Got caught by the police when I was skipping school

[fjor2096]

Jfl, some old ass white granny called the police on me because she saw me petting her dog and I was "looking suspicious". Police came and in my autism I lied to them about my age jfl so they got extra pissed when they found out.

Ngl it felt badass af walking out of the police car in front of the school though.

 

[BearBoy]

Whenever your mother sees you, she has to say to your father, oh my darling i should have gave you a blowjob instead!

 

[fjor2096]

Whenever your mother sees you, she has to say to your father, oh my darling i should have gave you a blowjob instead!

Ahaha gottem

 

[Zer0/∞]

Low T neotenous chink spotted.

 

[Deleted member 17430]

You could’ve just said you were feeling sick that day and so you stayed out of school.

But what an annoying granny. Nothing to do all day it seems

 

[fjor2096]

Low T neotenous chink spotted.
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I could knock your 5'6 curry ass out in one hit nigga watch who you're speaking to

 

[fjor2096]

You could’ve just said you were feeling sick that day and so you stayed out of school.

But what an annoying granny. Nothing to do all day it seems

I had my bag so it probably wouldn't have worked, but yeah fuck nosy old people.