Got a a fucking dildo with insults on it in my mailbox

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Lesson learned: Treat the girls you deal with good. I don‘t know who put this thing in my mailbox but based on what is says „present from mommy“ it was probably a girl that is pissed. Never called anyone mommy tbh.
and it was wet too, I didn“t bother to sniff to find out if it was piss, just cleaned everything and asked my landlord to install a kamera lol

 

[audimax]

i also gave it to the police for investigation

 

[optimisticzoomer]

says „present from mommy“

Are you sure it wasn't a present from your mother?