going nightclub for the first time (ITS PROBABLY OVER)

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well this is probably the most accurate way to see if it’s over

I’m goin nightclub in the city

will update after if anything happened

my hair is kinda fucked and my skin isn’t the best, but I’ve got the closest thing to a clean shave so we shall see

I have no idea how the club works so hopefully I end the night with something and not get cucked :feelswhy:
 
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Get in a fight
 
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You will get cucked. Its not how you imagine

If you are tall with a good frame you might have a chance.

At 6'1" I had a drunk slutty girl come up to me to dance but I hesitated and got cucked by a tallfag.
 
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Drink a little before going
 
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Get in a fight
Legit strategy. Just make sure as many females as possible see you get in the fight and you have to win. Come back the next night and the females who saw you fight will want you.
 
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full of coper rich cels in my country, you will for sure get mogged by others but you will mog everyone but like 5-10 ppl tbh
 
full of coper rich cels in my country, you will for sure get mogged by others but you will mog everyone but like 5-10 ppl tbh
Depends on the club. Clubs in poor areas of town are full of manlets. You have to be careful with mogging them in front of girls though. They could get violent
 
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Go out to the smoking area and talk to girls about Richard Ramirez.
 
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do you cold approach in day time ??
 
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talk about Ramirez and praise him. it will help you to get laid.

Believe Harrison Ford GIF by Indiana Jones
 
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Are you in the UK ? If so then over
 
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i'm 45 i've never been to a night club in my life although i've seen escorts well over 1000 times. i'm just cutting out the middle man. why roll the dice at a club pay for entry, drinks, etc when i can get guaranteed lays? when i started out i used to lay with hot jbs for 200-300 usd, that's way more economical than going to the clubs. safer and cleaner too. it was far cheaper in europe too. about the same price as admission to a club for a night with a pro. you hit the clubs maybe a dozen times for one lay, how much did you already spend on entry fees, drinks, etc?
 
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You literally have sex with more girls than 80% of the forum it could never be over
 
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You will get cucked. Its not how you imagine

If you are tall with a good frame you might have a chance.

At 6'1" I had a drunk slutty girl come up to me to dance but I hesitated and got cucked by a tallfag.
and you were absolutely correct, the guys who were literally only 2 inches but 3-4 psl actually had girls grinding on them and I even saw subhuman manlets with decent girls meanwhile I legit got rejected 3 times jfl :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

first girl I went up to was a 28yo htb who used the “I have a boyfriend card” (brutal)

then 2nd girl was a legit blonde stacylite I went up to her all drunk and whispered in her ear “I think we should kiss right here” :forcedsmile:

she brutally gave me the disgusted expression and pushed me away :feelswhy:

3rd girl I went up legit didn’t engage and her subhuman friend cockblocked it and pushed me away too

tldr; it never began and when I say it’s over for me I’m not just tryna get validation, validation means nothing to me.
 
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It's over before it began :ogre:
 
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Drink a little before going
my friend bought 3 rounds of drinks and I even sniffed coke under the tables and almost got caught by the faggot security guard

then we met 2 fat blonde chavs which gave me mdma which I sniffed all of the packet, they both also said I look like a “serial killer” and out of “vampire diaries” :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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and you were absolutely correct, the guys who were literally only 2 inches but 3-4 psl actually had girls grinding on them and I even saw subhuman manlets with decent girls meanwhile I legit got rejected 3 times jfl :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

first girl I went up to was a 28yo htb who used the “I have a boyfriend card” (brutal)

then 2nd girl was a legit blonde stacylite I went up to her all drunk and whispered in her ear “I think we should kiss right here” :forcedsmile:

she brutally gave me the disgusted expression and pushed me away :feelswhy:

3rd girl I went up legit didn’t engage and her subhuman friend cockblocked it and pushed me away too

tldr; it never began and when I say it’s over for me I’m not just tryna get validation, validation means nothing to me.
first time I went clubbing a cute girl kissed me because I said it was my first time and she said she wanted to make it special for me JFL
 
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my friend bought 3 rounds of drinks and I even sniffed coke under the tables and almost got caught by the faggot security guard

then we met 2 fat blonde chavs which gave me mdma which I sniffed all of the packet, they both also said I look like a “serial killer” and out of “vampire diaries” :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
chav females? or males
 
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Go out to the smoking area and talk to girls about Richard Ramirez.
talk about Ramirez and praise him. it will help you to get laid.

Believe Harrison Ford GIF by Indiana Jones
A girl did mention out of the blue that I look like ramirez jfl ngl I was on coke and mdma and a shit ton of drinks that I actually had mogger hollow cheeks so that prolly explains it
 
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Chav females bro

blonde fake tan and drawn eyebrows :forcedsmile:

they also kept offering me a cigarette lmao
they wanted your dick jfl.

Clubs will only work for tall/muscular dudes. Masc only for clubs nigga, if you don't recall, but I have written posts on here on why this site things prettyboy mogs because prettyboys only do well in social circles, and majority of people here only know slayers from social circle game not from clubs
 
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they wanted your dick jfl.

Clubs will only work for tall/muscular dudes. Masc only for clubs nigga, if you don't recall, but I have written posts on here on why this site things prettyboy mogs because prettyboys only do well in social circles, and majority of people here only know slayers from social circle game not from clubs
chavs aren’t my type tbh ngl

they did seem like they wanted to fuck tho, they kept calling my name and staring at my hollow cheeks, I legit looked like a skeleton. Hadn’t eaten in a day and was fueled off coke, mdma, drinks and caffeine

and ngl in the club u couldn’t rly see muscles cuz the flashing lights

the ppl that did well were surprisingly subhuman manlets and some subhuman tallfags :dafuckfeels:

masc doesn’t rly mog icl prettyboys take the cake but obviously u wouldn’t wanna go any further than a ONS with a slut from the club so prettyboys are undefeated

If anything cute > masc for appeal and young pussy so in that regard u mog me bro :feelsrope:
 
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chavs aren’t my type tbh ngl

they did seem like they wanted to fuck tho, they kept calling my name and staring at my hollow cheeks, I legit looked like a skeleton. Hadn’t eaten in a day and was fueled off coke, mdma, drinks and caffeine

and ngl in the club u couldn’t rly see muscles cuz the flashing lights

the ppl that did well were surprisingly subhuman manlets and some subhuman tallfags :dafuckfeels:

masc doesn’t rly mog icl prettyboys take the cake but obviously u wouldn’t wanna go any further than a ONS with a slut from the club so prettyboys are undefeated

If anything cute > masc for appeal and young pussy so in that regard u mog me bro :feelsrope:
99% of club whores are chavs bro, to be real. Stacies aren't going to be ONS prettyboy skinny niggas in clubs. And yes tall dudes mog in clubs jfl. Dancefloor, if you are tall you will get laid. Muscles help loads nigga trust me, speak to people in queues and shit.

Fuark I wanna go clubbing again now, coke is good for smoking area but shit on dancefloor jfl. Shud have just fucked those chav girls nigga
 
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99% of club whores are chavs bro, to be real. Stacies aren't going to be ONS prettyboy skinny niggas in clubs. And yes tall dudes mog in clubs jfl. Dancefloor, if you are tall you will get laid. Muscles help loads nigga trust me, speak to people in queues and shit.

Fuark I wanna go clubbing again now, coke is good for smoking area but shit on dancefloor jfl. Shud have just fucked those chav girls nigga
i was too fucked bro, ain’t no way I was getting it up for those chavs and plus I didn’t even have money for a hotel so wouldn’t work

bro I was surprised at how many turbo manlet subhumans were actually slaying

it was kinda crazy I saw many 5’4 niggas and whitecels kissing girls of the same height :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

maybe the Richard coper course is finally paying off :feelscry:
 
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i was too fucked bro, ain’t no way I was getting it up for those chavs and plus I didn’t even have money for a hotel so wouldn’t work

bro I was surprised at how many turbo manlet subhumans were actually slaying

it was kinda crazy I saw many 5’4 niggas and whitecels kissing girls of the same height :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

maybe the Richard coper course is finally paying off :feelscry:
London is easier than most cities I suppose. The uni clubs I went to, manlets didn't do amazing. But even I still managed to make out with girls. I'm more of a bar hopping type myself personally
 
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London is easier than most cities I suppose. The uni clubs I went to, manlets didn't do amazing. But even I still managed to make out with girls. I'm more of a bar hopping type myself personally
nah bro london is fucking terrible, I legit couldn’t get shit even tho I heightmogged many men surprisingly and face mogged most of them too

I guess my biggest falio apart from subhumanity is the serial killer low trust face :feelswhy:

I’m mirin u I legit don’t think I have the motivation to go again after that brutal night
 
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nah bro london is fucking terrible, I legit couldn’t get shit even tho I heightmogged many men surprisingly and face mogged most of them too

I guess my biggest falio apart from subhumanity is the serial killer low trust face :feelswhy:

I’m mirin u I legit don’t think I have the motivation to go again after that brutal night
Yeah I stopped clubbing for a bit because it's brutal. Truthfully you need some level of game for clubs too, you couldn have easily smashed as well. Shame, your approaches seemed really autistic too mate. But you will get the hang of shit, keep going and just try to have fun
 
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Mirin your low inhib with “should we kiss right now”(y)
 
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OP failed because he never actually went inside
 
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Hope you had a good night OP.

Clubbing isn’t the place to try and get girls imo. It’s where normies go in the hope of lucking out. If you look good just use insta/tinder/day game/social circle.

There are some hoes who will be dtf but best believe she’s been doing that with a lot of guys. Also status/game are key. If you give off a weird energy don’t even bother. I’ve had nights where I get rejected by 10 girls and others where I pull the first one. Flow is key.

Also it’s not a good gauge of your looks level. Tinder is unmatched for that

Also agree that pretty boys mog. I’d even go as far as to say being gymcelled is detrimental with the lower calibre of girls. But then with the higher calibre, you’re not gonna get ONS. You’d be lucky to even get a number or kiss.

Either way clubs can be fun, if you don’t focus on girls.
 
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How tall are you OP? Height is the biggest predictor for success in night clubs.

The mogs are brutal.
 
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and you are absolutely corrrect, I already knew it’s over in the UK, that’s why I didn’t rly have my hopes up:feelskek:
What was the average looks level of the guys in the club?
 
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Youd have to put a gun to my head to get me in a club full of fake eyebrows fake tanned chav muffin top beckies. Yep uk as well
 
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and you were absolutely correct, the guys who were literally only 2 inches but 3-4 psl actually had girls grinding on them and I even saw subhuman manlets with decent girls meanwhile I legit got rejected 3 times jfl :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

first girl I went up to was a 28yo htb who used the “I have a boyfriend card” (brutal)

then 2nd girl was a legit blonde stacylite I went up to her all drunk and whispered in her ear “I think we should kiss right here” :forcedsmile:

she brutally gave me the disgusted expression and pushed me away :feelswhy:

3rd girl I went up legit didn’t engage and her subhuman friend cockblocked it and pushed me away too

tldr; it never began and when I say it’s over for me I’m not just tryna get validation, validation means nothing to me.
Brutal 3 rejection in a row but mirin your low inhib , are you this low inhib without drugs :feelsgood:??
 
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they wanted your dick jfl.

Clubs will only work for tall/muscular dudes. Masc only for clubs nigga, if you don't recall, but I have written posts on here on why this site things prettyboy mogs because prettyboys only do well in social circles, and majority of people here only know slayers from social circle game not from clubs
I have a similar experience. Usually for clubs it's all about height and frame.
The bigger the better.
 
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mixing molly, coke, alcohol and caffeine is not a good idea my dude

also i feel u on the low trust bit, i get asked whether i’m angry all the time at these places, clubs are a waste of time if you go solely for pussy
 
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well this is probably the most accurate way to see if it’s over

I’m goin nightclub in the city

will update after if anything happened

my hair is kinda fucked and my skin isn’t the best, but I’ve got the closest thing to a clean shave so we shall see

I have no idea how the club works so hopefully I end the night with something and not get cucked :feelswhy:
You’re in the UK?
 
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My condolences.. it seems like everyone’s experience clubbing in the UK is the same BRUTAL
It never began for sub gigachad in the UK

on top of that the most subhuman entitled foids

to top it all off, uk foids have the loosest and stinkiest pussies ever, it’s like they don’t know what hygiene is.

fml can’t tell u how many times I’ve had to experience this shit :sick::feelswhy:
 
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first time I went clubbing a cute girl kissed me because I said it was my first time and she said she wanted to make it special for me JFL
This happened. Later that night she took girthy dick in her pussy and ass while u went to sleep blissfully thinking about that cheek kiss
 
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