Gonna try to skip an entire school day for the first time

[Growth Plate]

@PYT Hopefully my mom doesn't get a robo call then it is over for me. I never done this before. This is kinda a test as well for other times I may have to do this

I probably have a math test today on an entire unit that I didn't do a single homework assignment for. I've just always been too tired and couldn't force myself to focus on it, so I must skip

I'll actually do my homework today + tomorrow because of block schedule

So this is how it works:

I take the bus. I'll just pretend to take it today when it reality I just went to this park in a neighborhood nearby and I'm chilling with 2 charged laptops, my charged phone and snacks

 

[Growth Plate]

I would have to stay in such park for 8 hours...

 

[volcelfatcel]

@Serial Mogger look at this jamaican chad low inhib dark triad bad boy

 

[Growth Plate]

@Serial Mogger look at this jamaican chad low inhib dark triad bad boy

It's the dimethyltrienolone I smuggled in from overseas triggering me to participate in dark triad activities.

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

such a badass op

 

[Deleted member 15827]

nigga what i never went to school and got first in my school in finals wtf y tf would u wanna go to school everyday. what a retard

 

[AlexBrown84]

It’s fun the adrenaline rush is nice as soon as you open the doors to leave xD

 

[Lygodactylus]

Smoke some weed with the gang

 

[Deleted member 17723]

school boi

 

[Growth Plate]

@PYT It's too late to change my decision now. The bus driver will assume I missed the bus and that I couldn't race to the bus stop in time today. I'm pretty sure I already blocked all robocalls or messages for whenever I skipped class last year during virtual school on my mom's phone, but it case the number changed, I'll have to fraud an email saying the school is having a problem with false attendance calls/messages

 

[fjor2096]

Jfl welcome to the club nigga, 23 absences gang

 

[fauxfox]

Skipping school mogs, especially senior year after college acceptances. My friend who got into Columbia skipped a fuck ton and smoked weed, just did the bare minimum so that his acceptance wasn't revoked.
After you do it a bunch though you start feeling guilty about lying to parents.

 

[Deleted member 7192]

Usually you don’t skip your first period or else it’s guaranteed you’re getting a automatic message sent to mom

But if you skip your you only skip two class max or else you’re fucked.

See if any of your friends are home or your girlfriend or whatever. I used to walk to my ex’s house and get fed

 

[exeight]

once when i was in school
i skipped 45 fucking days in a school year

it is not a big deal man
and you starting a thread here

Edit
fuck man.. your last sentence made me sad...... i mean.. you guys (new generation, im 30) even when you skip school
YOU ARE GOING ONLINE IN A PARKING SLOT WITH LAPTOP? LOOOOOOOOOOL

when i skipped the school with my homies, we would walk trough the cities and smoke weed or drink alcohol hahah

EDIT: EDIT:
Okay, at least you got snacks

 

[Growth Plate]

Usually you don’t skip your first period or else it’s guaranteed you’re getting a automatic message sent to mom

But if you skip your you only skip two class max or else you’re fucked.

See if any of your friends are home or your girlfriend or whatever. I used to walk to my ex’s house and get fed

My mom is kinda gullible. Even my sister fakes school announcements to skip school. In 7th grade, I frauded an email saying I didn't have to go to school the last week as a reward because my grades were so good and I skipped it

Btw, I saw this tall (looked 5'10" - 6ft but could be due to short torso and long legs halo) blonde lady with a black crop tank top and blue leggings walking her dog showing off her huge ass fuark I still have a boner from it. She wasn't fat. She looked like a typical tall big booty gymrat girl

 

[exeight]

or if we skipped school with girls
we had sex for few hours.. that was nice too

 

[Deleted member 7192]

My mom is kinda gullible. Even my sister fakes school announcements to skip school. In 7th grade, I frauded an email saying I didn't have to go to school the last week as a reward because my grades were so good and I skipped it

Btw, I saw this tall (looked 5'10" - 6ft but could be due to short torso and long legs halo) blonde lady with a black crop tank top and blue leggings walking her dog showing off her huge ass fuark I still have a boner from it. She wasn't fat. She looked like a typical tall big booty gymrat girl

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Mom doesn’t even get emailed just called

Also you get boners irl from just looking at bitches?

 

[Growth Plate]

Also you get boners irl from just looking at bitches?

Um, of course, you don't? In class if I remind myself that there's a thicc girl in the row next to me or if I even think about anything sexual at all, I get a raging boner

 

[Deleted member 7192]

Um, of course, you don't? In class if I remind myself that there's a thicc girl in the row next to me or if I even think about anything sexual at all, I get a raging boner

If I think something sexual obviously but not just from looking

I gotta be making out or doing something. Literally anything but looking. If I get nudes I have to fake like it’s so hot

Capping out of my ass like “ dammmnnnn”

I resent you niggas

 

[fjor2096]

once when i was in school
i skipped 45 fucking days in a school year

it is not a big deal man
and you starting a thread here

Edit
fuck man.. your last sentence made me sad...... i mean.. you guys (new generation, im 30) even when you skip school
YOU ARE GOING ONLINE IN A PARKING SLOT WITH LAPTOP? LOOOOOOOOOOL

when i skipped the school with my homies, we would walk trough the cities and smoke weed or drink alcohol hahah

EDIT: EDIT:
Okay, at least you got snacks

Jfl skl alrdy trying to bust down my door at 23 absences how tf u get awat with 45

 

[exeight]

Jfl skl alrdy trying to bust down my door at 23 absences how tf u get awat with 45

i live in a western country
so the school was a fuckin low iq school (yes, i was young and had just shit in my brain like sex, alc, weed and chillin )
i just didnt go to school lol but like i said in a whole year...... if i would do to several days in a week that would be a problem i think lol

 

[Growth Plate]

@PYT My mom is talking to me as if nothing ever happened. She didn't have to read the email. There was no robocall. Mission success

 

[Deleted member 1901]

Im getting to skip school due to tantrums. I went to school and smashed tables and threw chairs and my mom says I can stay home. Also I got a permit by neurologist to get extra time on assignments and leave school early. Finally i think maybe my life is improving.

 

[Deleted member 15827]

nigga what i never went to school and got first in my school in finals wtf y tf would u wanna go to school everyday. what a retard

Someone explain this autistic thread to me