dogeater420
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aight so i was on the bus going to a football game (we ended up losing 30-0 but i got 2 sacks and 6 tackles at DT so w
ANYWAYS were on the bus and im on my friends phone on snapchat going through filters and messing around with ts cat filter and posting shit on his story
so i find this girl who i dont know who she is and doesnt go to my school who my friend started a streak with and i decided to send a pic of him with laser eyes or sum shi and then ask for her number and she says "ewww no"
so i say i was just messing around on his phone and shi and i sent a selfie of myself with cat filter which was tuff and said she should give me her number instead.
she says "ur not bad lol"
me "so can i get dem digits"
me "pwetty pwease"
her: "do you have snap
me "nah i got ts flip phone n shi" and i sent a pic of my flip phone
her "no way you acctually have a flip phone"
me "yeah brah fr i do
then she fucking sends her number
me "bet"
then she sends a selfie and she is mtb like literally averagest white girl ever
and i send thumb up emoji
then i text her from my flippy
"yo twin wsg"
"is ts (her name)"
then she say
"yeah"
"wyd <3"
this talking to women thing is so fucking easy
i had 0 total iois before 20 days ago and now ive had a lmtb whos now obsessed with me give me her number without even asking and this mtb give me hers
it has begun
ANYWAYS were on the bus and im on my friends phone on snapchat going through filters and messing around with ts cat filter and posting shit on his story
so i find this girl who i dont know who she is and doesnt go to my school who my friend started a streak with and i decided to send a pic of him with laser eyes or sum shi and then ask for her number and she says "ewww no"
so i say i was just messing around on his phone and shi and i sent a selfie of myself with cat filter which was tuff and said she should give me her number instead.
she says "ur not bad lol"
me "so can i get dem digits"
me "pwetty pwease"
her: "do you have snap
me "nah i got ts flip phone n shi" and i sent a pic of my flip phone
her "no way you acctually have a flip phone"
me "yeah brah fr i do
then she fucking sends her number
me "bet"
then she sends a selfie and she is mtb like literally averagest white girl ever
and i send thumb up emoji
then i text her from my flippy
"yo twin wsg"
"is ts (her name)"
then she say
"yeah"
"wyd <3"
this talking to women thing is so fucking easy
i had 0 total iois before 20 days ago and now ive had a lmtb whos now obsessed with me give me her number without even asking and this mtb give me hers
it has begun
