Golden retrievers are foid magnets

Wicket

Wicket

Stonecold KHHV truecel
Joined
Dec 8, 2024
Posts
4,201
Reputation
7,055
Every foid absolutely LOVES golden retrievers. So if you want women's attention make sure you get a fluffy one of those. Preferably a show one:ClappyJam:
 
  • +1
  • Ugh..
  • Love it
Reactions: kisslessvirgin, satangoy, valentine and 7 others
@Scandicel @xzylecrey @NatureEnjoyer_
 
  • +1
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_, PSLbbc, xzylecrey and 1 other person
I thought you meant personality :feelskek:
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_, PSLbbc, Wicket and 1 other person
Every foid absolutely LOVES golden retrievers. So if you want women's attention make sure you get a fluffy one of those. Preferably a show one:ClappyJam:
nigga thinks im rich or sum:feelskek:

will an almost dead hamster who can't walk work?
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: jonbonjovi, Mavueis, NatureEnjoyer_ and 2 others
nigga thinks im rich or sum:feelskek:

will an almost dead hamster who can't walk work?
Get a job nigga :feelskek:
Ive heard a fish in a plastic cup could tho
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_, xzylecrey and Scandicel
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_, Scandicel and Wicket
dogpill
 
  • +1
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_ and Wicket
Put that nikka out his misery wyd 😭
this was a while ago.

I had to chop his head off with an axe.

Hard task for a 14 year old i must say
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_, xzylecrey and Wicket
Get cucked by your own dog
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: satangoy, NatureEnjoyer_, Wicket and 1 other person
this was a while ago.

I had to chop his head off with an axe.

Hard task for a 14 year old i must say
bro you could've just used a knife or something you didnt have to use an axe 😭
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_, Scandicel and xzylecrey
Every foid absolutely LOVES golden retrievers. So if you want women's attention make sure you get a fluffy one of those. Preferably a show one:ClappyJam:
very true base post
golden retrievers are great dogs too
I thought you meant personality :feelskek:
thats the opposite personality you should have honestly unless you are cl-adam
 
  • +1
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_, xzylecrey and Wicket
bro you could've just used a knife or something you didnt have to use an axe 😭
My brotha, he would geniuenly have suffered if i used a knife.

I lowkey felt like kratos doing that shi:forcedsmile:
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_, xzylecrey and Wicket
  • +1
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_, xzylecrey and bibiprocházka271
My brotha, he would geniuenly have suffered if i used a knife.

I lowkey felt like kratos doing that shi:forcedsmile:
Bro you slaughtered your hamster with an axe.
It doesnt matter what you use hes gonna be dead anyways 😭
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_, xzylecrey and Scandicel
Bro you slaughtered your hamster with an axe.
It doesnt matter what you use hes gonna be dead anyways 😭
yeah lowkey, i should have just took him and slammed him into the concrete and hope he dies. Since hes gonna die anyways am i right?
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_, xzylecrey and Wicket
yeah lowkey, i should have just took him and slam him into the concrete and hope he dies. Since hes gonna die anyways am i right?
Just let him die by himself bro 😭
Why did you have to murder him 😭
 
  • +1
  • JFL
  • So Sad
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_, bibiprocházka271, xzylecrey and 1 other person
I love golden retrievers ngl
theyre so cuddly and cute i see why foids love em :ClappyJam:
me too bro

i dont understand why someone would get a cold, angry, ugly dog that holds nothing but hatred in his heart

but most of the time a dog’s love is the most purest cutest thing
 
  • +1
Reactions: xzylecrey and Wicket
Just let him die by himself bro 😭
Why did you have to murder him 😭
1000028450

CAUSE ITS DARK TRIAD
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Scandicel and Wicket
Just let him die by himself bro 😭
Why did you have to murder him 😭
As previously stated.

He was a 2.5 year old crippled hamster in a cage:KEKLEO:

Who would want to live like that:feelskek:
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: xzylecrey and Wicket
me too bro

i dont understand why someone would get a cold, angry, ugly dog that holds nothing but hatred in his heart

but most of the time a dog’s love is the most purest cutest thing
I love velcro dogs that love to be by their owners like dobermans or vizslas theyre so cute
 
  • +1
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_
As previously stated.

He was a 2.5 year old crippled hamster in a cage:KEKLEO:

Who would want to live like that:feelskek:
Majority of disabled people live like that :lul:
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_, xzylecrey and Scandicel
Majority of disabled people live like that :lul:
Nigga if ur 2.5 year old hamster, your basically 90 yrs old as a human.

Would you want to live as a 90 year old crippled man:forcedsmile:
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_, xzylecrey and Wicket
Nigga if ur 2.5 year old hamster, your basically 90 yrs old as a human.

Would you want to live as a 90 year old crippled man:forcedsmile:
Fuck nah bro but you could've gassed him like a jew or something :lul:
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: NatureEnjoyer_ and Scandicel
just become one instead

Grow out hair, Dye hair blonde, tan, be NT low inhib and high trust

Optional: be low IQ cause those dogs are dumb as fuck and you want to emulate them to your best ability
 
  • +1
Reactions: jonbonjovi, NatureEnjoyer_ and Wicket
just become one instead

Grow out hair, Dye hair blonde, tan, be NT low inhib and high trust

Optional: be low IQ cause those dogs are dumb as fuck and you want to emulate them to your best ability
none of that will matter if you're not chad
 
  • So Sad
Reactions: Seeyenar
:DOGE:
 
  • +1
Reactions: Wicket
I have one but don't have a gf
 
  • +1
Reactions: Wicket
Every foid absolutely LOVES golden retrievers. So if you want women's attention make sure you get a fluffy one of those. Preferably a show one:ClappyJam:
so true btw, i used to have one when i was younger and before it died when I used to go out on walks with it foids used to come up to me like crazy to pet him, and he was a high T bvll dog who jumped on the foids thighs and humped it :lul::lul::lul:
 
  • +1
Reactions: Wicket
so true btw, i used to have one when i was younger and before it died when I used to go out on walks with it foids used to come up to me like crazy to pet him, and he was a high T bvll dog who jumped on the foids thighs and humped it :lul::lul::lul:
its the most foid pulling dog
its a literal cheat code :lul:
 
  • +1
Reactions: satangoy
Lefti girls prefer boxer breed and Dobermann
 

Similar threads

alurmo
Replies
14
Views
95
dogpound
dogpound
mr123456
Replies
2
Views
40
mr123456
mr123456
Nathan Fielder
Replies
3
Views
32
Nathan Fielder
Nathan Fielder
o.sub5
Replies
6
Views
64
Notcel
Notcel
jizargo
Replies
7
Views
43
jizargo
jizargo

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top