GOT CATFISHED BY 2 FAT CHICKS IN A ROW (JFL)

[ToDelirium]

To preface im dating as much as possible so when I hopefully get a date with htb im not a fucking retarded loser, so my standards aren't that high

To start the first date i went on i was an hour and 20 late due to the retarded bus system in latin america but eventually I get there, she'sangry at me but is excited to hangout, but fuck me the bitch is way chubbier then I thought, (id still fuck), the date goes pretty well, she wants to hangout again

Immediately go to meet with next girl at a bar which I wasnt the most excited for since she already wasn't the hottest, but then she shows up and she's fucking double (JFL)

Fucking criminal, anyway you would think since I mog this girl to oblivion it would be layup (not to say i would) but this bitch was one of the worst dates ive been on, I couldn't be bothered after the first 20 mins, cause the bitch clearly wasn't into me, i dont know if she think she deserves 6 foot plus, rich chadlite

After all these dates, in my opinion their is zero gain for lowering your standards the ltbs and mtbs have the same standards as htbs sometimes even higher, this is genuinely ridiculous and now if I have a slight suspicion that a bitch is fat im done

 

[Glorious King]

To preface im dating as much as possible so when I hopefully get a date with htb im not a fucking retarded loser, so my standards aren't that high

To start the first date i went on i was an hour and 20 late due to the retarded bus system in latin america but eventually I get there, she'sangry at me but is excited to hangout, but fuck me the bitch is way chubbier then I thought, (id still fuck), the date goes pretty well, she wants to hangout again

Immediately go to meet with next girl at a bar which I wasnt the most excited for since she already wasn't the hottest, but then she shows up and she's fucking double (JFL)

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Fucking criminal, anyway you would think since I mog this girl to oblivion it would be layup (not to say i would) but this bitch was one of the worst dates ive been, I couldn't be bothered after the first 20 mins, cause the bitch clearly wasn't into me

After all these dates, in my opinion their is zero gain for lowering your standards the ltbs and mtbs have the same standards as htbs sometimes even higher, this is genuinely ridiculous and now if I have a slight suspicion that a bitch is fat im done

nigga took a page out of @Jatt 's playbook

 

[ToDelirium]

nigga took a page out of @Jatt 's playbook

Im not that bad am I , also wouldn't of done it with second girl

 

[Chud1505]

but then she shows up and she's fucking double

Holy fuck

 

[ToDelirium]

Holy fuck

Honestly

 

[stonecold trucel]

nigga

 

[ToDelirium]

I don’t date tho I only fuck

JFL at spending time and money for dates and not even hitting

I didnt spend money on either, still mirin though

 

[Swarthy Knight]

nigga took a page out of @Jatt 's playbook

Tubby: “Sorry for catfishing you sweety tee hee”

Jalt: Jattu don’t care baby Jattu don’t care!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

To preface im dating as much as possible so when I hopefully get a date with htb im not a fucking retarded loser, so my standards aren't that high

To start the first date i went on i was an hour and 20 late due to the retarded bus system in latin america but eventually I get there, she'sangry at me but is excited to hangout, but fuck me the bitch is way chubbier then I thought, (id still fuck), the date goes pretty well, she wants to hangout again

Immediately go to meet with next girl at a bar which I wasnt the most excited for since she already wasn't the hottest, but then she shows up and she's fucking double (JFL)

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Fucking criminal, anyway you would think since I mog this girl to oblivion it would be layup (not to say i would) but this bitch was one of the worst dates ive been on, I couldn't be bothered after the first 20 mins, cause the bitch clearly wasn't into me, i dont know if she think she deserves 6 foot plus, rich chadlite

After all these dates, in my opinion their is zero gain for lowering your standards the ltbs and mtbs have the same standards as htbs sometimes even higher, this is genuinely ridiculous and now if I have a slight suspicion that a bitch is fat im done

Make a TikTok video about it. Be sure to use the words fat and landwhale when describing them. Godspeed!