GOON TO ROBLOX PORN (HOW I BECAME A CHADLITE)

[pneumoultramicros]

Today I will tell you my secret to ascend to CHAD-LITE / HTN in under 7 days.

1. GOONING
When you orgasm, your body releases over 1 billion sperms, causing you to lose weight, making you LEANMAX in just some minutes.
Doing that everyday, in a week, you will become funnier and will ascend to chad.

2. ROBLOX R34
by watching porn stuff such as futanaris, yaois and roblox, you will cum more sperm, making you leanmaxx more.

Spoiler: me (try not to have an orgasm challenge)

 

[afroheadluke]

Remove the JFL tag from this thread

 

[BeanCelll]

ragingmanlet?

 

[alurmo]