Going to join the British Army

[owlofathena]

High T as fuck

 

[Deleted member 1003]

Innit

 

[Deleted member 4019]

 

[Deleted member 8576]

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dn rd

 

[Deleted member 4019]

dn rd

Ink well trait

 

[Deleted member 11748]

dn rd

 

[Tusseleif]

Mirin redcoatmaxxing

 

[Callooh_Calais]

High T as fuck

"British" and "Testosterone" really just doesn't belong juxtaposed together in rhe same sentence post-1957.


Even your nuclear weapon trident is controlled by the Americans lol.

 

[Callooh_Calais]

When I think of the British Army, this is always the first thing I think of:

Invariably, the next question I'm asked is always "What's so funny, why are you chuckling?"

 

[owlofathena]

When I think of the British Army, this is always the first thing I think of:

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Invariably, the next question I'm asked is always "What's so funny, why are you chuckling?"

Better than most jobs today plus am a bit of an Adereline junkie

 

[BigBiceps]

Good luck.

 

[BigBiceps]

When I think of the British Army, this is always the first thing I think of:

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Invariably, the next question I'm asked is always "What's so funny, why are you chuckling?"

He should be arrested for treason.

 

[owlofathena]

Good luck.

You in Finnish army

 

[BigBiceps]

Better than most jobs today plus am a bit of an Adereline junkie

There's mostly no adreanaline in the army. Only if you can take orders, and love ordering people around, army is good career for you. Be prepared to do a lot of janitor tier jobs tho.

 

[BigBiceps]

You in Finnish army

Indeed, but British can be alright too.

 

[Deleted member 5185]

imagine risking your life because some dumb politicians decide so.

 

[BigBiceps]

imagine risking your life because some dumb politicians decide so.

Shut the fuck up cuck.

 

[Callooh_Calais]

He should be arrested for treason.

Instead, he got promoted by the Army as a symbol of tolerance and loyalty and is now emblematic of the image that most people in the know have of the post-Suez British Army.

 

[Deleted member 12128]

"British" army

 

[Deleted member 12128]

imagine risking your life because some dumb politicians decide so.

ignore biceps low iq response .

its just about protecting your country . thats whats its all about

 

[Deleted member 5185]

ignore biceps low iq response .

its just about protecting your country . thats whats its all about

You're still putting your only chance at living life for eternity in the hands of politicians. They will literally start a war over resources because they want more power or notoriety and the army has to die for it. Pure absurdity.

 

[TsarTsar444]

There's mostly no adreanaline in the army. Only if you can take orders, and love ordering people around, army is good career for you. Be prepared to do a lot of janitor tier jobs tho.

It is if you are in a war, in fact a ton of viet vets said they had a blast in Vietnam and the adrenaline kept them excited 24/7

 

[GigaAscender]

mirin

 

[BigBiceps]

It is if you are in a war, in fact a ton of viet vets said they had a blast in Vietnam and the adrenaline kept them excited 24/7

War is hell, but regular barracks life is nothing like that. You're making your bed look pretty, clean the room where you guys sleep, clean toilets, other shit jobs.

 

[Callooh_Calais]

Indeed, but British can be alright too.

The British Army seems like a clusterfuck of bad decisions made by incels only admired by social rejects and poorcels:

Do you think they could take on China, let alone Russian paratrooper chads?

The Empire is over--It's time to stop screaming at the sky.

 

[owlofathena]

There's mostly no adreanaline in the army. Only if you can take orders, and love ordering people around, army is good career for you. Be prepared to do a lot of janitor tier jobs tho.

Depends which army. Chinese army must have a lot going on

 

[BigBiceps]

The British Army seems like a clusterfuck of bad decisions made by incels only admired by social rejects and poorcels:
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Do you think they could take on China, let alone Russian paratrooper chads?

The Empire is over--It's time to stop screaming at the sky.

Bad acne is understandable reason to reject recruits. You'll be carrying a lot of heavy shit, and if you have painful acne on your back, you just can't do it.

 

[owlofathena]

The British Army seems like a clusterfuck of bad decisions made by incels only admired by social rejects and poorcels:
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Do you think they could take on China, let alone Russian paratrooper chads?

The Empire is over--It's time to stop screaming at the sky.

Not by ourselves it would almost be impossible to take on china without all of the EU and US backing

 

[Callooh_Calais]

Russian Airborne troops vs British paratroopers:

Vs

Mogged to hell and back by superior Slavic genetics, its over for Britcels

 

[Callooh_Calais]

Bad acne is understandable reason to reject recruits. You'll be carrying a lot of heavy shit, and if you have painful acne on your back, you just can't do it.

You seemed to have ignored the part where they signed on thousands of semi-literate mouth-breathing cretins Semblance, perhaps?

 

[BigBiceps]

You seemed to have ignored the part where they signed on thousands of semi-literate mouth-breathing cretins Semblance, perhaps?

Well, they can't really exclude black recruits completely or they'll be called racist

 

[Callooh_Calais]

Not by ourselves it would almost be impossible to take on china without all of the EU and US backing

The British army couldn't realistically conquer Ireland again even if King Billy himself was necromanced from the grave, let alone be useful in countering a Chinese threat:

 

[Callooh_Calais]

Well, they can't really exclude black recruits completely or they'll be called racist

Your average migrant Black Britoon is better behaved and smells better than your average Limey cunt, which screams volume

 

[BigBiceps]

The British army couldn't realistically conquer Ireland again even if King Billy himself was necromanced from the grave, let alone be useful in countering a Chinese threat:

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UK could just nuke the China back to stone age

 

[Callooh_Calais]

UK could just nuke the China back to stone age

As if Hunter Biden would ever give you guys permission to do so:

How Washington owns the UK’s nukes

London’s nuclear dependency cuts to the heart of the US-UK Special Relationship.

www.politico.eu

Americans don't trust you with big boy toys so they put the parental lock on it lol

 

[BigBiceps]

As if Hunter Biden would ever give you guys permission to do so:

How Washington owns the UK’s nukes

London’s nuclear dependency cuts to the heart of the US-UK Special Relationship.

www.politico.eu

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US has no time to react, if UK just does it.

 

[Callooh_Calais]

US has no time to react, if UK just does it.

Are you among those semi-literate recruits? Read the article: The UK doesn't even have access to your own nuclear weapons because the US put a childlock on it

 

[BigBiceps]

Are you among those semi-literate recruits? Read the article: The UK doesn't even have access to your own nuclear weapons because the US put a childlock on it

Well I obviously am not going to read that article, should be clear by now. But they've probably figured out a way to bypass that lock, in case it ever came to it, that they'd need to use their nuclear arsenal.

 

[Callooh_Calais]

Well I obviously am not going to read that article, should be clear by now. But they've probably figured out a way to bypass that lock, in case it ever came to it, that they'd need to use their nuclear arsenal.

British nuclear weapons use rods of enriched weapons-grade copium, presumably

 

[goat2x]

same


im gonna ruin @africancel 's village again

 

[Deleted member 5969]

Royal Marines? That's what i would do

 

[owlofathena]

Royal Marines? That's what i would do

I probably will still try for royal marines once covid is over but am thinking paras

 

[Deleted member 5969]

I probably will still try for royal marines once covid is over but am thinking paras

Nice

 

[Beetlejuice]