God’s personal comedian

[Vermilioncore]

God likes me because I bring joy. My life is so shit and things are carefully calculated to make sure I fail at every thing I do.

The internet connection cucked me today.

my girl texted me and I tried to text back but my shit connection didnt sent the text. It kept loading and loading until it finally sent an hour later

then she replied saying she was sad because it took so long.

so I made sure to send screenshots of my internet failing to send the text messages.

It’s me against this dark energy God created to battle me. I lose each time, but I won’t go down without a fight

 

[Sphinx]

God.

It’s me. I know you enjoy laughing at me and making a mockery of me all day and night. It’s funny to you and entertaining. I get it. I’m a subhuman piece of garbage who should die. But, why did you even create me then?

I don’t get it. I don’t create things that I don’t like. And if I don’t like what I create, I demolish it. Completely. You haven’t taken my life, why? I shouldn’t be here.

I think I know why you are doing this. Because I’m your favorite “tv show”. You tune into everyone’s lives and they’re all good and happy, but you tune into mine and it’s complete shit. And you like that, don’t you?

is that why you are keeping me alive? To laugh at me and torture me?

Yeah. I truly have no one to turn to. Even God himself has forsaken me.