going to order an escort to my house, and then food to my house. pussy and food delivery on a friday night. could my life be any better?

[Deleted member 26859]

going to order an escort to my house, and then food to my house. pussy and food delivery on a friday night. could my life be any better?

not even in the mood for an ecsort tbh but ill drink some beer and watch some porn to get me horny and motivated then ill order one

 

[Dr. Bludy]

GODLESS PEASANT

 

[Deleted member 22918]

Mirin hard

 

[Deleted member 21735]

escorts are shit. id order a pizz instead

 

[Vermilioncore]

sounds like my life except it’s all free.

My girl comes home and I fuck her hard
And I already had a free breakfast stealing some Uber eats food.

I win. Period.

 

[Cidre enjoyer]

Seems like a nice evening

 

[Deleted member 20399]

sounds like my life except it’s all free.

My girl comes home and I fuck her hard
And I already had a free breakfast stealing some Uber eats food.

I win. Period.

U win at being a fat and ugly incel

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Stop the brag chad

 

[Vermilioncore]

U win at being a fat and ugly incel

Haha na, keep copin shor ass lord farquad ahh mf

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Haha na, keep copin shor ass lord farquad ahh mf

Says the mf that got laughed out of his job interview. Bro thought he could pull off acting like Patrick Bateman when he’s a fat little cuckold

 

[Vermilioncore]

Says the mf that got laughed out of his job interview. Bro thought he could pull off acting like Patrick Bateman when he’s a fat little cuckold

Na bro she was laughing in a way like “wow I like this guy he’s so fluid and confident” and then she said I am her first choice and said “even if the other employer doesn’t think so, she does”
Patrick Bateman vibes innit

 

[gribsufer1]

you could be training

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Na bro she was laughing in a way like “wow I like this guy he’s so fluid and confident” and then she said I am her first choice and said “even if the other employer doesn’t think so, she does”
Patrick Bateman vibes innit

sure thing bro totally wasn’t like “get a load of this ugly manlet. He’s trying so hard to come off as a sigma male bad boy”

 

[Deleted member 26859]

sounds like my life except it’s all free.

My girl comes home and I fuck her hard
And I already had a free breakfast stealing some Uber eats food.

I win. Period.

i had this before. it mogs tbf

however escortmaxxing only mogs in the way of u can pick ur ideal pheno, body type, prettyness level of the girl u with

 

[Vermilioncore]

sigma male bad boy”

That old ass bitch doesn’t even know what the fuck any of that shit is, probably needs some oatmeal and some fuckin M.A.S.H to put her ol Great Depression era ass to sleep

 

[Lefty Rankin]

going to order an escort to my house, and then food to my house. pussy and food delivery on a friday night. could my life be any better?

not even in the mood for an ecsort tbh but ill drink some beer and watch some porn to get me horny and motivated then ill order one

Never have a hooker come to where you live.

 

[BoneDensity]

 

[Torero]

enjoy bro

 

[hirochan]

going to order an escort to my house, and then food to my house. pussy and food delivery on a friday night. could my life be any better?

not even in the mood for an ecsort tbh but ill drink some beer and watch some porn to get me horny and motivated then ill order one

where do you live? i'd feel uncomfortable brining hooker to my own place...here in the life denying muttmerica not only are hookers expensive, hideous, muttified, and fat but dangerous to bring to your habitat as they will bring their pimps to rob you in the future.

 

[Deleted member 24278]

I'd rather get a subhuman for free tbh, my dopamine levels would skyrocket

 

[Skywalker]

love it OP; based asf
ignore the permavirgin incels above

 

[Skywalker]

U win at being a fat and ugly incel

is he really a fat russian manlet?

 

[Skywalker]

GODLESS PEASANT

fuck your dead jew on a stick

 

[LeftPegged]

Add some cocaine

 

[Deleted member 26859]

Add some cocaine

idk last time i did cocaine it gave me some weird eye problem which lasted like 2 years

 

[Mouthbreath]

idk last time i did cocaine it gave me some weird eye problem which lasted like 2 years

what happened?