Going to commit a crime and go to jail for a status boost. (in GTA 5) Help me choose which one

[Deleted member 17829]

Out of all the guys in the world that she can choose from


She chooses the high status dubai criminal

Decided im gonna commit a crime to go jail for a year (in gta 5), do 6 months

my life is basically jail anyways im neet rn

what crimes can i commit (in gta 5) for the biggest status boost to girls but only 1 year sentence?

 

[Deleted member 16474]

approach a women for cringy pickup video for youtube

 

[Deleted member 17829]

approach a women for cringy pickup video for youtube

i get mesmerised for like 30 seconds every time i see ur sig

 

[Gonthar]

what crimes can i commit (in gta 5) for the biggest status boost to girls but only 1 year sentence?

Some sort of fraud, big scam, ponzi scheme, etc. - a white collar crime, that could make you rich if successful, but if it fails you won't get much prison time.

 

[Deleted member 16474]

i get mesmerised for like 30 seconds every time i see ur sig

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

just cold approach a girl in the street as a sub 8 male- shell call the police for sexual harrassment

 

[wristcel]

just tell girls you've been to prison. You don't need to actually go lol. Get a hand and neck tattoo, too

 

[Deleted member 17829]

just tell girls you've been to prison. You don't need to actually go lol. Get a hand and neck tattoo, too

But im bad at lying

u think i could get away with it if ive got both hands tatted?

 

[wristcel]

But im bad at lying

u think i could get away with it if ive got both hands tatted?

probably.

But It's not really the fact that someones been sent to prison that gets them girls. It's more the fact that this dude who is banging Amber has the prison personality - he is probably ridiculously low inhibition. And he'd smash a glass in someones face if they looked at Amber in a bar. Has lots of money from his criminal activities. Lots of other girls who like him who keep her on her toes with a very fun social circle full of his fellow low inhibition badboy friends, all doing lots of drugs and partying and the whole thing excites her

You can't just get sent to prison for fingering an underage girl or stealing a Laptop, and then expect to be banging hot girls when you get out when you are still you

 

[Deleted member 17829]

bumpmaxxing

 

[Deleted member 19499]

Homicide + Cannibalism seems pretty based

 

[OldRooster]

just don't kill any small kids

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Armed robbery is the most HighT, high reward + still very DarkTriad.

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Homicide + Cannibalism seems pretty based

Homicide is easy compared to robbery, rape, extortion, kidnap etc.

 

[Deleted member 19499]

Homicide is easy compared to robbery, rape, extortion, kidnap etc.

He also probably wants to survive in jail so other inmates will go easy on him if he's in for homicide compared to rape. I do agree rape is more brutal and dark-triad tho.

 

[Deleted member 4362]

He also probably wants to survive in jail so other inmates will go easy on him if he's in for homicide compared to rape. I do agree rape is more brutal and dark-triad tho.

In my view it’s more that it doesn’t require as much planning as other crimes. Unless you’re a hitman/gang banger/soilder etc. Murder can happen and probably most of the time does happen without any planning.

If you punch someone and they fall wrong, you shove someone and they get hit by a truck, you’re stupidly playing with firearms while drunk and shoot someone you’re looking at a murder charge, you can’t really kidnap, rape, extort, blackmail etc. someone without planning and intent.

Any punk can pick up a gun and shoot them. Now planned murder is the most mogger of them all (1st degree) but how many murderers are serial killers?

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Armed robbery is the most HighT, high reward + still very DarkTriad.

how long do i go jail for tho?

 

[Deleted member 19615]

Just deal drugs till you get caught. Get status, money and you get to go to prison. Just don't have too much on you.

Personally I'd sell steroids.

 

[Deleted member 4362]

how long do i go jail for tho?

A long time, it’s a serious crime and can often lead to people losing their life.

I don’t think you’ll be able to pull off these henious crimes as a newbie tbh, people involved in them have been into criminality for years and years.

Maybe just try and build a line selling weed first, you gotta understand those are high stakes crimes with high rewards, people make high paying careers off selling crack and heroin let alone all the goon shit.

 

[Deleted member 17829]

A long time, it’s a serious crime and can often lead to people losing their life.

I don’t think you’ll be able to pull off these henious crimes as a newbie tbh, people involved in them have been into criminality for years and years.

Maybe just try and build a line selling weed first, you gotta understand those are high stakes crimes with high rewards, people make high paying careers off selling crack and heroin let alone all the goon shit.

my uncle offered me to go down to devon and sell crack and heroin there before

u think i should do it

 

[Deleted member 4362]

my uncle offered me to go down to devon and sell crack and heroin there before

u think i should do it

Oh if u got a mentor and links to the streets for sure. Most dudes get caught because they brag and are stupid, there’s an unbelievable amount of money to make off the drug game.

I’ve known guy that whip S classes around Milton Keynes who dealt for decades, but it’s not without it’s risk. It’s not that it’s hard to get away with selling drugs, but it’s hard to hide it, if you’re low profile you’ll be good the police here and in most of the world are useless anyway but obviously if someone rats or they catch you in the act it’s peak.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Rape

 

[HerpDerpson]

Some sort of fraud, big scam, ponzi scheme, etc. - a white collar crime, that could make you rich if successful, but if it fails you won't get much prison time.

Only violent crime is cool. If you want the halo, you need an actual felony. For example, Meeks has assault + possession of firearms. You really think chicks would dig it if he was dodging taxes? They would, because of his face, but you get the idea.

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Only violent crime is cool. If you want the halo, you need an actual felony. For example, Meeks has assault + possession of firearms. You really think chicks would dig it if he was dodging taxes? They would, because of his face, but you get the idea.

true. who should i assault?

 

[wristcel]

Oh if u got a mentor and links to the streets for sure. Most dudes get caught because they brag and are stupid, there’s an unbelievable amount of money to make off the drug game.

I’ve known guy that whip S classes around Milton Keynes who dealt for decades, but it’s not without it’s risk. It’s not that it’s hard to get away with selling drugs, but it’s hard to hide it, if you’re low profile you’ll be good the police here and in most of the world are useless anyway but obviously if someone rats or they catch you in the act it’s peak.

We probably know the same ppl haha. Well maybe not.
My brother was a massive dealer around my part of the UK. Made unreal money selling coke until he was eventually caught. Made over 5K per week, and this is a while ago. Would be worth more now obviously
Also got armed robbery to add to his list lol
He dated models though.
He's completley fucked now but he certainly enjoyed life for a good spell!

I have another friend who was in the paper recently and got sentenced to 9 years. Also part of another huge cocaine gang. He was anuter at school. Could fight really well, too

 

[Deleted member 4362]

We probably know the same ppl haha. Well maybe not.
My brother was a massive dealer around my part of the UK. Made unreal money selling coke until he was eventually caught. Made over 5K per week, and this is a while ago. Would be worth more now obviously
Also got armed robbery to add to his list lol
He dated models though.
He's completley fucked now but he certainly enjoyed life for a good spell!

I have another friend who was in the paper recently and got sentenced to 9 years. Also part of another huge cocaine gang. He was anuter at school. Could fight really well, too

The street life blackpilled me hard man, I wish I was a gangsta.

 

[HerpDerpson]

who should i assault

Don't assault cops.
If you really want fame, go to some sort of a protest or a public gathering and attack the crowd, make sure you're filmed, you'll become a meme.

 

[Gonthar]

Only violent crime is cool. If you want the halo, you need an actual felony. For example, Meeks has assault + possession of firearms. You really think chicks would dig it if he was dodging taxes? They would, because of his face, but you get the idea.

But you don't have his face...You will also go to a tough "pound me in the ass" prison not a minimum security one for white collar criminals.

 

[HerpDerpson]

You will also go to a tough "pound me in the ass" prison not a minimum security one for white collar criminals.

How about you just don't go to prison then? And surviving the tough prison will make you look cool, not the easy mode prison.

 

[Gonthar]

How about you just don't go to prison then?

Then don't do crimes, but if you do, make one that's worth it and is not punished severely...

 

[Deleted member 16133]

youll probably come out of prison a better man than you were before just make sure u dont got twink body so u dont get fucked

 

[JBcollector]

Fuck

her

 

[Deleted member 17829]

Fuck View attachment 1729930 her

mirin name, any idea how we can collect JBs tho?

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Smuggle some drugs. Go from South America to Europe. Avoid Asia. Have fun. You can go a couple years before getting caught. You'll either get banged up in South America or Europe (avoid Spain or France). If you do your time in South America it will be alright if you can handle yourself. Not so many rules as in US prisons. If it's Europe it will be like staying in a 5 star luxury hotel.

 

[incel194012940]

Bro
You better protect your asshole you’re a cute little blonde JB twink to thugmaxxed Tyrone

There’s no halo from shit dripping out your pants uncontrollably

 

[boohooga]

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Out of all the guys in the world that she can choose from


She chooses the high status dubai criminal

Decided im gonna commit a crime to go jail for a year (in gta 5), do 6 months

my life is basically jail anyways im neet rn

what crimes can i commit (in gta 5) for the biggest status boost to girls but only 1 year sentence?

depends on the country u live in, look on google: how many years in [country] for stealing [amount of money] (in gta), u then can add by which means u do that, depending on wether u hurt others or have illegal weapons (in gta 5) or other shit the time might be higher. u also have to consider the amount of money u have to pay as a penalty

 

[Chinacurry]

I played 5 a side today with a guy who went to jail for killing his GFs cat cos he thought his GF was looking at other guys, and was gonna cheat on him and he was crazy about this gf.

Needless to say he can't get a decent job or do much with his life now, but he has 2 exes and is seeing a foid now who has her shit together and is HTB.

How is that possible, when the HTB has so many options? Simple, he is 5'11", robust frame, good jaw, deep eyes, strong browridge NT guy

 

[Deleted member 17829]

I played 5 a side today with a guy who went to jail for killing his GFs cat cos he thought his GF was looking at other guys, and was gonna cheat on him and he was crazy about this gf.

Needless to say he can't get a decent job or do much with his life now, but he has 2 exes and is seeing a foid now who has her shit together and is HTB.

How is that possible, when the HTB has so many options? Simple, he is 5'11", robust frame, good jaw, deep eyes, strong browridge NT guy

went to jail for killing a cat and got cheated on?clown world

 

[BugeyeBigNoseCurry]

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Out of all the guys in the world that she can choose from


She chooses the high status dubai criminal

Decided im gonna commit a crime to go jail for a year (in gta 5), do 6 months

my life is basically jail anyways im neet rn

what crimes can i commit (in gta 5) for the biggest status boost to girls but only 1 year sentence?

Raypeat

 

[Chinacurry]

went to jail for killing a cat and got cheated on?clown world

dont think he got cheated on, and obv I only heard his side of story, but it was more this foid fucked his brain up and he kept thinking she was gonna cheat, so did that.

 

[Deleted member 19948]

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Girls like her make me regret my ogre genetics

 

[Chinacurry]

just cold approach a girl in the street as a sub 8 male- shell call the police for sexual harrassment

This is super legit, anything is sexual harassment now.

My shrink told me just sending my oneitis pics of my cumshot can get me in jail or loonybin for sexual harassment