going to new school, any tips on getting my first slay?

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any tips boyos, hopefully im relatively lean by the time it starts which is like 2 weeks from now. probably not but ill keep leanmaxxing either way
 
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Same 2 weeks, how do u cope bro? I couldnt sleep at all last night just thinking of it
 
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Look good.
 
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Just don’t get stereotyped the first day. If your first impression is fucked, you’re never getting pussy

Pick your best outfit, fraud as hard as you can, don’t talk too much, lifts, lifts, lifts
 
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Same 2 weeks, how do u cope bro? I couldnt sleep at all last night just thinking of it
ngl it doesnt bother me much, this is like my 3rd time switching schools at the start of the new year
 
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ur first mission should be to make friends, not slays
 
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Just don’t get stereotyped the first day. If your first impression is fucked, you’re never getting pussy

Pick your best outfit, fraud as hard as you can, don’t talk too much, lifts, lifts, lifts
im trying to find some good shoes to fraud in, thinking nike air max 270s
 
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im trying to find some good shoes to fraud in, thinking nike air max 270s
Yea all nike air max’s should be good
But get some lifts too tho, they make a lot of difference
 
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Walk to the foid you want to slay and tell her I want to taste that pussy, works 100% of the time. Just make sure you look gud
 
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slap a girl's ass
 
Aren’t you 14? Just do your algebra homework lil bro.
 
any tips boyos, hopefully im relatively lean by the time it starts which is like 2 weeks from now. probably not but ill keep leanmaxxing either way

You might get mistaken for the teacher, so I suggest working on your zoomer drip.
 
any tips boyos, hopefully im relatively lean by the time it starts which is like 2 weeks from now. probably not but ill keep leanmaxxing either way
Go for fat Shaniquas
 
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