Good excuse for bonesmashing bruises

[Ldar09867]

My parents are starting to ask me if im getting bullied due to bonesmashing bruises and my freinds think im being hit by my parents or beaten on and a few of my teachers have what has happend so I was wondering if anyone knew a good excuse for repetitive bruising on the sides of my face (zygos)

 

[Ldar09867]

hit less hard, what are you doing it for?

swelling?

Yeah swelling because it looks good and Im not that knowledgeable on the long term effects but some people have said that it like grows ur bones and does other stuff but im not too sure if thats true or not doubt it tbh

 

[Avgguyatgrocerystor]

My parents are starting to ask me if im getting bullied due to bonesmashing bruises and my freinds think im being hit by my parents or beaten on and a few of my teachers have what has happend so I was wondering if anyone knew a good excuse for repetitive bruising on the sides of my face (zygos)

Hide the brusing using make up

 

[TheLooxMaxingKing]

Try jumping off from a roof face to ground for the best bonesmash, my friend did this and ascended to 6”8 teramogger

 

[sebchi]

My parents are starting to ask me if im getting bullied due to bonesmashing bruises and my freinds think im being hit by my parents or beaten on and a few of my teachers have what has happend so I was wondering if anyone knew a good excuse for repetitive bruising on the sides of my face (zygos)

yeah so basically bonesmashing is actually cope and you are gonna give yourself CTE

 

[Ldar09867]

Try jumping off from a roof face to ground for the best bonesmash, my friend did this and ascended to 6”8 teramogger

Really alr bro ill try it out and let you know of the results

 

[Ldar09867]

yeah so basically bonesmashing is actually cope and you are gonna give yourself CTE

Isnt that like brain damage boi I already got that

 

[sebchi]

Isnt that like brain damage boi I already got that

Brahhh

 

[TheLooxMaxingKing]

Really alr bro ill try it out and let you know of the results

good bro make sure its atleast 10M high

 

[ipdcel697]

Bonesmash your frontal lobe to get rid of recession

 

[ryze1x]

Ohhhh alr yh that makes sense thanks

Same things happening to me evb talking about it like they cant gomd. what excuse r u using

 

[fein]

Say your sunburnt easy

 

[Ldar09867]

Say your sunburnt easy

Not sure if green/yellow bruises on my zygos would make people think sunburnt

 

[jester]

My parents are starting to ask me if im getting bullied due to bonesmashing bruises and my freinds think im being hit by my parents or beaten on and a few of my teachers have what has happend so I was wondering if anyone knew a good excuse for repetitive bruising on the sides of my face (zygos)

say you got into a fight with your sibling if you have one if not then say you hit your head at home

 

[BoneSmasher67]

My parents are starting to ask me if im getting bullied due to bonesmashing bruises and my freinds think im being hit by my parents or beaten on and a few of my teachers have what has happend so I was wondering if anyone knew a good excuse for repetitive bruising on the sides of my face (zygos)

Just say your dad hit you

 

[Ldar09867]

Just say your dad hit you

Son that might be worse than acc bonesmashing

 

[Aryan Incel]

My parents are starting to ask me if im getting bullied due to bonesmashing bruises and my freinds think im being hit by my parents or beaten on and a few of my teachers have what has happend so I was wondering if anyone knew a good excuse for repetitive bruising on the sides of my face (zygos)

Dont bonesmash

 

[Ldar09867]

Dont bonesmash

But like why

 

[Aryan Incel]

But like why

The results are almost all swelling and negligible

 

[Ldar09867]

The results are almost all swelling and negligible

Might be placebo effect but I geniunly feel as if it makes a diffrence and the risks of it dont seem that bad so like why not

 

[fein]

Not sure if green/yellow bruises on my zygos would make people think sunburnt

Works for me even if it sounds stupid people won’t care and realise it doesn’t matter and drop it