Going to Pay a Fake Girlfriend To Meet my Parents

[Sc22]

I'm paying this Stacy a ton of money to meet my parents, 500 dollars to be specific. Two months before Christmas I will tell my parents i got a girlfriend, then Christmas I'll get a drive home from a friend, on the way home we'll pick her up (she lives a mile from my house and went to my HS) and drive home. There i will tell my parents she's from the college i attend and have an entire fake evening. She won't want to stay at my house so I'll tell my parents we are going out "partying" with highschool year 11 friends and i will drop her off at her house, stay at my friends, and get driven off back to college. Two months later after telling fake stories of us together I will tell my parents we broke up and privately tell my dad (knowing he will secretly tell my mom) that the reason we broke up is because she caught me with another girl.

 

[SeiGun]

larping irl, pro

 

[androidcel]

 

[Deleted member 656]

I'm paying this Stacy a ton of money to meet my parents, 500 dollars to be specific. Two months before Christmas I will tell my parents i got a girlfriend, then Christmas I'll get a drive home from a friend, on the way home we'll pick her up (she lives a mile from my house and went to my HS) and drive home. There i will tell my parents she's from the college i attend and have an entire fake evening. She won't want to stay at my house so I'll tell my parents we are going out "partying" with highschool year 11 friends and i will drop her off at her house, stay at my friends, and get driven off back to college. Two months later after telling fake stories of us together I will tell my parents we broke up and privately tell my dad (knowing he will secretly tell my mom) that the reason we broke up is because she caught me with another girl.

Are you old enough to go out partying?

 

[CupOfCoffee]

All this to impress your parents. Pathetic tbh

 

[Insomniac]

JFL at paying a foid $500 just to pretend to give a shit about you. Giga cucked tbh.

 

[Sc22]

All this to impress your parents. Pathetic tbh

After years of calling me a weirdo and a freak they will have to think im at least a chadlite in their eyes.

 

[Sizzurp]

Ultimate cuck level reached. You should get a achievement unlocked for that..

 

[fobos]

My God this is the saddest thing I've ever read

 

[mojopin]

After years of calling me a weirdo and a freak they will have to think im at least a chadlite in their eyes.

Yikes

 

[theropeking]

I always knew that op was a depressive mentally ill guy.

Get some help asap and leave this place

 

[Deleted member 616]

 

[Arkantos]

It's funny because you're larping about buying a girlfriend so you can larp again as a

It's a double larp

LLAARRPP

 

[Sc22]

It's funny because you're larping about buying a girlfriend so you can larp again as a

It's a double larp

LLAARRPP

I don't see how this is LARP?

 

[Arkantos]

I don't see how this is LARP?

I don't really believe anyone would pay $500 for something like that. It just sounds so absurd.

 

[Sc22]

I don't really believe anyone would pay $500 for something like that. It just sounds so absurd.

I just want my family to accept me as one of the normal people instead of "that weird guy" like my other incel cousin.

 

[fobos]

Nigga can't you at least find an ugly girl

 

[SeiGun]

I just want my family to accept me as one of the normal people instead of "that weird guy" like my other incel cousin.

you will be the ultimate weird guy if your family found out you pay someone to become your fake girlfriends

 

[Arkantos]

I just want my family to accept me as one of the normal people instead of "that weird guy" like my other incel cousin.

Isn't it kind of weird to be paying a woman to be your girlfriend? She might tell her friends who might spread it around that you did that.

 

[normcore]

I just want my family to accept me as one of the normal people instead of "that weird guy" like my other incel cousin.

if your family can't accept you without a girl, you don't have to accept them or to try and earn their acceptance.

A lot of this is might be in your head though, and you could possibly be projecting how you feel about yourself onto how you imagine that they see you.

Man up and talk to them about it, if it means a lot to you. If it doesn't then don't try and fake it. It won't be worth it.

 

[chadisnow]

I'm paying this Stacy a ton of money to meet my parents, 500 dollars to be specific. Two months before Christmas I will tell my parents i got a girlfriend, then Christmas I'll get a drive home from a friend, on the way home we'll pick her up (she lives a mile from my house and went to my HS) and drive home. There i will tell my parents she's from the college i attend and have an entire fake evening. She won't want to stay at my house so I'll tell my parents we are going out "partying" with highschool year 11 friends and i will drop her off at her house, stay at my friends, and get driven off back to college. Two months later after telling fake stories of us together I will tell my parents we broke up and privately tell my dad (knowing he will secretly tell my mom) that the reason we broke up is because she caught me with another girl.

She had better fuck you at the end of the night for that kind of money. You can pay high end escorts with that kind of money. Don't be stupid.

 

[Time Travel]

Kinda pathetic.
Do they really care that much if you have a gf or not ?

 

[Sc22]

Kinda pathetic.
Do they really care that much if you have a gf or not ?

No but i want to show them that i am atleast a chadlite possibly even a chad or perhaps even gigachad and be seen as it by everyone around me. She is legit 10/10 stacy so this can give me massive status boost among my friends and family. Also money is not a problem since i am rich as i am currently working as a banker and have connections in wallstreet. Including my father who is rich.

 

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[Time Travel]

No but i want to show them that i am atleast a chadlite possibly even a chad or perhaps even gigachad and be seen as it by everyone around me. She is legit 10/10 stacy so this can give me massive status boost among my friends and family. Also money is not a problem since i am rich as i am currently working as a banker and have connections in wallstreet. Including my father who is rich.

I hope you are joking. This is so sad.
I'd rather stay incel forever than pay for a girlfriend.

 

[Sc22]

I hope you are joking. This is so sad.
I'd rather stay incel forever than pay for a girlfriend.

I'm doing it for validation. Forgot to mention my entire family, all my cousins are coming up for Christmas as they allways do. I'll get so much validation. I think it's worth it for a fake four month relationship that my parents will then never again think im an incel.

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

absolutely repulsive

 

[adrianolm]

No but i want to show them that i am atleast a chadlite possibly even a chad or perhaps even gigachad and be seen as it by everyone around me. She is legit 10/10 stacy so this can give me massive status boost among my friends and family. Also money is not a problem since i am rich as i am currently working as a banker and have connections in wallstreet. Including my father who is rich.

Lmao man ur mentally ill. I remember lately you said ur a construction worker. Stop lying And making shit up And seek professional help

 

[IceCutter]

Just lol @ pleasing your parents, you should be doing opposite - putting blame on them for you not having gf

 

[Sc22]

Just lol @ pleasing your parents, you should be doing opposite - putting blame on them for you not having gf

If i dont please them they will take away my car, phone, internet and cut me off family funding.

 

[IceCutter]

If i dont please them they will take away my car, phone, internet and cut me off family funding.

Ah ok fair dues

At least fuck that girl you're paying, say you'll pay her extra

 

[kobecel]

but why,According to you, you have male model looks.So finding a girlfriend should't be difficult....

 

[rockndogs]

Larping a larp. Youve reached a new level of larping congratulations

 

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[Arkantos]

If i dont please them they will take away my car, phone, internet and cut me off family funding.

Don't you have a job? Or is this a triple larp? LLLAAARRRPPP

 

[Zeta ascended]

Why in the name of fucks are you doing this? You are way better looking than me and even my subhuman ass was able to get girls interested in me.

 

[Kenma]

$500 for ONE evening appearance?!?!
You're paying her too much!
Just hire a prostitute THEN fuck her after.
Have her stay with you that night.
Have her moan so loud so your parents could hear!

 

[fobos]

Imagine if they find out. Lmao that would be some rope shit

 

[kobecel]

Gigacuck tbh
with 500$ I could finance 10 short escort visits

 

[Time Travel]

Lmao man ur mentally ill. I remember lately you said ur a construction worker. Stop lying And making shit up And seek professional help

He's trolling probably

 

[Deleted member 1134]

I'm paying this Stacy a ton of money to meet my parents, 500 dollars to be specific. Two months before Christmas I will tell my parents i got a girlfriend, then Christmas I'll get a drive home from a friend, on the way home we'll pick her up (she lives a mile from my house and went to my HS) and drive home. There i will tell my parents she's from the college i attend and have an entire fake evening. She won't want to stay at my house so I'll tell my parents we are going out "partying" with highschool year 11 friends and i will drop her off at her house, stay at my friends, and get driven off back to college. Two months later after telling fake stories of us together I will tell my parents we broke up and privately tell my dad (knowing he will secretly tell my mom) that the reason we broke up is because she caught me with another girl.

Even for incels this is a bit ridiculous, you realize that your parents are going to get suspicious that you never had a gf and then come home with a 10?

 

[manlet cUnt]

She had better fuck you at the end of the night for that kind of money. You can pay high end escorts with that kind of money. Don't be stupid.

This tbh. Cmon OP if ur gonna pay a female half a grand you should get sex at least once out of it. dont be a styoopid cunt tbhngl

 

[chadisnow]

This tbh. Cmon OP if ur gonna pay a female half a grand you should get sex at least once out of it. dont be a styoopid cunt tbhngl

I mean how lame will this night be. Faking the whole time just to have the chick roll her eyes at you at the end of the night.

 

[Sc22]

This tbh. Cmon OP if ur gonna pay a female half a grand you should get sex at least once out of it. dont be a styoopid cunt tbhngl

I honestly thought it wouldn't be enough. I texted her saying "hey would you meet my parents as a fake gf for 500 bucks" i honestly was worried i'd had to offer a thousand.

 

[JovanD]

Achievement Unlocked: Most cringe post of the day.

 

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[jefferson]

I honestly thought it wouldn't be enough. I texted her saying "hey would you meet my parents as a fake gf for 500 bucks" i honestly was worried i'd had to offer a thousand.

Wtf is wrong with you man

 

[Sc22]

Wtf is wrong with you man

People usually say this to me in real life. I may be autistic im not sure.

 

[Bur_01]

I thought you were a male model?

 

[Autist]

Life of a sub6 male