Going on a date with mtb in an hour

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Nervous asf especially if I do get to clap cus i’m a virgin. Lowk thinking abt gooning rn. Lmk if u got any tips or some instant lookmaxxes.
 
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Ok??? Fuck outta here fakecel nt slayer
 
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I‘m not a virgin and I tell you do you thing and you can goon but if you finish now your whole date gonna be ruined. If you goon you get more jizz but if you finish you gonna be dry
 
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Don't overthink it no point in goofing, and dw about what to say and such, if she likes u it will come naturally
 
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Nervous asf especially if I do get to clap cus i’m a virgin. Lowk thinking abt gooning rn. Lmk if u got any tips or some instant lookmaxxes.
i hope she gets hit by a drunk driver
 
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is the indian
 
im not joking but just be ur self as blue pill as that sounds its real be ur self and live a little its a fun experience and it only happens once
 
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Start pretending to have a schizophrenic episode, worked for me
 

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