Got a free ticket for a concert tonight

[Vermilioncore]

It’s like an ipa but better. IPAs taste like shit and make your stomach hurt quickly. Four looked and steel reserves get you drunk fast but don’t make your stomach hurt

Don’t drink ipas drink four Lokoz and steel reserves for th bets results. They get you drink fast

Anyway, my bud I met at a concert said he had an extra ticket for tonight so I called in sick to work. My fat spic boss got mad and wants a doctors note: left him.on read lol. I’m drink as shit maybe later. Anyway I’m in the Uber about to head to the show. Free concer.

Also I told him to buy me a beer too. I love getting free shit. Vacation tomorrow in manhattan life’s fun. Lol. Quit your job and just have some fun.

 

[pqvyu]

Didnt read but i will pull up

 

[Vermilioncore]

Didnt read but i will pull up

Ill but you’ll a beer if you got some weed we can sloke

 

[pqvyu]

Ill but you’ll a beer if you got some weed we can sloke

Haram bro what the flip

 

[Vermilioncore]

Haram bro what the flip

What’s haram is that a type of hot dog or what

 

[aryan mogger]

i want to go with you

 

[Vermilioncore]

i want to go with you

Show up I’ll buy you a ticket and a beer bro I swear. Doors open in an hour
Get dressed and hurry I’ll buy you merch and. A beer

 

[aryan mogger]

Show up I’ll buy you a ticket and a beer bro I swear. Doors open in an hour
Get dressed and hurry I’ll buy you merch and. A beer

how do you want me to dress?

 

[The Grinch]

Aren‘t you too old to go to a concert, unc?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Aren‘t you too old to go to a concert, unc?

Nope that’s you old faggot go eat some yogurt buddy M.AS.H is on tv I’ll put it on so you can relax

 

[Vermilioncore]

how do you want me to dress?

Whatever you wanna wear bud
Just hurry

 

[The Grinch]

Nope that’s you old faggot go eat some yogurt buddy M.AS.H is on tv I’ll put it on so you can relax

The pudding in the nursing home didn’t taste good today, gramps?

 

[manletmachinestream]

Nah what’s an old fart like you doing travelling the world? Stay in the retirement home unc

 

[moodless]

Its time I get my groove on! Ahh nigga