Gooning can theoretically ascend u

[darthfeoidkslayer]

Think abt ts nigga. Saar imagine ur a stressed kid in his puberty years. Ur so stressed u can’t sleep, u discover Gooning and mommy asmr. That shit gives u dopamine, oxytocin, and lowers fucking cortisol so u can sleep. Better sleep with low cortical and higher oxytocin means better gh pulses and more development if ur in puberty. More height and bone development. Some studies hav shown too that stroking ur shit can act as jelqing which can add inches to ur dick. Also ur test spikes for a lil bit right after busting a load. Though that’s irrelevant. Mommy asmr lowers ur cortisol and spikes oxytocin. Which are both great for being happy AND getting good sleep. Prove me wrong nigga

 

[Vrowding]

yea but then you and your room reek of cum, your parents ask you why you look disheveled, and no girl wants you because they can somehow sense that you goon but the only technology to break their sensors is being 6'0+, a good jawline, and very dimorphic features, but you don't have that since gooning for too long spiked your prolactin to the point where you have man titties and can lactate

 

[eon]

Self ban

 

[darthfeoidkslayer]

yea but then you and your room reek of cum, your parents ask you why you look disheveled, and no girl wants you because they can somehow sense that you goon but the only technology to break their sensors is being 6'0+, a good jawline, and very dimorphic features, but you don't have that since gooning for too long spiked your prolactin to the point where you have man titties and can lactate

nah here’s the thing ur such a proficient and efficient gooner u jerk ur shit at the right time and amount so u don’t reek like cum or look disheveled, and that shit gets u to 6’6 jordanlite so their sensors are ass fucked

 

[Vrowding]

nah here’s the thing ur such a proficient and efficient gooner u jerk ur shit at the right time and amount so u don’t reek like cum or look disheveled, and that shit gets u to 6’6 jordanlite so their sensors are ass fucked

smth

 

[Finalkiosk]

Think abt ts nigga. Saar imagine ur a stressed kid in his puberty years. Ur so stressed u can’t sleep, u discover Gooning and mommy asmr. That shit gives u dopamine, oxytocin, and lowers fucking cortisol so u can sleep. Better sleep with low cortical and higher oxytocin means better gh pulses and more development if ur in puberty. More height and bone development. Some studies hav shown too that stroking ur shit can act as jelqing which can add inches to ur dick. Also ur test spikes for a lil bit right after busting a load. Though that’s irrelevant. Mommy asmr lowers ur cortisol and spikes oxytocin. Which are both great for being happy AND getting good sleep. Prove me wrong nigga

spikes prolactin

prolactin stunts bone growth

this is why gooner losers are short

 

[Vrowding]

spikes prolactin

prolactin stunts bone growth

this is why gooner losers are short

"cabergoline incoming..."

 

[Finalkiosk]

"cabergoline incoming..."

cardiac remodelling incoming

and they say roids cause LVH

 

[Vrowding]

cardiac remodelling incoming

and they say roids cause LVH

nah this only happens with high dose or long term use, p5p is better long term

 

[Finalkiosk]

nah this only happens with high dose or long term use, p5p is better long term

50mg p5p daily as we speak

 

[Vrowding]

50mg p5p daily as we speak

nice bhai

 

[Acquiescence]

Unironically yes