Got a group of MTB dripping and fighting over me JFL

[eyecelforlife]

I’m in college and one of those ugly frat boys tried pressing me in the chipotle in our college town and I punched the shit out him. His homies tried jumping in but jus gave the the death stare and they all backed up LMAO. This blonde foid eating her double sofritas bowl saw this and followed me to my car and immediately, with no words, starting gagging on my 8x6 BBC. Word spread around campus that I’m a low inhib aggressive Chad with a huge dick and now the whores in my ochem lab won’t stop eyeballing me. This emo thot “accidentally” spilled acid on my crotch in hopes that it would melt my underwear JFL

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

 

[eyecelforlife]

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Tell me where I lied

 

[duhz]

DNR + NIGGER

 

[theblueprints]

And then you woke up

Wish I didn’t read this because this was some fucking tales

 

[eyecelforlife]

DNR + NIGGER

Nice pfp I used to fantasize about having Avril Lavigne as a gf