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Kraken
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So I am on vacation here in Portugal with my parents, staying at my grandma’s house, and we decided to go for a walk around here, surely nobody could mog me on this not so big town, right?
Well I was absolutely fucking wrong, in the town square there was a crowd of pilgrims that apparently came here for world youth day and they were giving a speech in Italian, I didn’t see anything out of the ordinary tbh, but then as we were leaving we came across a group of Italian zoomers who were away from the crowd and holy shit did I get mogged, one of these cunts legit looked like a morph of zurzolo and dellisola, then a bit further on we walked pass a group of hot jbs that were coming back from the supermarket, this one blonde girl specifically caught my attention, and I don’t even like blondes but dude she looked insane, I know you niggas would’ve worshiped the ground she walks on if you ever encountered her irl, anyway all I could think of in the moment was about the brutal mog I experienced just a few minutes earlier and how invisible I must’ve been to these bitches
When I arrived home I had to spend like 5 minutes fixing my hair in front of the bathroom’s mirror before convincing myself I actually look human, my skull is so fucking deformed fuck fuck fuck
@Blackgymmax “muh chadlite” fuck you gaslighting faggot, I need to split my skull open just like every other subhuman here, that’s it.
Well I was absolutely fucking wrong, in the town square there was a crowd of pilgrims that apparently came here for world youth day and they were giving a speech in Italian, I didn’t see anything out of the ordinary tbh, but then as we were leaving we came across a group of Italian zoomers who were away from the crowd and holy shit did I get mogged, one of these cunts legit looked like a morph of zurzolo and dellisola, then a bit further on we walked pass a group of hot jbs that were coming back from the supermarket, this one blonde girl specifically caught my attention, and I don’t even like blondes but dude she looked insane, I know you niggas would’ve worshiped the ground she walks on if you ever encountered her irl, anyway all I could think of in the moment was about the brutal mog I experienced just a few minutes earlier and how invisible I must’ve been to these bitches
When I arrived home I had to spend like 5 minutes fixing my hair in front of the bathroom’s mirror before convincing myself I actually look human, my skull is so fucking deformed fuck fuck fuck
@Blackgymmax “muh chadlite” fuck you gaslighting faggot, I need to split my skull open just like every other subhuman here, that’s it.