considered capable of ruling themselves.

The Ibadis reject the belief that the leader of the Muslim community must be descended from the Quraysh tribe. (This differs from the Shia belief that ideally and eventually they will be ruled by the Mahdi, who will be descended from Muhammad's Household (Ahl al-Bayt)—Muhammad having been a member of the Quraysh tribe.)

Rather, the two primary qualifications of an Ibadi imam are that he is the most pious man of the community and the most learned in fiqh, or Islamic jurisprudence; and that he has the military knowledge to defend the Ibadi community against war and oppression.

Ibadis believe that all who profess the belief in oneness of God and belief in the prophethood of Muhammad as the last messenger are members of the Islamic community.

Views I don’t agree with:

All non-Ibadi Muslims and even Ibadi sinners are considered guilty of kufr (usually translated as "unbelief"), although contemporary Ibadis distinguish between kufr shirk, or religious disbelief, and kufr nifaq, or infidelity in the form of sinning. The term shirk—"polytheism" in conventional Islamic theology—has a wider use in Ibadi doctrine, where it is used to describe all forms of religious error beyond polytheism alone.

Views I almost agree with entirely:

Ibadis traditionally reject Sunni beliefs that all Muslims in hell will eventually enter paradise, and hold that hell is eternal and inescapable for all humans who were not righteous Ibadis in life.

Only righteous Ibadis are considered worthy of friendship and association, whereas sinners and non-Ibadi Muslims are subject to dissociation, sometimes to the point of ostracism.

- based
- imamate is correct
- incorrect, there are 12 imams who are all direct descendants of the Prophet (PBUH), except Imam Ali (AS)
- retarded. the leader of the muslim ummah must be infallible or else he can't lead
- based

- completely retarded

- kind of true but Allah can decide out of His own mercy if he wants to spare someone after temporary torment
- based except with righteous shias and other righteous non-takfiri muslims

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

- based
- imamate is correct
- incorrect, there are 12 imams who are all direct descendants of the Prophet (PBUH), except Imam Ali (AS)
- retarded. the leader of the muslim ummah must be infallible or else he can't lead
- based

- completely retarded

- kind of true but Allah can decide out of His own mercy if he wants to spare someone after temporary torment
- based except with righteous shias and other righteous non-takfiri muslims

@yeeyeeslayer told me Shiah’s are not jihadis. The best part about Islam is Jihad tbh, nothing better than waging war on some nigga takin his terra Stacy wife as a slave and busting in her ALLAHAMDULLAHI

 

[shia.jihadist]

@yeeyeeslayer told me Shiah’s are not jihadis. The best part about Islam is Jihad tbh, nothing better than waging war on some nigga takin his terra Stacy wife as a slave and busting in her ALLAHAMDULLAHI

we're the only jihadis

 

[Gengar]

- based
- imamate is correct
- incorrect, there are 12 imams who are all direct descendants of the Prophet (PBUH), except Imam Ali (AS)
- retarded. the leader of the muslim ummah must be infallible or else he can't lead
- based

- completely retarded

- kind of true but Allah can decide out of His own mercy if he wants to spare someone after temporary torment
- based except with righteous shias and other righteous non-takfiri muslims

Cope and seethe.

 

[Gengar]

@yeeyeeslayer told me Shiah’s are not jihadis. The best part about Islam is Jihad tbh, nothing better than waging war on some nigga takin his terra Stacy wife as a slave and busting in her ALLAHAMDULLAHI

Jihad isn’t all about warfare. It’s only one aspect of it.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

we're the only jihadis

sunnis worship muh umar who fucking ran from every battle like a little faggot

then got niggers to take persia for him while he sat on his throne so he can pretend to do something

You mean actual BBCs? Or just catch phrase for guys as in Ayrabs and shit?

Do you mean Umar Ibn Khattab. My Sunni friends mock Shiah’s and say you guys pray weird and put a mud thing on the floor to stop your temple hitting the ground and say when we die and Allah asks you what you are and you respond you lot say 5 things which is wrong and Sunnis say 3 things.

I do think Sunni metaphysics and philosophy is more sensible than modern Sunni one (mutazillite the exception but the regards killed them)

Still why do Shiah’s act like Muslim Roman Catholics with the pope and your Imam. So cucked to have him as “infallible”

 

[shia.jihadist]

Cope and seethe.

you know im correct

theres no saving you anymore, you are wilfully ignorant of the truth

over

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Jihad isn’t all about warfare. It’s only one aspect of it.

I’m talking about “lesser” jihad I am aware there’s 2 types but I care more about the type of jihad rather than the jihad. I can’t get sex slaves praying now can I.

 

[Gengar]

you know im correct

theres no saving you anymore, you are wilfully ignorant of the truth

over

Cope and seethe bhai. Go eat your roti.

 

[Gengar]

I’m talking about “lesser” jihad I am aware there’s 2 types

Mirin IQ.

but I care more about the type of jihad rather than the jihad. I can’t get sex slaves praying now can I.

Haram!

 

[shia.jihadist]

My Sunni friends mock Shiah’s and say you guys pray weird and put a mud thing on the floor to stop your temple hitting the ground and say when we die and Allah asks you what you are and you respond you lot say 5 things which is wrong and Sunnis say 3 things.

I do think Sunni metaphysics and philosophy is more sensible than modern Sunni one (mutazillite the exception but the regards killed them)

Still why do Shiah’s act like Muslim Roman Catholics with the pope and your Imam. So cucked to have him as “infallible”

- We pray with our hands by our side like the Prophet (pbuh) did
- We pray on a thing made of the earth because the Prophet (pbuh) used to pray on the earth, and theres no earth inside our houses
- ? wdym what you are

Also it makes more sense that an infallible Prophet should have infallible succesors
How can you guide people away from sin if you're sinning yourself

 

[shia.jihadist]

Cope and seethe bhai. Go eat your roti.

its over for you bhai

enjoy your lahori biryani and salan roti because there won't be any for you in the afterlife